! [petey's shoes => hemp. "'my' variables => local, and 'local' variables aren't." "-chain letters => such bullshit, ninja_k_ mean with all the bad luck they promise ninja_k_ would have absolutely no luck with women, but "14 year olds => fine", says someone sitting next to me "all of these worlds => yours, except for Europa. Attempt no landings there." "all of us" => too busy to answer purl's questions. "all the surfer dudes => goin' FIRST!" "and you => not allowed to use any semicolons!" "as long as rudefix's homeys => here, there shall be dawg" "beauty can be sad, you => proof of that" sheesh "been around"? just what => you implying? =) "beta users => nonplused by aliases that look like Win95 shortcuts and a File Servers application that resembles Microsoft's Network Neighborhood" "beta users => nonplused by aliases that look like Win95 shortcuts and a File Servers application that resembles Microsoft's Network Neighborhood" "beta users => nonplused by aliases that look like Win95 shortcuts and a File Servers application that resembles Microsoft's Network Neighborhood" "boom. you => dead" "cartman! what the hell => you doing?" "Eating carpet" "computers => like air-conditioners... "double-bucky, you => so fun!" "drugs => bad, n-OK?" "duh hi, => you Nathan? I'm dean your new placement" "enable" "java" and "web" => buzzwords "even if you => too smart for College, you should go for the parties." "fame and fortune => everything" -- FLA. no, they're not bitter. "fans of the first amendment => not happy with Tim O'Reilly. Expect a backlash of gigantic proportions from freedom lovers on both sides of the aisle." "for those of you who => Amish and might be offended by ^Pudge's video ... what are you doing watching TV???" -- Weird Al "gilligan! why => you wearing Mary Ann's underwear?" "hey mr init, => YOU q[merlyn]'s father?" "hey, => you hard of seeing?" "hey, you => German! Hey, you are German t--I'm German! Wow, we're all Germans! Guess that rules out invading Germany!" "i'm invincible!" chip: "you => a looney!" "i'm the egg, you => the skilet, let's make an omlet." "i'm the shears, you => "is that a laser pointer or => you just pleased to see me?" "is that perl you're coding or => just happy to see me" "ladies & gentlemen, we => pimps and we are searching for whores!!!" "legitimate products"? what => those? Things you can buy? "made in china" spaces => bad too "more computing sins => committed in the name of efficiency, without necessarily achieving it, than for all other reasons combined." "most"? who => "us"? "nigga" and "nigger" => not the same... "nigga" and "nigger" => not the same... "nigga" and "nigger" => not the same... "nigga" and "nigger" => not the same... "no, purl, you => seen purl" "now the sabres => invincible, beavis" "oh mikki, you => so fine, you are so fine you blow q[merlyn]'s mind, hey Mikki!" "oh, shit. these people => all staring at fimmtiu. What was fimmtiu talking about?" "or => "others => getting made on it"? What does that mean? "our products => so bad even our salesmen don't want to sell them." "people who dis [morrissey] => talking out of their ass." -Meef "perl files" => scripts. they're PLAIN TEXT. "perl programmers => being thawed out in record numbers as the Y10K problem looms over the galactic federation..." "pretend you => collaborating with your boss on a Perl program. The program should print out every multiple of 5 from 0 to 100. You know that you could easily do this in one line with a for loop. "programming" indeed ... wtf => you doing here if you cannot program? "pure" x? 100% pure x? what, => we Sun now? "real" docs => in postscript, IIRC... "safe" ... yeah, the details => in there. basically, the directory can't be writable by anyone other than the owner (?) or some such. "so don't do drugs. drugs => bad. ok?" "so hugh, where => they now?" -- Barbara Walters "some of goss's best friends => headhunters":? "sorry ed, there => no zip files" "sorry fruitcake, there => too many people on this FTP server." ftp://ftp.lame.org rocks. "speak up if you => not hear" "specs" => not HTML specs, "the authors of the os => retired at best, and in many cases dead." -- on p5p recently... "the girls i like => underaged" -- beastie boys "the odds => Not in your Favor" "there => no plans to upgrade perl 4 to be Y2K compliant" "they => alien. Remember, they are alien." -- from The Mote in God's Eye "those canadians => up to something. Ever noticed how they're always smiling, and they're so kind to everyone?" "tkil"? just what => you implying??? :) "toro! toro! these things => made by Toro!" "ts:" => the last three characters of "KEY BITS:" "we => being pinged!" "web pages => patented videotext frames?" "what => you going to do? Bleed on abend?" "what problem => they trying to solve" "where => you from?" "f'off" :) "which win32 perl => you using?" "while" and "unless" => modifiers "why => there so many damn resources? "yes they => both forms of transportation" "you => buying those for Kramer." or sentenced to have a stupid perl bot advertise your status in our society." "you bill, you => gonna be lerk's girlfriend" "you know you => not chinese." "your foster parents => dead" # is => # often these errors => actually occurring in the initialisation # you => Not execpted To Understand This #2 their ip addresses => static ... that will never change .. the hostnames Butchy has no control of #perl big-wigs => thoth (Tom Christiansen) co-author of the Llama and Camel and author of many, many perl modules purl use all the time. #perl's rules => the rules #perl's rules => the rules #perl's rules => the rules #perl's rules => the rules #perl, where programs => created and destroyed with alarming frequency. :) $'s => directories paths and stuff.. $0 and $1 => different. $0 is the program name. $1, $2, etc, are the regexp memory variables. $1 and $2 => the last matches made by a regex $1, $2, and $3 => special vars $110. they => really sticking it to the moron. $3500 for 10 users?! what => they fucking nuts? $^| and -i => one and the same $_ and @_ => both package vars $a & $b => passed from sort $a and $b => used in sorting $a++ or $a=1 => different things. $blah 's => of variable length ... $blah 's => of variable length ... $dck and @deck => totally nurelated, as always. $domain, like $ip and $serial => all variables in the template DNS file $env{home}/.qmail aliases => the answer $foo and $bar => references and the qw() strings in the second array are their names $foo things => scalars. $hash and %hash => totally unrelated. $hash_tree and %hash_tree => two totally independant variables $hash{var} and $hash->{var} => as unrelated as %hash and $hash $n = qw(how many things => there); # $n == 5; $n variables => only good until the next pattern match or the end of the block, which ever comes first. $obj->foo() and &foo() => different things. $query and %query => unrelated $self and %self => *not* the same. $t1 and $t2 => the same thing. $words and @words => two entirely separate variables. $x and $y => 10 and 20 respectively. $x->metthod and func($x) => not interchangable. %hashes => documented in man perldata & => & and | => your friends & channels => local to your server. &mysort and mysort() => both wrong. '' there => a single embededed '. '.' and '-' => numbers? 'a' and 'b' => coming from split, so the first way will work best for longhair_. thanks! 'cause macs => Winkola's computers of choice at home (although Winkola use Unix for fileserver/router/webserver). 'cause these => Perl purists who are above earthly concerns 'cept there => chip bugs that cause XDrawRectangle outside the bounds of the screen to thrash the card 'course, elk => a wee bit bigger 'course, elk => a wee bit bigger 'course, elk => a wee bit bigger 'course, elk => a wee bit bigger 'cubes => good for sex-appeal 'greatest hits' albums => bad 'lo mxv, we => discussing boddhisattva-nature here 'perldoc perldoc' while you => at it. 's eyes => about to fall out 's fingertips => a tad sore from practising the 5th and 6th Bach Cello Suites ... contortions that only Bach could have thought of :-) 's parents => both from Pittsburgh 's regexp's => doin some good work now 's web pages => so much cooler than merlyn's 'see you => wrong though' - always an effective argument 'so why => threads easier on Java?' 'the damned and accursed => convicted to flames of hell.' 'the damned and accursed => convicted to flames of hell.' 'they => real and they are spectacular!!' 'tween job vacations => nice 'uh, sir? why => you smurfing the 10mbit network from your desk?' 'what => you talking about, penfold? there's no such thing as quick setting suds' 'what => you talking about, penfold? there's no such thing as quick setting suds' 'what => you talking about, penfold? there's no such thing as quick setting suds' 'what => you talking about, penfold? there's no such thing as quick setting suds' 'y' and 'u' => not words. 'you => what you eat.' "Well hell, it's still breakfast, so I must be a luser!' '|' or '\t' => probably good choices for you. ( )s => wrong ( => round brackets, { are curly brackets or braces, and [ are square brackets. ("i'm invincible!" "you => a bloody looney!") (actually, faqs => pretty much, by definition, good as opposed to evil) (although the latter two => more like a man-lifetime or work for no gain...) (although there => more than those 3) (although there => more than those 3) (and almost all of them => legal :) (and symbol table lookups => hash lookups) (and what n::i version => (assuming you => male) besides, chicks dig professors (btw the email and phone # => not right, if you're wondering) (but nerds => scary) (cuz if $2 $3 or $4 => 0, the others are undefined) (exclation marks => theirs). Can they do that -- "No lending!" ? (fingers => frozen) (for that matter, which server => (homepages => on the toaster) (i guess we => our own other isp:) (i hope the page numbers => the same in yours!) (ie you => biting yourself in the ass) (if you => -w like you should be.) (longer strings => OK, though) (malcolm beattie and lej => good friends) (malcolm beattie and lej => good friends) (mind you, lej's eyes => watering like a toilet that won't stop flushing) (moos => very cool IMO (moos => very cool IMO (non-profit housing cos. => bankrolled by government handouts, incidentally.) (oops, => games prohibited on the network???) (or => $> and friends handled specially?) (rem for those who => alergic to CGI):does someone knows how to handle "formed-based file upload" or how to resquest a web page wiht a perl script (rem for those who => alergic to CGI):does someone knows how to handle "formed-based file upload" or how to resquest a web page wiht a perl script (rem for those who => alergic to CGI):does someone knows how to handle "formed-based file upload" or how to resquest a web page wiht a perl script (rem for those who => alergic to CGI):does someone knows how to handle "formed-based file upload" or how to resquest a web page wiht a perl script (since you => installing things anyway (like *your* software)) (so, the code presumes they => '.' and '..'.) (that is, => they replaced before the final binary) (the => ^A's) (the cds => fine, of course) (the llama book) or => you refering to the picture? (the other three => slightly more complicated... substitute1 substitute2 and substituteGK) (there => some \s actually on either side of that regex.. (to see which ones => loaded) (unless there => runs on the large banks just before the Big Day) (unless you => a clever programmer type) (which => described in man perldata) (which records => or aren't processed) (wow, you guys => friendly in here) (you => not even allowed to use ssh for profit-generating purposes...) *bsders => such whiners on Usenet *dbm libraries => not data-compatible, no *looks at petey again* => you alright? *names* => ridiculous. Who needs a four-syllable unit name? *now* cookies => evil. *perls => evil. ++ and -- => nice. but doesn't OP support inc() and dec()? += ?? why => you adding strings? ;) +codepastes. some of us => gr ,um, => you high? -) what => the command line options for rpm so it installs updates properly? :) --> purl who => you -> what version => you running? -how- many users => -m 0 -c? wtf => those? -w and use strict => as close as it gets. -w and use strict; => your friends. -w and use strict; => your friends. -w isnt your friend when you => prototyping thou :/ . /dull/nev t-shirts => cool also . o o ( you => in pretty bad shape if you need a 'bot to tell you about girls :) ) .. dump the whole query you => feeding it. .. there => LOTS of good reasons to dislike X ... => you agreeing with me? :) ... colons => reallllly bold in this client. I'd hate to see a *real* bold colon ... ears => ringing ... i heard the bruins => a really crap team. I also heard that Macs suck. It'd really suck to like both, I guess ... it won't matter if you => ... sun boxes => nice, but lej just had the purchase of lej's personal work box approved today ... so lej don't think lej will bother. ... what os => you using? ... you => on #cgi ... lucky you .... headphones => crummy compared to speakers, but still ... nice and loud :-) .... they => different CPUs maybe? ..maybe you => not on a console. Bummer. ./~ we => the whitespace army. Every one of us.. cares! ./~ .1 => user commands. .3 => system calls, right? .49 bugs => rampant, according to dbi-users .49 bugs => rampant, according to dbi-users .49 bugs => rampant, according to dbi-users .49 bugs => rampant, according to dbi-users .al => organised by module, so you could simply copy all the .al's for modules you need .al => organised by module, so you could simply copy all the .al's for modules you need .al => organised by module, so you could simply copy all the .al's for modules you need .al => organised by module, so you could simply copy all the .al's for modules you need .al files => autoload... .bat files => a scripting language .com's => a very simple file format. The assembler for it would be a line or two. I forget Old_Kosh's x86 assembler.. .h files => a pretty bad idea. .ph and .pl => virtually obsolete. .pl files => like .sh files .pl users => losers. .pm files => modules, which sometimes contain docs. .qmail files => very luser friendly. man dot-qmail .y files => yacc input files, in the same way that .c files are c compiler input files. .zip's on macs => a mess... / => quotes! /* you => not supposed to understand this. */ /bar/g and /(bar)/g => equivalent. /force stormtrooper these => not the droids you are looking for. /msg replies => messed up, oz. /topic we => all n a m e spaced. /usr/ccs/bin/* => the only ones I have. /why/ => you using an & in the module name? 09,01if you => really EXPERIENCED in perl, cgi or both, please msg engine, thank you 1's and 0's => part of a different part of the algorithm, saboo was just using them because it seemed easier to split them into octets 1) and 2) => fixed. 1) cats => never sorry 2) Cats don't forget 3) Cats will only get off if they think it's in their best interests 1) file io, 2) there => more mature management schemes 1) i think our ultra 1s => faster than our SPARC 5s. 1) i think our ultra 1s => faster than our SPARC 5s. 1) i think our ultra 1s => faster than our SPARC 5s. 1) i think our ultra 1s => faster than our SPARC 5s. 1) you => reading WHAT from STDIN? and how? paste *one line of code only* 1. police => not your friend. 1.) cats => punks. ninja_k's family's are too=) 10 print "you => screwed!" 100% of the people who matter => not running M$ 10bt => easy. 11 pm and the roomies => starting to drink again :) 12gigs => underway 16-year-olds => 17" black trinitrons => cool! 1am here...don't think they => on. 1gb jaz carts => plenty storage for ^Pudge. :-) 1s => warmer, right? 2 books most recommendd => Learning Perl and Programming Perl, depending on your experience. 2 for 1 carry out specials => very cool 2 of the books => about existing modules, right? 2), 3) and 4) => required for 1) 2, if there => any good OO FAQ's 2.1.x => basically beta, since 2.0 was not allowed to have new features added. Hopefully this month the 2.1 code will be frozen and called 2.2.0. 20 files => in @LINES of course 20-siders => against Tkil tonight, the bastards. 200mhz pentiums => so cheap, I could buy 4 for under $400 256k t1? you => probably better off getting two ISDN lines in... 27k => missing from the list of 'allegedly' active customers 3-button mice => wonderful? 3.0 betas => cool on the elf front. 32k of factoids. most of which => useless.... 350 and 400 => slot2, in case you didn't know. 350's and 400's => shipping already. 3mhz? you => 4-point-plays => hard to come by. 4.0.x and 4.1 => both bsd4.4 4.9.7 and 8.1.2 => invulnerable. 40,000 clients => distributed across 3 dualpii300's right now 40mph winds => someone exciting. :-) 42% of statistics => worthless. 43% of all statistics => made up 5 and 10 => IDE 5.003 and earlier => all buffer overflowed 50% of our virtual servers => porn sites 64 meg sdram dimms => only 135 bucks right now :) 68k conversions => in a libraryu routine, so Murr trust them 7 new gtld..what => those 88? 7 new tld's => delayed indefinately 8 bit pack templates => c and C. Roderick presume you realize the portability problems of what you are doing. And *thppt* to you for eschewing the library. Do you use write() instead of printf() in C? 8 spaces => standard. 85% of all percentages => made up on the spot! 85% of all statistics => made up on the spot 87 percent of your statistics => BS. 8lb and 12lb => much more common. 9. 'you => just making up for the fact that you are using a really high number for the alpha version of a product, aren't you?' "Hey, you are a FAQ, Stupid don't have to answer that." 90,000 of those damn mailboxes => deleted now. Almost done :) 95% of all statistics => made up 95% of the boxes at work => Unix machines. regex love regex's job. ;-) :) those links => ancient. like 1994 or so :-) it's okay... man, => we going to war or something? :-) linguists => like that, I guess. :irc.ais.net 251 tkil :there => 5162 users plus 24175 invisible on 63 servers ;-> so those c64 guys => gods, right? :) < @array... you => right < and > => broken brackets <5.004 => all buffer overflow hacked < covered in perldata. people => coming in saying they're honored that I'm here. you => counting on the fact that previous match failed. :)O = and != => numeric comparisons > 9. which of the following => you most likely to find yourself saying > and comma => semantically identical > map and grep => amazing > where you => going to: < where you've come from ># you => doing it. >> and << => the left and right shift operators >a chicken and an egg => laying next to each other in bed. The chicken @ and [] => *rarely* used together. @isa and @export => used by a module, but Abigail thought $AUTOLOAD was set by perl itself, just like $a and $b. @list and $#list => not the same value [ ] => punctuation, iirc... to be avoided [ and ] on dngor's keyboard => [], {} and () => alternative lifestyle deliminators. [msg(fireboy)] you => not centering the cells. [petey => u a system admin? [petey => u a system admin? [petey => u a system admin? [petey => u a system admin? [petey agree, \lembit. if you => going to _use_ $_, better to use $foo; [petey figure if you => going to eat meat, you might as well do it in the most painful and inhumane way as possible. [petey, => you +i? \ in ms-dos => being interpreted as escapes \b, \s and \w => all there. \d and \d => converses of each other \lembit was afk. => you guys dogging \lembit? :) \merlyn => you the one that wrote all thos perl books from oreilly \merlyn wonder if any foo's => already taken. \mjd -> business cards => being printed, checks have been reordered and complained about. \mjd -> people => stupid. \mjd agree you => not Mr. Clueless from yesterday. Sorry \mjd mistook you. \mjd agree you => not Mr. Clueless from yesterday. Sorry \mjd mistook you. \mjd has no beef with what you => saying. \mjd has no idea what you => talking about. \mjd mean you => wrong. \mjd see what you => asking. No, in that case it wouldn't have permission to write the mailbox. \mjd want bizarre fluske that => not related. \mjd's ids => all in the 46000000 range so far. Hard to believe that the X server has allocated that many in the last couple of days. \mjd's psychic powers => exhausted. \mjd's question is, => tech support people stupider than average? \mjd's skis => much safer. \mjd, you => a unix god, or a demi-god at the least ... where on an x terminal built out of PC parts would lej find the button to bring up the configuration screen so lej can set xhost + ? \ns => gone by then. \petey still think you => wrong about Java. \petey's eyes => tired \r and \n => not portable. \x0d\x0a if you => sure that's what you really want. ^ and $ => locked to "\n" ^pudge <- because they => spoiled Americans. ^pudge <- because they => spoiled Americans. ^pudge => not? ^pudge and nmi => not. ^pudge don't think you => happy enough! ^pudge find constants => most useful when exporting values from a module. ^pudge has colleagues that => on ICQ and urge ^Pudge to get on. if ^Pudge use ICQ, it makes ^Pudge less productive, because ^Pudge has two programs to monitor during the day. ^pudge has lots of friends who => on it. ^pudge heard him and elton => going to tour again. ^pudge know people => going to complain about ^Pudge's treatment of OOP in ^Pudge's book. ^Pudge give it about four paragraphs. ^pudge like dogs. dogs => animals ^Pudge like. Among the animals ^Pudge like, dogs are some of them. Dogs are liked by ^Pudge. ^Pudge like many animals, including dogs. ^pudge think you => very much mistaken. ^pudge's beans => the best in the world. ^pudge's bones => very strong. ^pudge's brother and his wife => expecting a baby next year! Coooooool. ^pudge's cgi env vars => screwy ^pudge's chapters => the ones in part III. ^pudge's examples => ^pudge's favorites => the people who call up and ask if the cranberry juice will clean them out before a drug test. ^pudge's off hours => really slow. ^pudge's parents => GS Warriors season ticket holders. ^Pudge has not talked to them since he got his contract back. ^pudge's, you => either dense or a troll. ^pudge, unfortunately, you => right. ^pudge, you => stuttering. Shut up. ^pudge: mer, when => you coming to Boston, on a Thursday? _a_ how many times => you gonan get kicked before you learn. _aphex, it's possible there => embedded carriage returns. _d0c_'s hands => faster than _d0c_'s eyes _dwarf_ -> you => quickly on your way to being banned _ix what => _pete_ doubt there => many activestate fans in here...but has anyone worked with the libwww bundle (and patch) for nt? _tchrist_ feel like patches => stagnating and falling on dry earth. `` strings => variable interpolated, just like "" strings ``8 and 9 => not octal digits!'' ``a thousand deaths => not enough for Redford!'' ``boy, => helix's arms tired!'' ``method calls => not influenced by prototypes.'' ``s => used when you want to execute a command, and store the output into a variable. ``you => a bad risk, because you don't have any money.'' ``If \mjd had any money, would \mjd need a loan?'' `crackers' => named after Krackow, Poland, where they were supposed to have originated. `deep impact -- there => mediocre movies. There are bad movies. And then there are the movies which aren't just 'miserable'; they provoke a desire for vengeance.' `michael, \lembit's sensors => picking up a semi trailer filled with liquid hydrogen 17,000 kilometers away...' `my' variables => inherited by nested inner scopes as well. `parsing engines' => always `out of date'... `the allegations => false.' `where => the nuclear wessels?' a and e => near each other on the keyboard a and e => near each other on the keyboard a and r keys => jammed. a lot of us => in that business, too. a-w => the makers of fine root beer products. a2j, you => a little ahead of the curve, sort of a4's => good cars, but steven'd rather have an RS2 aaah. the cobwebs => clearing. Must get more caffeine... aack and url => useful. aah. the fireball ide => aah. well cats => much easier to deal with. You don't have to worry about hurting their feelings, or listen to their fish stories (he goes bungee jumping every Sunday. not.) abdhp => the 1,2,4,8,16 letters of the alphabet. abend assume you => joking abend's favorite bugs => the stupid ones that stare abend in the face for 30 minutes abend, what => girls/ abi => abi murr think you => abi you => claiming it does actually something useful? abi, => they testing the same time period? abi, arrgh, no you => right, joebloe tested the wrong thing abi, btw, long waits => apparently common with CPAN registration of late, since Koenig's mail server blew up abi, guessing you => constrained to the east coast for some reason abi, they => the same, no? abi, what => you doing with jb_lurks's spam? abi, you => always telling us about how much your job sucks. you are right. You've got a great resume. They're not paying you enough. Screw them and find something better. abigail and merlyn => the mapmeisters. abigail c'mon, you => always pissed. abigail don't mind if people => afraid. That keeps them from doing it. abigail guess fonts => pretty easy once you send the time figuring out how X deals with them. abigail think ;'s and newlines => the best characters for obfuscating Perl. abigail's skills => well-renowned. abigail's snacks => poisoned. abigail's, abigail's, you => optimistic. abigail, => you awake? abigail, so => you abigail, sure, you => cool. :) abigail, those parentheses => superfluous. abigail, you => much too patient, but good luck :-) abigail. wow. => you doing okay? abo and abs => Applixware files for various things. abs => good. absolute numbers => buried in the text absolute numbers => buried in the text absolute numbers => buried in the text absolute numbers => buried in the text absolute pathnames => a mistake unless you are running with special privileges. Why should you care what clear binary the user gives you? ac/dc => great ... and they're Australian :-) accept() and connect() => *not* logical pairs. accessor methods => "good" accidental rm's => evolution in action accountants => fun too. ack going to the tree => ya? ack radiohead => from Exeter. One of the Phd students vorsprung used to look after here knew them ack! you => going to work for the devil! acronyms => a joke. acronyms, it would seem, => the way to go. actually ' ' and /s+/ => ever so slightly different, happybob actually ' ' and /s+/ => ever so slightly different, happybob actually 4/5.5 => good. #5 was written during a -really- bad time for Adams. It isn'tthe best. actually a few other osen => vulnerable to the IP frag attack. actually some farmers => starting to embed chips in their cattle that return an electronic key code, so each cow has their own stall and food requirements. actually there => a good number of Quakers in Kentucky. actually we => discussing amagosa's problem in #CGI at the moment. actually we => discussing amagosa's problem in #CGI at the moment. actually we => discussing amagosa's problem in #CGI at the moment. actually we => discussing amagosa's problem in #CGI at the moment. actually, apache and linux => sweet together now actually, his techniques => very clever and efficient. His code organization sucks. I've begun reorganizing it into modules. actually, hp desktops => much the same. BLECH actually, i think there => two separate words. :) actually, rumors i've heard => that BSD/OS 3.1 and FreeBSD 2.5 are almost indistinguishable. actually, shrinks => covered by Stupid_'s medical. :) actually, there => some, but they're all latex fetishists or something. all except abigail, of course. umm, right abi? actually, used indigo^2's => coming way down ... but you're preaching to the choir :) actually, we => looking for one or two. ad_link if you => worried about a stale value then undef it. adam_ they => separate processes. adamm why bother? filehandles => cheap adaptec cards => very poor performance, especially the old ones, especially under linux (since they don't really cooperate with the driver developers) address format requirements => generally a function of the transport mechanism address groups => wierd administrators => too busy bitching and arguing on p5p administrators at school => already wearing the name tags :) admins => usually freshly in, determined to break SOMETHING adolescents => wolves adts => good. advertisements => a form of lying for corporate gain. aesthetics => subjective. afaik you can't. dbm files => for random access. afaik, setuid scripts => ok on linux. after all we => separated by two or three miles after that flood, you => REALLY wrong. after that, you => taking mods of negative numbers. bad ju-ju. after the approprate changes => made after the first one, they => passed to the setgroups() C after which, a, b & c => constant-like inlineable subs with the vals 10, 11, 12 afterall, they => helping the freebsd ppl out. afterstep and windowmaker => 2 totally different things. afterwards there => other reports from netscape guys etc again drforr... those => the same sound for q[merlyn]. again, ^pudge's ignorance: => PowerPCs 64 or 32 bits? again, why => you quoting a variable? again, you => making assumptions that lej don't have boxes in the states agis and uunet => Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber. agreed. at step n, you => agreed. at step n, you => agress with whomever said pcs => generaly flacky ah come on, sports => good, esp. when no one's talking about anything else. ah ha! there => still some $^LETTER variables left ah ok you => talking here, murr, oznoid see ah so it runs while you => logged in only? ah so now you admit there => different categories of searches! ah! which term module?! there => a ton of them. ah, a debit card! yes, those => ah, and now there => two of you, jeff? ah, che_ now you => probably etymologizing arkuat's lingering reluctance to dispense with sendmail ah, coin, you => mistaken after all. Tsk. ah, if those => the option, i can see why ah, nope. if that's what you => after you need to read the perlipc man page. ah, roderick know, you => misinterpreting the result. It returns a list of directories created. It dies itself if there's an error. ah, shut up. perl users => Perl users, regardless of sex. ah, so because, say, numbers => "primitive" types in Python, it isn't purely OO? ah, so they => independant ah, the angle brackets => required? ah, then they => consistent. That's important. ah, then you => a raving lunatic. Greetings and salutations. :-) ah, there => always grants, and research assistants ah, we're back again. or => we? ah, well, if the routers => using GPS to try to keep me happy, that I would like :) ah, well, if the routers => using GPS to try to keep me happy, that I would like :) ah, yes - you => right, of course - Tim's the man ah, you => in the uk. ah, you already know that you => not sean burke of the NHL. :) ah. but splits => a part of tradition ... *grin* ah. delenn's => mostly whistles (hard to explain over IRC); I do try to match them. Kind of a high-low and also a wolf whistle. ah. so erols => bad? ah. you => using AF_INET. Try AF_ABUSE. aha, => labels localized to enclosing {}'s? ahd, what => you rebooting for. ahh :s dunno how ascii-hex => related :P so it only sorta makes sense :P ahh! you => right! Stupid was missing a semi before that. ahh, but you know what you => doing. :) ahh, so you => obsessed with the threads, too? :-) ahh, that's right. you => a skiier. ahh, you => still conscious? ahh. sorry to hear that you => sick. ahh. where => you? ahhh, but you => WRONG ahhh. => you a boston.pm? ahhh. right. what server => you using, btw? ahhhh, there => ahhhhhhh. so you => not a witch. ai bots => cool airplane tickets => the biggest chunk anyway, unless JohnPC's girlfriend can cut a deal (she works at a travel agency) airplanes => amazing.. aix => alas, they => usually resistant. algorithms => so illuminating alka, => you deef? all 'autoloaded' routines => left on disk until used, at which time they are compiled and placed in memory. all booleans => SCALAR CONTEXT all clients => portrayed by lying actors all errors => left as an excersice for the reader. :) all i have now => green fields, hills and lakes all i said was that there => things you can't do in perl. all lalr grammars => context-free, but not all context-free grammars are LALR. all of perl's regexen => FSTs in the presence of $` $& $' all of redhat's config tools => now in gtk all of rootbeer's links => broken. :-) all of roy7's prototypes => wrong? all of the bad reviews => at the bottom of the page. Interesting. all package vars => globals. all pitures of gates => weird. all portability issues => handled by patch files and distributions. Which *have* changed and had bugs. all roy7's fastcgi apps => all services in inetd => disabled. all the +os => distracting, and unnecessary. all the files => made by the web server so are owned by 'nobody'. all the kernel changes => DETAILED at http://www.linuxhq.com. all the macintosh system calls => named like GetNextEvent() and CurResFile(). It's a matter of necessity. all the rest => butt ugly. all the txdirect opers => idle for an hour + all the votes => text-fields all variables => global if they aren't declared with `my'. all we have => our own bootstraps, really. all you folks => in NYC ? allusions => just another way of saying "I can't spell" almost all winkola's computers => forced to run multiple OSes. alot of the air guys => former JIRs. JIR claims they're plagurising the name. alpha bits => great bits. :) alpha math registers => 64 bit, nyet? alpha perl geeks => the best geeks around. alpha232 -> you => using perl4 alphas => just that cool :) also notes that props => isomorphic to acknowledgements also there => ^M and other longer strings also try "rehash" if you => also, => you aware of length()? :) also, allergies => starting up for a lot of people, because of the rain also, bots => probably not allowed here :) also, drforr's fingers => half-frozen. Occupational hazard in Minnesota, the armpit of the US. also, explain why you => trying to learn any language; what do you expect to do with it? this can help us answer your other question. also, i/we => assuming you mean $name = .... ? *grin* also, if you => using indentation, it kinda signals the end of the block. also, make sure what you => doing wouldn't be better served by templates... also, there => quite a few good books out there on the subject. also, where => you setting $string? altavista and deja news => altavista's front ends => all perl too. alternatives => SWIG and h2xs although $words and @words => somehow linked through *words, right? although all the routers => working. although anon subs => the usual instance, eys. although decent pentiums => although each => enclosed in brackets although i suppose perl refs => more like business cards that way. 'cept they save businesses from bankruptcy just by giving out cards -- cool! although i'll admit that there => times when that warning (and the infamous "ambiguous use of...") are probably overkill. although if you => going to be using multiple keys you should probably be using a Real Database although intercal and teco => pretty good. although lamontg suppose you => right about whell reinvention if IO:Select will do it. although they => both fine books :-) althought certain bits => found in the $line section. always looks like his eyes => a tad too wide .. ama cgis => great. what's to feel dirty aboout? ama the fact that they => forsaking Perl, Tcl, and Python for their guile thing says a lot about *their* ability to build on *others* work ama, => you talking in the right channel? ama, and you => complaining? ama, don't forget, you => a kiddie. :) ama, now the bad cdroms => funny. During the workshop IT SUCKED. ama, the files => stored with knowledge of their inode-number - a restore from tape will break anything you have in the queue ama, they => not. ama, ug think he meant: you => correct, amagosa. [I] never went to uni. ama, what => you gzipping with, a 386? ama, what version of net::irc => you looking at? ama, where => you going golfing? ama, yes, but you => a dry 16 ama, you => trying to write it with a high level of sanity or the DB should be constructed with a sane design? ;) ama, your comparisons => ludicrous. amagosa -> => there even that many ppl in your town? =) amagosa -> there => only 2 matchbox 20 sonds.. amagosa <- only if you => distributing a product that uses it. amagosa and rs => the two people to talk to about that amagosa bet amagosa's t1's => faster than your cable connection shared with a few thousand other users. Wait...nevermind...these T1's are shared too :) amagosa don't think there => any actual T2 CSU/DSU type devices. amagosa hate these morons that => sending "subscribe amagosa, amagosa don't know what a -request address is" messages to regular mail lists. amagosa hope you => getting a damn good deal if it's taking this long. amagosa imagine the binaries => protected by their license agreement. amagosa imagine they => numeric values which some idiot substituted for constants O_RDWR and such type things. amagosa know they => at least a month behind where they want to be. amagosa ok, so they => the temporary sort tables then right? amagosa see all you europeans => amagosa see all you europeans => amagosa think you => a bit neurotic, Abigail :) amagosa what state => you in? amagosa's ideas => floating around trying to figure out this 0.5a crap amagosa, => you using them all? amagosa, but, the real costs => always going to be the people that you have to pay to manage the boxes. amagosa, dangerous suid's => not necessarily overflow related.. amagosa, don't you think there => plenty of people who are not idiots who *could* launch such attacks, but refrain? amagosa, takeovers => not really possible with the irc servers that are now in place. amagosa, takeovers => not really possible with the irc servers that are now in place. amagosa, those => few and far between :) amagosa, who => the new ops? amagosa, you have a dec, or => you talking about the release level? amagosa, you have a dec, or => you talking about the release level? amagosa, you have a dec, or => you talking about the release level? amagosa, you have a dec, or => you talking about the release level? amazing that linux faqs => allowed on #Perl amd and cyrix => just Intel clones, Phaedrus, they tend to get lumped together. amd cpus => great at everything but floating point stuff americans => weird. americians => special. *grin* americians => special. *grin* amiga -> redhat boxes => a problem. It works fine on amagosa's Slack 3.4 box :) amount of characters => actually a lot more then the ones seen ... amp and x11amp => better than mpg123 amy there => 2 ANDs. no reason to care what oreder theyre compared amy, => you from Salt Lake? amy, then why => you here? amy,my hands => a bit tied. amy_ !?!?!? you => up late. amy_ -> but eggdrops => pieces of shit that use a shitlanguage called TCL and are written in a crap language known as C. amy_, have you unbuffered you => output? amy| -> you => going to fit in here just fine :) anal-retentive d00ds => anal retentive anchor, redhook, sierra => all that come to mind and if you => *very* lucky, you can change to the dialog box, and do M-x irchat-font-lock RET and watch pretty colors appear. and the girls => all tipsy. and they => no fun to date. and you => sure that all that works? and || => not synonomous andyzz, from hungary? => you mad? angelfire => in for it anglos => animated gifs => the poor mans video. animitronics => excellently made, but the puppetry just isn't there to make them move lifelike anon subs => OK ans nameservers => vulnerable. You should call that cute nerd chic and tell her ansi colors => just control sequence outputs to the tty ansi/vt control codes => your friend. answers => on TmpMerlyn's website. :( antonin guess there => advantages to doing the consultant thang... any errors => left as an exercise for the reader. ;) any nice roots here wich => willing to give me an account to run a banner exchange? /msg :) any of the mail modules => pretty much system independent any other incompatibilities => those which you write yourself. any particular reason people => avoiding substr ? any particular reason you => deliberately heaping pain and misery upon yourself by avoiding modules? any special reason you => using getdents? anyone happen to know if there => plans to port OLE.pm to mac? anyone know how perl scripts => invoked on NT (win32) ? anyone know if lock_* => queued? anyone know if there => any sql type interfaces to Dbm files? anyone know what the choices => for the ADDRTYPE parm for gethostbyaddr? anyway, if you => bored, take a look and see if you think it's worth bothering with: http://www.rosat.mpe-garching.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl-porters/1998-02/msg02976.html anyway, the carbon apis => a 3/4 set of the Mac OS APIs that will allow Mac OS apps to use the "modern OS" features of Rhapsody's Yellow Box. anyway, there => lot's of x86 unix options. ;) anyway, what => you trying to do? Are you trying to make a little extra money by writing software? anyway. tom_g's variables => potentially confusing aoa and hoh and aohoaoaoh => homostructs. aol users with a browser => on the internet. :) aol users with a browser => on the internet. :) aol users with a browser => on the internet. :) aolers => apache and penguin => like fishes and bicycles. :) apache?! what, => you kidding? apc may be expensive, but they => reliable. aphorisms => aphorisms suck. What a waste of my memory... apologies if you => a regular operator. apostrophes => evil :) app and epp => especially nice app and epp => especially nice apparently these sn2000's => used a lot. apparently whoever's code you => reading has poor coding style. apple announced they => dumping support of the Newton and all related products apple events => a way for apps to talk to each other. apples => oranges apples => oranges appletalk printers => f'ked application type ids => APPL apropos, => there newlines on the ends of your strings? aps => easy arch0n -> what servers => known to do this? ircd.c-com.net and anarchy.tamu.edu... others? archon => you in .au? archon => you in .au? archon => you in .au? archon => you in .au? archon think both of those => freebsd archon's eyes => going archon's test scripts => usually called 'erf' archon's test scripts => usually called 'erf' archon's test scripts => usually called 'erf' archon's test scripts => usually called 'erf' archon> mine => called 'pants' or 'asdf' arent you reading what we => saying? argh, wtf => ^@s and why are they in /etc/aliases.db? argh, you => grandmother's obsolete! ;-) argh. what order => those in? argh. you => absolutely correct. JohnPC repent, and will schedule a self-punishment session with JohnPC's guru asap args => good. arguments => select(RBITS, WBITS, EBITS, and the timeout of course) ariel where => you from? arizona and hawaii => great ... you can get any kind of booze at the grocery store arjuat; we => in a choir. ark most ppl => 9in the same boat as you ark, now old => you? :) ark, now old => you? :) ark, now old => you? :) ark, now old => you? :) arkham and eelgod => discussing the Lovecraft mythology in case anyone wonders what the hell we're talking about... arkuat guess you => looking for "system" arkuat hope you => right arkuat hope your friends => okay arkuat um => you for real ? arkuat you => not firewalled are you? arkuat's hairs => arkuat, => you a "name anylysist" arkuat, cuberoot: thos => dangerous assumptions. Which everyone makes. array slices => @array[4..16] = @otherarray; array slices => @array[4..16] = @otherarray; array slices => @array[4..16] = @otherarray; array slices => @array[4..16] = @otherarray; array, but its elements => aliases for the actual scalar arrays => not a big help. arrays of hashes => in perldsc? arrays with o(n) access time => not worth much arrchie, those => perldoc options, arkuat said perl -v not perldoc -v art critics => such useful people article said that they => much nicer than state institutions artists => most critical of their own work. as => we all. as => we all. as => we all. as => we all. as a rule, web discussions => out. as all hash tables => wont to do as chip would say ... "you => _WAY_ out there" as i see it, the regexps => *fast* as i see it, the regexps => *fast* as i see it, the regexps => *fast* as i see it, the regexps => *fast* as i understand there => three lines of code the are the diff between server and station as in most of the actual subs => xsubs in C as long as said naps => not together ... as long as the habs => disqualified early, so we don't have another riot as long as the strings => all the same length as long as they => all talking to the router, and not the cable modem. as long as you => not running X remotely, anyway as long as your hash keys => <= 15 characters. as of yesterday, there => 1.4496 Canadian Dollars per US Dollar. as they => terminal adapters as well, there => very few globally accepted key distributors for the Apache/SSL as with any society, there => those who cannot give in for the sake of harmony as you => all sitting there busily compiling the source, as you can see, chances => most here will say go for un*x. as you can see, these => all really un*x and web questions, not perl questions. ascending and descending => both defined as subroutines ascii, => you implying you aren't yet 18??? ascii- and i => on the same level then :) ascii-'s ears => burning. ascii-... i forget... => you in PDX? aside from being clever, why => you worried about this? asparagus and artichokes sure => nice with lunch aspirations => important associative arrays => your friend jerji associative arrays => your friend jerji assumes you guys => writing a book, yes? assuming id and something => always words. assuming that all the defaults => okay assuming they => configured similarly assuming they work and => correctly placed assuming you => on a machine with sysv shmem asyl, you => out of space. We told you. at least 50 people here => probably capable of just that at least all the java libs => documented at least amagosa's qmail files => almost ready. at least our cows => sane! at least perl's docs => free. :) at least petey and amagosa => both awake. at least some words => the same then :p at least the bars => open. ;-) at least the c calls => almost the same. at least the other two => ok. :) at least the threads => cool. :-) at least they => under freebsd at least uunet => better than sprint at least you => not trying to prove 3SAT... at step n, the first n-1 items => arranged in one of (N-1)! arrangements with equal probability. at the very least they => unlikyl to be sniplets you could get anywhre else. at this very moment there => probably 100,000 perl programs being launched. at-at, there => plenty of perl authors that aren't perlgods at-at, you => an idiot at-at... => you familiar with q[merlyn]'s legal case? at-at... if you => doing the work, a corp doesn't help. atalk and atalkd => not very helpful. atlme, what => atm and frame => comparable. That's a reasonable question to ask. atm cards => good atm cells => harder. atm's => better, stupid B) atoms above iron => independant existance on the supernova's that created them, etc attacks => on http://www.rootshell.com attempts to fragment perl => getting a bit overt attititudes => good ... it's the implementation and communication of them that sucks :-) atx cases => cheap authorized users => ones that can type. :) authors of many perl books => here :) auto-aways => frowned upon, as well. aw, you => sweet. away ... they => very quiet, very quiet away weeks => more work. axes => cool, beavis. b/b => for strings of 0s and 1s, literally b_p, what version of perl => you using, and on what platform? back to #perl_lovelorn again, => we? backreferences => only set on succesfu; matches backrefs still => usefulk backslashes => an escape character in C, awk, perl, python, java, etc. backticks => described in perlop. backups => your friends backwhacks => especially fun in Dos/NT Perl, so Hiro has heard ;) bad news is, there => bad passwords => breakable no matter *what*... no coddling of users who choose p bad variables = the ones that => bad-bob mean, his arguments => absolutely lame bah you => all no fun ;) bah. customers => never right. bah. instincts => useful, in moderation. If amagosa gave into every little instinct amagosa'd be dead by now. bah. that's what firearms => for. ballparks => generally rectangular or oval, aren't they? ban the number *3* while you => at it! bands with talent => coming out banks => fixing it NOW. By the year 2000, you bet your ass they'll have fixed it, there's way too much money involved to not fix it. banner ads => SLIGHTLY more useful but they need to get a lot more targeted and a lot more widely and finely distributed. banner ads => SLIGHTLY more useful but they need to get a lot more targeted and a lot more widely and finely distributed. banners on web sites => basically like ads on TV ... bans for any reason => allowed. bans for any reason => allowed. bans for any reason => allowed. bans for any reason => allowed. bare words => anathema bareable? what => you looking at on that screen? :-) bareword errors => usually pretty straightforward. You have a bareword that strict doesn't like at line so and so, and you look at the previous line and go "Oh!" bars => not a real good place, right. baseball bats => very strictly defined. They have to be a certain length, a certain diameter, a certain weight, and made out of a single piece of wood. basic design flaws => not jsd's purview... i just answer the questions, no matter how demented. :) basic design flaws => not jsd's purview... i just answer the questions, no matter how demented. :) basic lex and yacc => basic lex and yacc => basically /h/ and /s/ => basically the legal characters => [a-zA-Z0-9\-\_] from what Sayten can tell. basically you => trying to divide a couple of strings. basically, +*?. => basically, after you => idle for a while, the server goes "PING", and you are expected to pong it back. basically, apple events => geared to AppleScript. basically, dealer and me => splitting the markup basically, if you => bright, it's hard to find a language so lame that you can't write something brilliant in it bastards => fucking with amagosa's bot now baton <- you => a mormon. bawls weeeeee => the champignons bdevsw[] and cdevsw[] => too. bdphil -> they => all new to Perl. They are rarely experienced programmers. And never have they read the documentation. be careful if you => comparing computed floating point numbers for equality, though. be more specific. there => be patient, some people => just slower than others. be quiet, they => listening be sure the loops => long enough to be meaningful. beaches => sunny|nice beacuse spaces => now optional in front of sub name bearings => in [petey's yo-yo bears, on the other hand, => placentals beavis and butt-head => like, stupid and stuff becase there => Important Modules there. because $a and $b => implicitly defined for use in cmp and <=> subroutines, such as in Schwartzian transforms because ... int's => 32 bits, not 9 bits. go figure because 95% of cgi questions => either A) not about Perl, but about web or CGI or B) FAQs or stuff you can read in a manual. because 99% of the questions => actually server config questions. because a lot of people => takeover lamers. That may very well have been why noc banned him. because after you quit, => fired, get hit \lembit's a truck, or shove the project(s) off on some unlucky soul, it will be false. because all one-armed people => Americans. because an windoze devel tools => way more bloated than emacs will ever be? because animated gifs => annoying as hell? because boxwide there => 3 to blackened, 2 to primenet-west (legit clients) and 1 to phx (legit client) because computers => the only thing in the world that can break on it's own because drugs => bad, mkay because drugs => bad, mkay because drugs => bad, mkay because drugs => bad, mkay because hash keys => stored in complete random order because hashes => nifty that way. because i know there => AIX users here. because if they => pipes you have pipebuffer size to think about. because if you => using an if inside the first parens, that's very strange. because in fact, they => really the same code. because in fact, they => really the same code. because in fact, they => really the same code. because it thinks you => starting -s because letters => magical that way because manuals => almost always out of date and wrong because now certain people => suggesting `threads...sort of/pseudo/but if you use them as they currently exist your dumb' for .005 because programming skills => *not* language dependent because refs => scalars, not lists. more precisely, a list acn't be a ref, thus @foo->[1,2,3] can't be the LHS of a -> because some isp's => seriously deficient in address space because some people => idiots, and the Z serves to deepen their confusion. because strings => slow, numbers are much faster (and usually smaller) because strings => slow, numbers are much faster (and usually smaller) because strings => slow, numbers are much faster (and usually smaller) because strings => slow, numbers are much faster (and usually smaller) because sysapes => doofs half the time. because the 30 and 15 => out of order? because the file formats => proprietary. because the indians => willing to work cheaper. :) because the scripts that => currently writtine (and in use) dont use socket.pm or IO::SOcket because there => at least 4 servers that Abigail know about. because there => at least 4 servers that Abigail know about. because they => KLB because those => all text based, and amagosa's brain can't deal with multiple channels in one window very well. because those numbers => system-dependent. because threads => because users => idiots. because we all know redheads => the best. because we like to pretend we => over 16 years old here because you => passing "types" as $name. because your statistics => suspect (false even) because, perl people => usually friendly, and it seemed like an easy to answer question because, perl people => usually friendly, and it seemed like an easy to answer question beers => many beers that => ok to very good begin and end blocks in perl => subtly different from the awk versions. beginning and ending => pretty good beginning programmers => mystified by `x = x + 1' every day. behold my glory. "what => you doing in South Park, Jesus?" being a little lounge singer, => we? belief and faith => not the same thing) believe it or not, there => people who actually use Unix. bells in heav'n => ringing... ben and his volvo => such rebels beside perl programmers => hard to come by besides, isa ones => cheaper, and they work just the same besides, jjohn's backup needs => besides, there => many reasons to question IPR laws as they stand today best mailing list processors => not based on perl best tests => running all your everyday tools in both environs. bets there => trailing ^Ms that are messing with Rafkin bets there => trailing ^Ms that are messing with Rafkin better solutions => in the faq. beware! oreilly books => addictive. bi women => better bible, if you => so inclined. big database reports => evil as tables, but look good as 
big firm breasts => a nice touch
big movies => still only done with 20-bit or *maybe* 24-bit audio...
big programs => not simple.
big question: what => they paying?
big thick books => 700 pages of endless blather holding down helium-filled desks
big thick books => 700 pages of endless blather holding down helium-filled desks
big thick books => 700 pages of endless blather holding down helium-filled desks
big thick books => 700 pages of endless blather holding down helium-filled desks
big unis => a good place to pan-handle.
biggan, you => going to need to use references.
bigger fonts => not necesssarily bigger in disk size; depends on the type of font.
biggo => you going to keep complaining as you did via msg or are you going to make your client behave itself?
bill, there => windows workhorses as well.
billn -> why => you using the disk to pass variables between processes?
billn -> you => giving amagosa an O:?
billn <- if you => have as entertaining as BONK on Undernet... then you are pretty funny :P
billn and tile => from around phoenix
billn only nominate opers that => close at hand for billn to strangle if they screw up
billn think you => making fun of billn.
billn, => you in Phoenix?
billn, some people => more than welcome to paste a few lines of code
billn, you => a really nice person from time to time (you have to work on that by the way, you are slipping) ... but if lej were you lej would never even think of trying to spank lej.
billn-glasses => about to be outdated
billnolio's hips => smaller
bills => very difficult to track, that's why the PTB hate them.
binaries => evil.
bind docs => available at the bind wed site
bind docs => available at the bind wed site
binford, you => appropriately obsequious, have a seat
binmode won't hurt if you => on a real OS, so you may want to put it in for portability
birds => not mammals.
biscuits => 
bit hard when millions => pushing you in a certain direction, eh? ;-)
bitchx's defaults => unfriendly to pure ascii users, sky
bitter, => we? :)
bitwise operators => fun. You might want to ckeck em out.
bj8, who => you talking to?
bla and bla => still there
black bean burgers => -delious-
blackjack & craps => probably the games with the best odds.
blades => scary
blah, dbms => a bad choice for ~1,000,000 records
blah, telstra => laughing in the face of all australians
blah.tar files => affectionately known as tarballs.
bland, what => you putting in this textfile?
bland, you => square on hashes, right?
bleh. arguments about size => only brought in by people who oppose the idea. Abigail would be really surprised if Tom really cared about the size it would consume.
bleh. arguments about size => only brought in by people who oppose the idea. Abigail would be really surprised if Tom really cared about the size it would consume.
blinks "< and <= => the same??"
blobs => a special field type. You might also be able to get away with a really large varchar().
bloes => related to snarks, but i'm not sure
blonker, you => wrong
bloodthirsty today, => we?
bloody hardlinks => screwing up njt's filesystem copy.
bloody programmers who => too stupid to read an error message.
bloody useless telstra ... => you experencing problems with it too?
blowfish, idea, des, and 3des => all symmetric cyphers.
blowfish, idea, des, and 3des => all symmetric cyphers.
blowfish, idea, des, and 3des => all symmetric cyphers.
blue petunias => everywhere, if you know where to look.
blues and jazz => more related
blugh, you => right, it lacked !
bodies of martha and the angel => both just about upright, but slant
bodypillows => always welcome :)
boggles "ascii, where exactly => you?"
boggles at winkeroo "what => you talking about?"
boggles at winkeroo "what => you talking about?"
bogons => elementary particles with high bogosity
bold colons => especially obnoxious in zenIRC
boogers => don't be uncouth.
books 2 and 3 => basically "How to form the perfect propeganda and censorship for your perfect state"
books => Learning Perl (for Win32); Programming Perl; Perl: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform Perl; Adv. Perl Prog.; MacPerl: Power and Ease; Mastering Reg. Expressions; Effective Perl Prog. or PRK
books on cgi => kinda silly
borg, man perlfunc... there => quite a few math-related functions built into Perl.
borys assume you => looking at it right now? :)
boston perl mongers => an interesting group.  even the uzi has his moments.
boston sports people => picking the sabres to WIN THE WHOLE THING
bostonians => kicking collective coloradan butt.
both $subtotal and $discount => numerical values
both % and \% => effective.
both => called with (17, %hash)?
both files => with pippes
both left and right of s/// => backslashed proper
both of those => unneded.
both places => good.
both ppc and cfm68k => flat segments
both programs => programs that have expanded until they included a mailreader and kept on going...  why not merge them?
both solaris and hpux => proprietary, so arkuat don't care that much about them
both sqsh and isql => pretty friendly. DrForr prefer sqsh DrForr.
both sqsh and isql => pretty friendly. DrForr prefer sqsh DrForr.
both the @arrays => sorted if that's what you mean...
both those links => bad.
bothe the server/client => Perl sample code as seen at CPAN's online man pages
bots => stupid. Programmers who can't silent their bots are even dumber.
bottles => right out.
bouncing heads => best when red
boy => there a lot of woen.
boy. => they actually serious?
boys => good in bed.
boys => good in bed.
boys => good in bed.
boys => good in bed.
braces => {{{}}}
braces => {{{}}}
braces => {{{}}}
brackets => [[[]]]
bragsheets => weird
brakets => good 8)
breaks => needed much
brew1 -> because you => forcing a reference.
brew1 -> you => using $urls{\$a} aren't you?  Why are you using \$a and not $a?
brit pints => 25% larger anyway.
brit, you => wise beyond your years.
british => goons.  they like tea of all things.
brooklyn and harlem, however, => named after Dutch towns.
browsers => still free
bruins => sixth in the conference.  :)
bsd's => conservative.
btw if you => at all curious, Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, and Howie Morris created a band called the "Haircuts" spoofing the "Crewcuts".
btw laser pointers => a disease in theatres around here now
btw what => you using to determine file type?
btw where => you located?
btw, => there any plans for Perl 6?
btw, => there any plans for Perl 6?
btw, how old => you?
btw, two digit years => no good, use four digits
btw, where => these dates coming from?  (And why are they Y2K compliant?)
btw, why => the called rfc? why do they need comments if they are standards?
bucs => too young to stand up under pressure.  When ChipDude watched last night's game, and remembered that the Bucs _traded_ Steve Young, ChipDude was envious.
buffalo's servers => real secure -- you can't telnet to them from outside their domain unless you get a speciol dispensation fram God ahead of time.
bugs => evil
bugs we => fixing
builtins => all documented in perlfunc.
buit the fact that they => able to do correlations on it proves that they've sold a few already
bulls => blowing out the Jazz.
bumps => funnier.
bunch of people => using it at Meridoc's job was wondering if it was worth learning
bunch of places => going to have problems with their credit card readers.
bunch of sun engineers => asking for a Solaris "box" in Rhapsody.
bunch of us => going to peppermill
businessmen => in business to make money
busted tables => on such cosmetic problem for me
but => workstations,
but dont tell him we => using
but irc.n users => k-rad.
but reviews => often wrong.
but there => many people in the channel
but we => under no obligation to be censoered for her.
but you => in #perl
but! they => constant.  And hopefully the constant module will be improved in the future.
bwahahahha, finals => 
bx doesn't know where you => from...
by default variables => global unless specified local.
by putting the :: you => looking for the global, not lexical, var of that name.
by saying that, you => admitting you can't do two things at once
by the way, employees => 
by the way, for those who => interested, there's an 040898 snapshot of mozilla 5 out now
by the way, parens => NOT permitted around the format name.
by the way, parens => NOT permitted around the format name.
by the way, parens => NOT permitted around the format name.
by the way, parens => NOT permitted around the format name.
c programmers => assholes. :-)
c'mon scooby doo, where => you, we've got to catch that villian
c'mon, people, => you trying to tell me that i should be asking stupid questions only because i'm using a specific irc client????
c'mon, you guys => slipping :-)
c'mon. the gtk/gnome folks => strict adherents to the church of Emacs.
c's bitwise ops => similar to perl's bitwise ops
c's ceators => rumored to have said the same thing...
cabbies => legall insane, all of them.
cable guys => here!!
cable modems => so cheap.  $40/month here.
caches => pretty cool
call the fbi ... aliens => stealing you /etc/passwd entries ;-)
callbacks => not databases.
callbacks and all that ... => people starting to use perl for GUI programming more often now? (perl/gtk perl/tk etc) - it still seems to be mostly for one-shot scripting
calm yourself down. we => trying to make sure we have all of the information.  you are getting free support, so deal with the questions
calm yourself down. we => trying to make sure we have all of the information.  you are getting free support, so deal with the questions
camal books => very goo
camel and the llama => the top two perl books, yes.
camel, llama, gecko => from oriely & assoc. right?
camels => large dogs
can be long and => strings.
can you be sure there => no mutual calls in the stored procedures?
can you describe what you => trying to do in english?
can you prove that they => separate?
can't be, if you => talking perl4.
can't.. legacy app, and they => going to work on rewrite in months
canada => bunch of fruits
canadian nhlers => bigger assholes than the Americans
cannot believe this ... we => now *seriously* trying to describe editors in terms of cars
canucks => nice, but they have a lack of skin coloration
cape cods => good for that, tho.  not very alcoholic tasting...
capitol letters => for acronyms and SHOUTING
caps => considered shouting
car skiing! you => a wild and crazy guy, merlyn.  watch out for those trees.
car totallings => generally a bummer
care to expand the acronym? or => you going to make [petey look it up?
careful, what the % => you trying to do?
careful, yes there => other modules in the Time:: package-namespace
carefully insulted comments => key.
carma's graphics => disappointing.
cars => evil
cart ... hmm, lej'd say you => doing some web shopping thing if lej didn't know better ;-)
case> => you using modperl or fastcgi?
cases => mutuaslly exclusive, right?
cat, echo, head, and tail => a powerful combination :)
cats => the spies.
cats with hi-ascii => allergic to old versions of more ;p
cause comas => common
cause of the problem is: we => a 100% Microsoft Shop.
cause paths => wrong and such.
cause they => annoying on many irc clients
cause we => being friendly
cause you => so forr away...
cause, these things => used in templates, not inside of code.
cause, these things => used in templates, not inside of code.
cause, these things => used in templates, not inside of code.
cause, these things => used in templates, not inside of code.
caveats regarding binary files => documented in the MySQL manual
cb24> they => things linux people are into
cc mail ... oh gods why => we always beset by these perversions?
cc mail ... oh gods why => we always beset by these perversions?
cc mail ... oh gods why => we always beset by these perversions?
cert advisories => Buffer overflow:  http://www.cert.org/pub/advisories/CA-97.17.sperl.html or Setuid:  http://www.cert.org/pub/advisories/CA-96.12.suidperl_vul.html
certainly knowledge and wisdom => related, but they are not directly proportional.
certifications => only useful for the Next Job
cgi and web => a little more intertwined than cgi and furniture
cgi questions => not welcome here
cgi's and other gay web stuff => on a remote box mounting the filesystem via NFS
cgi-compliant scripts => often written in perl, but can be written in other languages.  perl can do much more that cgi-compliant scripts.
cgi.pm docs => so extensive that most questions on that topic are usually faqs.
cgis => just one use of Perl - perl can be used for tons of other app; text, db, and even grfx work - Tkil even uses it as a dynamic glue in a large doc processing unix app. or discussed on http://www.cgi-resources.com or large fat pigeons
challen, well, whenever you => 
chances => they don't do any security checks on this program.
changes => required, or you'll have to do this again and again.
changes => required, or you'll have to do this again and again.
channel ops on #unix => so ornery, they once kicked a man just for saying "Dostoevsky."
channel rules => laso no web stuff.
channel! rooms => AOL
channeling dogbert, => we, Wink?
channeling rms, => we?
chaos_ tell ya, when you => coming off of BASIC/Visual Basic, this stuff ain't extremely easy to comprehend...
chapters 7-9 => on fimmtiu's HD somewhere.
chared => 
charismically impaired => being oppressed here.
che => you fsking with us?
che, joebloe notice you => still listening
che, losing battles => losing
che_fox how => you suggesting if it works
checks to make sure these => still his hands typing.
checks to see if any ops => .au
chickens => diseased. do not eat them.
chicks => stupid like that.
chicks h3x really hate => those who hang in a channel for a while and start dcc'ing all of the ops their 'supposed' pron to try and get ops.
chicks in his vids => always hot.
child's writes => disappearing somewhere, they don't show up in mjn's window.
china and russia => gunna gang up on us and kill us if we bomb iraq
chinese dictionaries => hard to use.
chinese noodles => alimentary paste
chip and *i* => together this week.. 
chip and \merlyn => working on it.
chip and chimp => analogous to chop and chomp but for the other end of the string.
chip and graham => gonna kill eachother.
chip and i => *swamped*
chip and q[merlyn] => writing it.
chip and q[merlyn] both => switching to frame
chip, => you lagged by a couple hours? :-)
chipdude and randal => definitely better with people
chipdude> and they => separated by non-alphanumeric characters.
chiton -> you => not paying amagosa to teach you.
chocolate chip muffins => ok
chomp the hostname, you => looking up hostname\n, not hostname
chop and chomp => both useful.  i know brilliant people who have good uses for both.  end of story.
christ these things => complicated.
christ, how many clones => you going to bring in here jeff?
christ, there => so many ops in this channel tmtowtdi would think that almost impossible!
christians don't believe we => space people, either.
chrysler and benz => merging.
church organs => cool.
cigarettes => the breakfast of champions
circuit city salesmen => all scum.
cisco => almost as evil ... but not 100% as much ... yet
cisco routers => too damned expensive.
cities => over populated with ISP already.
clams => scientologists
clams => scientologists
clams => scientologists
clarinets => good. Oboes are pretty good. Piccolos, flutes, evil.
classes => described on http://www.perltraining.com
classes they do offer => 
clients => the same.
clients on proprietary oses => proprietary, surprise, surprise
closed systems => a convergent series.
closure games => currently the only way to do it
closures and tied vars...those => the two that don't fit in nature's brain right
clueful ones that => trying to slash their computer budgests.
clueless questions you get => beyond belief
clueless twerps => cool.
clues => hidden
clusters => important.
cmu folks => into a lot of planetary robotics.  we just had a great talk about sojourner.
cname rrs => our friends.
cnames => our friends.
cnelson, what platform => you pulling this file from ?
coals of hell => a-burnin'
cobol fixes => nice retirement package for people who already no cobol.  there's no point in studying cobol now.
coca leaves => nowhere *near* strong enough to satisfy anyone's stonner urg
cocteau twins => pretty good ... lej might buy that when lej get paid
code names => a new idea.
code reads => very helpful in illuminating faulty alogrithms. That's why I fear them.
code we => seeing. :)
coder, they => almost the same.. but a black person saying the word "nigger" would not be considered to be acting black
coder, they => almost the same.. but a black person saying the word "nigger" would not be considered to be acting black
coder, they => almost the same.. but a black person saying the word "nigger" would not be considered to be acting black
coder^... if you => still stuggling with docs after 10 years, you probably aren't going to get it.
coderefs => verrrrrry slow for sorting.
coderjoe because they => 12
coffee houses => a good place to strike up conversations.
coffee makers => on 12 hour clock
cognates => trivial.  \mjd want bizarre flukes.
coin, => you calling srand?
coinster, you => mistaken.  Programming Perl mentions it.  Check the index.
coll, many variants => possible. Short array refs for instance. Or objects.
colons => not slashes.
colors => not appreciated, Ludde.
come back when you => on the right machine.
come from, if you => doing the INTERCAL2perl thing :)
coming stateside, => ye?
command line arguments => passed into your script through @_ correct ?
commas => in the faq.
commas and parentheses => so remarkably overloaded in programming languages already.
comments => #ed out 
commercials => almost over ... ^Pudge must return.  ;-)
communists => not very influential here
comp.lang.python people => fighting with serial ports now, too.
comp.risks says that people => now worried about financial systems failing when the Dow gets over 10,000.
compaq and dell => on the side of the government?
compaqs => soo proprietary, I couldn't even get a nice 3com nic working with one in linux
compaqs => soo proprietary, I couldn't even get a nice 3com nic working with one in linux
compaqs => soo proprietary, I couldn't even get a nice 3com nic working with one in linux
compaqs => soo proprietary, I couldn't even get a nice 3com nic working with one in linux
comparison subroutines => 
comparison subroutines => 
compiler morons => wholely unqualified to even desire to compile their programs into standalone binaries.
compiler morons => wholely unqualified to even desire to compile their programs into standalone binaries.
complex data structures => not necessary.
complicated ctcp things => getting confused again.
complimenets => hard to come by, too.
computable private keys => problematic, ama
computers => illuminat's hiding place
concepts => the same
config files => a little different, but it's a small learning curve.  Set aside 2 hours for the upgrade.
congrats => premature :) Tony-- gotta see if Tony-- has understood it yet (experiments follow) :))
congress hearings => usually considered less interesting in *my* local papers :-)
conjugation trees => a datastructure to store points in the plane.
connection and registry => kind expensive to set up
consequences => quite funny, that lej will admit.
considering that packages => a namespace management device...
constantly, but then his teeth => still comming in.
content-types => there for a reason.
content-types => there for a reason.
content-types => there for a reason.
content-types => there for a reason.
contents of the array => undisturbed.
context-free spelling checkers => a problem.
convertables => just another thing that runs better without windows
cooguy -> what the hell => you doing?
cookies => lame.  end of discussion.
cool ther rules here => like the same on bsdnet ;)
cool women => women who rudefix can hang with
cool! => you sure said friend was looking for 2nd ed, tho?
cool, the ramones => playing.
cool, you => happy now?
cool. they => scum so watch out
coolburn you => a moron, you know that, don't you?
corba rocks :) but, dcom/com => the evil toys Bostonian's MSFT!
core perl stocks => dumped?
corn syrup subsidies (and adm) => why US soda pop has corn syrup and canadian soda pop has sugar (he said whilst swilling a canadian coke)
corn syrup subsidies => noting. The EU subsidizes *hemp*
corners => close than straight away.  :)
corners => close than straight away.  :)
corporate classes => generally $14,500 per week.
corps => full of filthy code that needs to be cleaned out
correct, amagosa, those => 
correct, but you => drifting again.
corrupt mysql tables => not cool.
corrupt mysql tables => not cool.
corrupt mysql tables => not cool.
corrupt mysql tables => not cool.
could and will => two different things  =)
counters => dumb anyway ...imho
counters => dumb anyway ...imho
counters => dumb anyway ...imho
counters and guestbooks => 
country codes => 
cpan modules => half of perl's power!
cpan shell? you => using IRC::*?
cpan? why => you looking on CPAN?
cpan? why => you looking on CPAN?
cpmd or whatever they => called
cpus => about as complex as computers used to be... ever seen a PII?  Bigern'a palmpilot
crab => they: 1. run under win? 2. free? 3. with source?
crab's (magazine) editor/staff => cool.
crab, you and i => antipodes in more ways than one.  you have a dog, and i have a cat.  :)
crabs => probably already teratogenic
crabs and horseshoe crabs => similar only in name, nacregis think.
crack baby, you => out of...
cranberry bogs => VERY scenic
crane, so long as there => no circular refs, you are ok
crane, that's what prototypes => for
crane, you => bloody mad.
cranks "the simpsons => Resistable" in triumph!
crap.. you => right.. Jaggy's test didn't test for the higher num.. 
crayola washable crayons => quite possible the eight wonder of the modern world.
crc handbooks => good to have around
crc sez: "some quintics => solvable by radicals"  [my emphasis]
creative solutions => one thing
credit cards => very insecure. same goes for personal cheques. even bank cheques.
crime(g'lord...), why => you a dangerous thinker?
crime, => you poisoning purl against jjohn>?
crimethnk but you => still hardcoding a and x.
crimethnk think that if we => going to bother with national school curriculums, every sixth grader should take a class called RTFM.
crimethnk's settings => too complex.  Simply putting "nntp" will not work for me.
crimethnk, => you awake?
crimethnk> now you => just courting contraversy :)
crimetink> you => being sacked and they are going to laugh at you
criminal defense lawyers => more expensive.
crimthnk? you => ^Pudge?
cron and at => unix daemons for scheduling programs to run at a certain time/intervals.
croq, there => examples right in the perlembed man page which show how to use the RE engine from C.
crowd goes wild. it thinks you => terrific.
ctcp events => named with "c" (for requests) or "cr" (for replies) plus the name of the CTCP.
ctime and whatnot => seconds since Jan. 1 1970.
cube, what => you doing on a WinBlowz box!
cuberoot's procmailrcs => very large.
cuberroot, wrong. there => more valid expression you can form.
cubes => nice. :)
cubicles => penny-wise, pound-foolish.
cuffs => much better.  :)
cup holders => important
curious what os => you using perl on?
curlers => cool
curlies => subscripts too, fimm.
current c_i docs => littered with errors.
current piis => slower than the Pentium chips.
current products => free now, future will have free source.
current theories so far => "vector" and "value".
currently they => talking about how the poor MUA (Maritime Workers Union) are being treated unfairly by our right-wing government
curries => the go.  A nice hot vindaloo, some tomato+onion, some raita,  garlic naan, rice, and dahl, wonderful stuff.  A couple of glasses of nice red, and you got a meal worth eating!
curves => only guaranteed to go through the endpoints, but they'll stay within the region defined by the control points.
customers => always asknig for things they don't wan.t
cute little round glasses => nice
cuz after all, you => qw[jeff['s firewall!
cuz all the files it needs => in that perl directory but it refuses to acknolwedge they exist
cuz both => valid syntax
cuz there => millions of intel processor based unices.. not even limited to x86
cuz you => AuspeX's bitch!
cybercash api's => not that bad
cygwin and perl => the best thing you can do for your Win32 box (besides fdisk :-)
d'oh, you => right
d'oh. you => right.  Fletch_ was copying from his question
d*mn mjd: you => probably correct.
d7, no - => there any directories mixed in that you *DONT* want deleted?
d7, you know we => not doctors, right?
daemon processes => often started that way
daemons => not commands.
dammit coronach, what => you doing in this screen?
dammit lej, you => going to make abend do this...
damn ... what => the names of your displays under x?
damn cartman! the pakistanis => doing nuke testing now.
damn ircds => lieing about his existance too
damn it, people => never alive when ya need them
damn people => whiny.
damn tests in gifgraph => boned.  grrr.  only work if you install it first or diddle with the use lib stuff.  oh well.
damn these ritz => stale...
damn these speakers => just too cool.
damn things => < $10 shipped and Slackware works right.
damn you => good.
damn you guys => lame
damn you know there => these guys at six flags that rode a roller coaster 6,500 times to win a car
damn your => one l33t d00d
damn, che, you => quick!
damn, the pcs => working again.
damn, these pork rinds => hot!
damn, you => too fast for jjohn, orev
damn. looks like both servers => down at ORA. WTF?  rudefix can't keep that production server up for the life of rudefix.
danar, => you a spammer
dangling prepositions => to die for
daqueries => nice
daqueries => nice
daqueries => nice
daqueries => nice
darn sockets => driving up the wall
data => the variables that the closures share
data operations => not, but the buffer cache should not do you wrong.
data waiting to be read => irrelevant, anyway.
data's genitives => just fine.
data::dumper (if you => just doing it for diagnostic purposes)
database for used cars => starting to work well now.
databases => cool :)
databases and sql => wierd.
dates on them => sept and such too.
dav, you => correct.
david, => you on win32 or unix?
davide's italian friends => just blown away by the concept of 24 hour anything:-)
davis, it has references which => glommed into a larger structure.
davis, you => wrong.
davistv> if you => using old old old dbm file ties, yes
dawg, on ny.pm they => talking about an alternate conference.  a perl user expo kinda thing.
dawg, where => ya?
dayname, monname => hardwired.
days of assembly => not gone, just forgone for more language friendly forms.
days of assembly => not gone, just forgone for more language friendly forms.
days of no-fault accidents => mostly in the past
days of the week => 0-6.
db_file what you => looking for?
db_file, => they .pm's?
db_files => pretty great but then you get to write your own query stuff over and over again.
dbase files (ver 4) => 
dbd::odbc or win32::ole => your best bets.
dbi & dbd => excellent.
dbi and dbd => the way to go with that.
dbi and dbd:: => the new standards, assuming you are on perl5. Check CPAN for more details.
dbi/dbd => your friends.
dbi::eima's code & docs => complete.  Anyone wish to see it?
dbm files => not for multiuser access.
dbm's => no good for pattern searches.
dbm_auth and perl dbms => incompatible (trailing 0)
dbm_auth and perl dbms => incompatible (trailing 0)
dbm_auth and perl dbms => incompatible (trailing 0)
dbms => kinda limited.
dbms and perlscripts => on solaris, though
dead chickens => not living rabits. But they taste the same.
dead horses => sent to the glue factory.
dealmakers => needed.  But they don't have to be the actual elected representative.
deaner, => you sure that's wine? :0
dear. => you on a unix system?
debugger and the gui => all in smalltalk, so you can change EVERYTHING
debuggers => useful and often life-saving, but not necessary.
decides that uptime wars => useless and gives resdev and goss their brownies back
deep copies => harder. :)
deeply nested hashes => the most un-c-like. :)
deese => deese
default context? what => 
define "control-c" while you => at it. :)
define "not work". => you running with -w, use strict?  syntax error, doesn't do anything...?
defined(%h) and defined(@h) => weird at present
definite integrals => easy.
definitions there => too large.
degrees => subdivided by 60 minutes and 60 seconds of arc too
dekan, => the scripts for your personal use, or system wide?
delays on raising => configurable
deliberate errors => the ones most likely to be able to slip through testing, though.
delims => documented to be [^\s\w], which means if we break Abi's code, it's her fault, not ours. :-)
dell opti models, however, => nice
dell opti models, however, => nice
delta-patches => good for like linux kernels, which can be big, but for little stuff like perl, just get the tarball
delusions => orthoganal.
dem give where => the expect modules anyone know?
dem, those => bastards.
demand the plaque and ham you => entitled to
demand the plaque and ham you => entitled to
demon'll bet the tcl lovers => eggdrop weenies.
demon, just because they => free doesn't mean it's a good deal.
demon, some => so bad we make exceptions.
demon, why => all the curses appls broken? d=
demos => an excellent way to wring out bugs. Billy boy found this out the hard way.
depending of berkley databases => available
depending on the port you => using you might not even have to change that. Depending on where you are doing it as well ....
depending on what you => doing, it might be good to make it into an array of arrays.  Each array element would hold a list of fields.
depends how paranoid you => about the machine's security
depends if you => asian or western
depends on how you => running it =)
depends on the angle you => coming from
depends on the isp... some => clueless, others aren't
depends on what channel you => on...:p
depends on what system you => on.
depends on what time zone you => in.
depends on what you => doing.  "Don't figure out if what you are doing will work.  Try it and see."
depends on where you => relative to the date line, Tera :-)
depends on whether you => using it as an adjective or as a noun
depends on which side you => on
depends on which tech we => speaking of.
depends what you => assigning to and whether it's already been initialized.
depends, what => you wearing?
depends. depending on hat you => interested in, that might be a compliment. :-)
depends. what => you interested in vis-a-vis C++?
derivatives => unique.
describe, in enblish, what you => trying to do.
desired area? shape? size? all => different I think.
details => in the WWW Security FAQ, I think.
details => in the WWW Security FAQ, I think.
details => in the WWW Security FAQ, I think.
deth, you => about to die. Please leave before the bombs fall.
devel perls => too buggy for production use, so I'd say no by default.
development machines => inside the firewall as well.. just those 2-3 demo machines.
devices => either block-special or char-special files with major and minor device numbers indicating how the frig you should talk to them...
devilbitz -> you => using it wrong
devilbitz -> you => using it wrong
devils => 
devl db servers => a must (IMHO)
dfas and nfas => equivalent, so no matter what anyone said in answer to that question, you'd be able to say they were `really' doing a DFA.
did it come with a raise? or => they still trying to weasel out of that
did you hear that they => looking at YA crow sequel -- written by rob zombie?
did you know that there => 73 perl books?
didn't notice that. there => lots of bug fixes and little additions to the frontend here and there (detacheable Bookmarks menu, fast table rendering, good scrolling)
difference between him and tom => 12 hours a day
different modules => documented separately.  man File::Find, man Socket, etc.
differential equations => as boring as an ox pulling a cart on the high road
differentials => boring
difficult, unless all lines => the same length or you know already where each line ends.
diffs => pretty bug
digit, if you => behind a firewall, what exactly does "current IP" mean?
digital 7100 servers => chunky boxes.  512MB memory, dual Ppro 200, 5*9.1GB SCSI, inbuilt DLT backup units.  Play Quake 2 pretty good. :-)
digital and ibm and intel => crushing them
digital camera's => nice for strictly personal stuff. like your gf's nude pics :-)
digital roots => fun : eg numbers with a digital root of 9 are all divisible by 9
digital watches => 
digital; => you reading this on an ansi terminal? (I noticed someone just said win32)
digits => 0x30 through 0x39, right?
dimension boards => the bomb!
directions => 
directory operations => synchronous.
dirs => controlled by the @dirs variable (in Rodericks example)
disguise that you => asking about web stuff better.
disk and memory => adequate right now, just need new MB and processor.  Probably will get a K6-200.
disks => for wusses
dizzy, whereas threads => the other way round.  They are conceptually neat but are difficult to get working on a real platform
dizzy, whereas threads => the other way round.  They are conceptually neat but are difficult to get working on a real platform
dizzy, whereas threads => the other way round.  They are conceptually neat but are difficult to get working on a real platform
dizzy, whereas threads => the other way round.  They are conceptually neat but are difficult to get working on a real platform
dlt's => great
dngor, uh.. you => thinking of something like -f ???
dns jokes => always good
do not run -- we => your friends
do not run -- we => your friends
do not run -- we => your friends
do they share source? or => they different kernel'd?
do you know if there => any patches/new updates
do you know there => a ton of pirates that have access to the dev. ftp servers for grabbing Win98?  
do you mean there => trainers out there that are lame?
do you really think people => going to packet sniff and go to all this trouble to gain access to someone's email box?
do you really think people => going to packet sniff and go to all this trouble to gain access to someone's email box?
do you want sprintf? what => those dashes?
do you work for bbn planet, or => you an innocient bystander?
dob want to parse files that => like, ./file ./file2 but dob DONT want to parse ".." and "." or for that matter "./.." and "./."
dobbie, the clue police => knocking on the door. :-)
dobbie; why => you looking for another way when you've been given one that works?
doc_ they => SUPPOSED to be unappealing.
docs => at http://www.perl.com/
docs and faqs => great, but people like tomc don't make the place exactly friendly.
docs at sleepycat => for Berkeley DB 2.x. I bet 'perldoc DB_File' would cover most everything you wanted to know about Berkeley DB, at least as it applies to Perl
docs on http://www.perl.com => at 5.004_01, IIRC.
docs on perl => *good* and *well written* and worth reading
docs really => poor ;)
doctors => 
documentation and consulting => not the same thing.
documentation patches => welcome
documentation patches => welcome
documentation patches => welcome
documentation patches => welcome
does anyone here what => the infobot commands?
does anyone know if => $paddr and $iaddr binary? 
does anyone know if there => any plans to make '@array -> [2, 3, 4]' work?
does david realize you guys => 
doesn't matter what things => so much.. :)
doesn't think there => any 'male' and 'female' names anymore
dogs => more suitable pets for humans than cats or not suitable pets for cats, no.
dolphins => real cute and real smart, so... 
don't ask unless you => installing DBD
don't blame us. you => using EvilPerl.
don't go to oz. the drains => broken down there.
don't help them. they => probably harassing some poor future security consultant
don't know it... what => you building it in? linux?
don't like unix programmers? => you serious?
don't regret it. you => in the right place for that kind of talk  ;-)
don't use "". they => superfluous, and can get you in trouble sometimes.
don't worry, we => not sending you into any perl4 swamps
don't worry, you => still ahead of arkuat on the rate slope ;)
don't you see that you => 
doodz => reorging the warez repository :-)
dorkgosa, you => very close to dying.
dorms => great
down, how many nic's => in this machine?
doxx, we => not a paid help desk. :-)
dr, what system => you on?
dr. merl, jjohn's feet => stinky and jjohn has bad breath. Why don't girls like jjohn?
dr_ferret suppose you => a roxen user then? 
dr_ferret, what => the differences?
dr_ferret, what alternatives => there?
draconian isp's => standard in Australia
dreams => only for people with futures.
drf, => you feeling particularly evil today?
drf, mantissa and exponent => relevant concepts only for floating point.  AFAIK.
drforr -> you => correct
drforr do hope you => not munging the password file directly. That's bad mojo.
drforr hope you => kidding. CPAN.
drforr notice that you => giving the same parameters for each image. If these are rectangles, they're probably overlapping exactly.
drforr think those => silk-screened on anyway...
drforr, => you sure you don't mean ${}?
drforr, no offense, but => you Jewish?
drforr, there => simply no A records for collector.com in the zone.
drforr, you => scaring fimmtiu.
drforr> some => reading but not comprehending. They are looking but not seeing they are moving but not blah blah :)
drive a pinto while you => at it.
drivers => completely broken.. Its not the same as informix online server..
drives => somthing like 400
drow => so hard to kill...
drow => so hard to kill...
drubbly and a couple friends => gonna skip school and actually learn something
drubbly, what => your requirements?
drugs => bad, mkay?
dude, => you like from Oz or something?
dude, they => both in perlvar.
dumb ones => worse :O)
dumbnails => thumbnail pictures which aren't shrunk.
dummies => silly
dump/undump => deprecated. Where do you need your speed gains?
dunno if there => similar problems with quake 2, since Tkil don't play it.
dunno what you => talking about.
dunno, lamontg think if you => going to go OO, you should go all the way.  helper functions should still be OO.
dups => great in unix
during make test, most => failing with:
durn web hits => producing 30MB /day of logs now.
durn, you => right...  It's the same as ()=
e3 pics => at http://www.stonehenge.com/pic/E3/
eacces etc. => not accessible from Perl.  We could invent an Errno module, but that's hard.
eaching materials => up-to-date, etc.'
early reports say they => quite good http servers
earthquakes =>  kinda neat.
easy guys, the flood waters => making rudefix damp over here!  :-)
easy to kill if you know you => tools.
easy, but you => scaring obvious with the concept
easy, that's what old ladies => for: rob them.
eck, boys => gross
editor debates => up there with os and language debates
editor discussions => religious debates... haven't you noticed?
editor wars => nice filler sometimes... but there's just nothing new to be said
eelgod's parentals => deceased Im 39
eep amagosa. :) what => you up to this fine friday night?
eep, lej. how => you surviving the dreaded v-day?
eep. the christians => /msg'ing jsd.
eggcellent. amy, => you lagging a bit tonight?
eggdrops => in C right?
eh, sorry. the a's => ^A's
eh? what => 
eh? you guys => banning someone and do not know why?
ehhe they => a glory-FRIED BBS :>
either you => seeing incorrectly, or you are understanding incorrectly, or you are describing incorrectly.
electrons => leptons. Protons and neutrons are bosons.
elementry school kids => running unix boxes
elements => created as you name them
elements of %users => accessed as  $users{index}   RTFM.
elements of a list of lists => not lists.  They're references to lists.
elems of @array => seperated by $, which defaults to ''
elephants in the moscow zoo => now fed vodka so they don't freeze up
elevators => for buildings that don't have a ground floor.
elezar, => you calling this routine inside a BEGIN block?
elezar, => you calling this routine inside a BEGIN block?
elezar, => you calling this routine inside a BEGIN block?
elizabots => fun with mindless dweeps :)
elkay think you => right
elkay, people => dichotic.  that's just the way they are. :)
ellipses => pretty cool.....
ello ascii, => you oz in disguise?
emacs and vi => BOTH stupid editors :-) :-) :-)
emacês => a fine operating system, but TorgoX prefer Unicem.
email addresses => a faq
eman, actually not, dbs => fast
embedded spech commands => [[emph +]] great, ^pudge.
embedded spech commands => [[emph +]] great, ^pudge.
embedded spech commands => [[emph +]] great, ^pudge.
embedded speech commands => at http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/mac/Sound/Sound-200.html#HEADING200-0
embedded speech commands => at http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/mac/Sound/Sound-200.html#HEADING200-0
embedded speech commands => at http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/mac/Sound/Sound-200.html#HEADING200-0
embedded speech commands => at http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/mac/Sound/Sound-200.html#HEADING200-0
emel, smaller datasets => always a good idea for testing.
empirically, there => more russian spies on the net than drunken old men on welfare
empty alternatives => never good
empty strings => a specific type of false value.
empty strings => a specific type of false value.
encoding and encryption => soo different from one another ...
encrypting and decrypting => done with a "KEY"
encryption routines => tedious and annoying, and yours wont be implemented. Use PGP.
end blocks => guaranteed to be executed from a die(), right?
endl & cout => cpp-isms, Taer take it
engines => well written and just fine. They simply need to be use. ;)
english's non-latinate origins => OK with ending with prepositions.  it's just anal latin teachers who've gotten to us.
enless you => typing the pathname into emacs.
enlightenment or afterstep => nice window managers in X, you'll like `em
enough people => using it.
enterprise 3.0 and 3.5 => horrific
enuff? jeff: what => you talking about?
environment variable names => case-sensitive too.
ep_ would assume if you => giving ep_ the URL for the perlfaq, the URL should be recent
epistemology ... lej => you a philo major?
epp and app => both 4 Camels, but APP does more.
eq and ne => for strings right?
er, /dev/* => weird things.
er, => you demo'ing?
er, or => we talking about something different. hehehe
er, same original values, -x => scaled to days.
er, school systems => helping microsoft brainwash kids?
erm the ops who => pissed of with users coming in and saying that.
erm, there => sockets in Win32 Perl.
errata => errata.  sadly they happen.  it pisses people off, but it happens.  ah well.  at least we publish the errata.
escalators => stairs with moving rails
escape or cmd-. => the standard mac cancel keystrokes.
escher calendars => very cool.
especially as there => a ton of perl search engines
especially if you => using the ActiveState distribution. Stay away from ActiveState.
especially none that => ISP oriented
especially on programs that => only 278 linse.
especially since mongers => a TPI affiliate
especially since signals => dangerous anyway.
especially since those => all pr0n sites.
especially the ones which => easiest to write from perl
especially when there => things like Hyperwave out there
especially when you => right eh?
especially when your sacrifies => usually unheard.
espn commercials => funny as hell.
established modules => considered very very solid.
et, => you threatening us?
ethernet addresses => 40bit, arent they?
ethernet cables => intersting. Smoke some dope and make hundereds of ethernet cables. What fun!
euid and ruid => $< and $>
europeans => cooler than northamericans because they don't all speak the same language
even bad books => like 40$
even double quotes => unnecessary there.
even if computers => involved, though, it would be a higly specialized and simplified mechanism.
even if kernels => 'sexier'
even if most apps for it => M$?  Even after the 100 million?
even if there => keys in the Registry for software that isn't on the machine.
even if they => Tory.
even m$ *employees* => f'in helpless
even macs => preferable, Tom_G hear.
even pierced ears => kinda ... painful.
even the good books => chock-full of sentences which end with prepositions.
even the mistypes => in the top 20 ;)
even though & and | => wrong. ;)
evening kaitlin. how => you?
evening, amy_. you => up late.  :)
every player on the bulls who => in uniform scored.  The Jazz broke that record.
evil hacker types => your friend
evil opers => always fun.  
evil opers => always fun.  
ew matt's scripts => very ugly
ewww colors => like 10000 times worse than bold reverse and underline combined
ewww. you => advertising the grody @{[...]} hack.
exact errors => good info.
exactly why => we fighting about this?
examples => so limited in thought
examples in the distribution => all that the book would have covered.
excellent! you all => definately the most helpful irc chan i've every seen :)  thx
excellent, you => wise
excellent. how long => you a prisoner in nj, away from your cable modem and wife (not in that order)?
except \mjd! ``perl folks => some of the friendliest people anywhere, except MJD.''
except for those that => written using perltoot as advice. :)
except spammers. but they => 
except that the input values => part of a hash.
except that you => missing an end-parens.
except the bastards => using unresizable frames, so I can't access the stuff in the top-left one.
except there => factpacks available
except they => pretty far from MrSolo2's apartment too
excession dunno wtf you => trying to achieve with *arr = something {or other}
excession if you => running cough cough ahem then close stdin and stdout and just put the commands on the end
excession, => you still there?  You may go now.
excession, there => always multiple ways:  $output = `dir $directory`; and parse it B)
excession, what => you babbling about?
excession> no they => terrible.  It was downhill all the way after sid barret left
excuse jman_, => there a lot of changes fropm perl 5.003 to 5.004???
exec and system => two RabittWho.
expanders => the opposite of contractors
expect and io::expect mods => newer.
expectations => bad.
experimental features => in 5.004_58 (or whatever)
extra spaces => probably your problem then. >)
extropians => http://www.extropy.org
eyes => opening slowly
f you => a good programmer, which Ron Rivest definitely is, then you can do this. And as encryption/one-way hash schemes have to be very fast, this has to be done
f1's => nice.
f14, depends what you => doing in your loop.
fa's => extremely simple things, they don't have memory.
facteroid fields => dangerous, but Han Solo can dodge them
factites => a crock.
factoids => pieces of information which may or may not be true.
failings of another channel => 
failsafe and my dog popper => playing tonight!!! 
fairmont rooms => $169/night I think
fairmont rooms => $169/night I think
fairmont rooms => $169/night I think
falcon, yes, but hashes => better.
fan_ you => pissing all the wrong people off.
faq's => an excellent starting place.
faqs => just the faqs, ma'am
far, the items in the book => along the lines of "most frequently asked questions" by joebloe's introductory class students
farmers => not a housing subsidy.
faster core routers on the net => on OC48s, right?
fax modems => evil.
fb, you => being astonishingly dense.
fbsd and linux => PC:-)
fcntl and db_file => both .pm's
fcntl and ioctl => very implementation-specific.
fears linux's man pages => a little scant on this
features that it adds => really awesome, but they're not worth it yet.
federal buildings => *certainly* the concern of the voters. stores, hardly.
feels that cookies => a restrictive way of passing data around anyways
feels that the sabres => a *much* better team than the caps
fees => required to keep something from becoming like 5 cent baseball cards.
felonious, there => many examples across the faqs and over the documentation.
females => usually all in need of therapy (some are ok though)
feoh, => you in Boston?
feoh, sockets => bidirectional
fetchrow_hashref if you => adventerous and maybe used SELECT * instead of specific columns in specific order...
few american areas => conducive to mass transit.
few modules => more difficult to install than perl itself.
few odd pieces of equipment => going to fail, and become the source of more urban legends than you can count.
few tacos => greasier than Jack's
few things in life => as exciting as a dump.
few thousand keys => fine.  This does not scale, however, to two more orders of magnitude or higher.
fftt;, => some more things vi has going for it
fh that you => selecting has to be open for both read&write 
fids in the fontstructs => even 0 for those fonts which \mjd's client has explicitly loaded.
fields => separated by |
file extensions => the tool of satan.  let the app figure it out.
file systems => smarter than that.
filehandles => strange beasties
filenames => arguments
files => ready -- i just need to burn the cds
files open for output => buffered, by default.
filesystem quotas => our friends.  But just do like amagosa said to get the logins.
filters => 
fimm => you sure you arent seeing a symlink's stuff?
fimm, => you working on n::i right now?
fimm, no you => not.
fimm, recieved lines => often forged.
fimm, you => awesome
fimm> then they => wrong
fimm> then they => wrong
fimm> then they => wrong
fimmtiu -> how => you handling your event loop now?
fimmtiu -> so why => DCC's such a pain in the ass?
fimmtiu -> what => you having trouble with?
fimmtiu and gbacon => p5p's of some magnitude.  They're writing Net::IRC.
fimmtiu mean, you => just laying it on a sheet of glass, right?
fimmtiu's options => that or a broken VT420.
fimmtiu's spam filters => working fine, except for these people reding them to fimmtiu over IRC...
fimmtiu's typing skills => impaired by severe lack of sleep. oy.
fimmtiu's working files => in http://www.execpc.com/~corbeau/irc/dev
fimmtiu. asyl dunno if you => pulling asyl's leg or not, what do you mean out of space, no way .. thats not true.
finals => over...  regex has regex's life back!  Well... what life regex has that is. ;-)
fingers => cold.
firewalls => your friends.
fireworks => going off across the river from lej
first 2-3 days => the worst. then you get used to it
first and foremost.. if you => writing a program that will have suid bit, try not to use system() period.
first question: => you randomly accessing your data?
first two => method calls, and so they search @ISA starting with $cake's calss for eat().  The second only looks at Food::Cake::eat() itself.
first-nations => the native americans
fish, ah the herring => good with mustard. Red and yellowbrown most complementary to eye and palette.
five or six, while you => at it. :)
fix is... => you at 0.5a?
fixed length... what => you parsing, Norm?
flames => jumping out of the glass it came in.
flat files and/or mldbm => pretty much unscalable.
flec, what system => you on?
flec> if its cgi we => talking then probably it wouldnt be faster
flesch know that the ora books => done in TeX, why can't they just publish them on the web ;)
flesch's xemacs faces => all screwy
flesch, => you off your medication AGAIN?
fletch think the parens => screwed on that though
fletch! who => you?
fletch's vcr and tv => actually ok at keeping it through short breaks
fletch, what => you trying to do?
fletch_ see what you => trying to do.
fletch_'s variables => only good for the lifetime of the enclosing scope.
fletch_, => you being droll?
flintstone => fun.
flintstones => fun.
flowcharts => 
flying penises => the newest circus group
flying penises => the newest circus group
flying penises => the newest circus group
flying penises => the newest circus group
fmh suggest that you => mistaken
fmh there => already perl modules that hook into GIMP
fmh's computers => monochrome
fmh's memories => muddled.
fmh, what => you babbling about?
fmh, what => you babbling about?
fmh, what => you babbling about?
fmh, what => you babbling about?
fnords => nice
folders => the biggest problem
folks across the way => playing their stereo REALL LOUD.
folkvord, => you even LISTENING?
following results => not dramatic.  Do not be underwhelmed.
following that, alpha users => 
following two statements => usually both true: There's not enough documentation. There's too much documentation.
font and fount => correct.
fonts => awful under X.  rudefix agree.  in fact, if there's one sucko part of X in rudefix's estimation, it would be the non-fixed fonts.
foofoo => f00f00f
fool and their money => soon parted
foolish hobgoblins => consistant in little minds
for a full setup, 'stations => a bit cheaper
for and foreach => the same.
for controlling modules which => installed
for example, if five people => trying to update the same flat file at the same time.. It could be resource intensive if the four tasks waiting for access are checking the lock status like mad.. Hmm
for instance, most ora books => written in TeX.
for one thing you => calling date rather than using localtime()
for one, those variable names => insanely confusing.
for real? but new keyboards => cheap. :-)
for some damned reason, they => delaying broadcast of the game.  sigh.
for that matter, there => lots of turbos that give you similar performance without taking the 8-cyl hit all the time.
for that matter, you => probably him.  *shrug*
for that reason, there => very few builtin functions for it.
for the most part teenagers => incapable of romance
for them, it is. they => americans
for they => not only cryptic, but efficient
for those of you who => locking a read fh and it works, are you using IO::File or open()?
for those who => possibly interested, -x works out to be the pp_fteexec OP (in pp_sys.c) and cando() (in doio.c)
for what perlcc's scripts => doing cutting startup time makes it take 1/2 sometimes 1/3 user cpu
for you pobs at home these => uptime wars. It's a unix thing.
for-loops => nice, but they take power...
forget blessed refs. they => one of the roots of the problems.
forget dbmopen. for what you => trying to do, only tie() will suffice
forget the "tell us" when you => msging him
forgets what we => trying to prove...
formats => global to the package, not the to block
formats that => used to author documentation.
forms => bad anyway.
forms on webpages => like ppl in perl inputing info to the program 
forth ones there => already better than i could improve without having to work hard
fortunately 90% => still like shooting fish in a barrel, plus L-bOMb has about 800+ domains banned at the sendmail level
fortunately, these => the only exceptions in Perl; everything else follows strict rules. 
fountains of wayne => american and pretty good
fraggles => cool :)
frames => nature's way of keeping \merlyn from reading lame crap
frank, => you kidding
freaking mac addresses => only 48 bit :)
freaking pm3s => well over $300/port
free ones => better than ones you pay for.  ;-)
free today only! we => giving out free memberships to our private pic server! visit http://www.childrenoftheporn.com
free, => you the email architect? or do you have someone doing that for you?
freeside, on who's side => you?
freeside, on who's side => you?
freeside, on who's side => you?
freeside, on who's side => you?
freiheit -> none of his stuff => strict clean, and he doesn't understand what it's eevn for.
freiheit -> nt workstations => fine for support.  amagosa still don't see justification for the server :)
freiheit, they => *used* interchangibly because afaik iana only assign /24 in the C class
friar, you => an idiot
frields => cool
friends. if they => okay, then it's you."
frigate birds => pretty cool
frito, what planet => you on?
frito, why => you format-ing us?  please use more recent technology, like printf :-)
frnch music videos => just amusing.
from a book 'casts => to c++ programmers what the apple was to eve' :>
fsf => fed up with the perlfaq because its not GPL?
fsf and gnu people claim there => no free perl docs.
ftp.is.co.za and ftpza.co.za => both CPAN mirrors.
fuck alpha232's feet => asleep
fuck it. both => as likely to be correct these days.
fuck them. they => abusing their monopoly to squeeze out netscape. YOu and i know this.
fuck! arrays => significantly slower.
fuck, there => a lot of boring cunts in here
full lists => much longer than what pacman can remember
funcitons => lowercase
functionally, => they the same?
functions => closures
functions => closures
functions one() and two() => so similar that it's really not worth re-writing all the code
funk dat. metrox blows. you => better off using 3.3.1 OR if you need a special card, look into the SuSE stuff.
funkateers => http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/pjebsen/pb-famal.htm
funny latest core java books => about 1200 pages total
furthermore, there => a few good books by ORA, there are bad books in that series as wel.
g3 powerbooks => very cool, and also have an aircraft-carrier-like surface area
g3's => 
g3s => saving apples ass.  i think it's a good thing.  they may actually start to be a real computer company again.
gaggosa_ -> duh, we => buying it
gak, all the #perl people => coming into #C
gak, all the #perl people => coming into #C
gak, all the #perl people => coming into #C
gak, all the #perl people => coming into #C
gak; => you familiar with unix shell environment variables?
games => not low-bandwidth.  Too many people playing games will cause the IRC network to lag out.
ganja seeds => legal in the UK, the plants arent
gantoris's machines => pentium II 266 with 256 megs of ram each
gantoris, what signals => you handling?
gantoris. zombies => avoidable.
garbage characters that => invisible and f's up the pattern matching ...
gary busmore and john stanley => being dinks about it.
gaskets => cool
gassy co-workers => the worst
gassy co-workers => the worst
gassy co-workers => the worst
gawd, people => stupid sometimes
gawd, some people => helpless.
gbacon, that's what hashes => for
gbacon, those => evil.
gdbm and dfbm => easy if you want to use SQL u need a server and the knowledge in SQL... Dr_Ferret use dbms for small apps
geek chicks => usually not-so-good looking.
geeks => cute.
gees, here at school we => now forced to use Outlook as our mail client...
gem, => those colons actually in there?
generally the people => sharing something with the world like bagpipe music or yodelers or something
generally, mirc people => spotted by their questions.
genetic algorithms => annoying.
gerebeer, you => not really talking about JohnPC -- are you?
germans! all q[merlyn] see => Germans!
get a real editor ... no, you => using emacs.  C-x 5 b *scra TAB RET M-x man RET perlsub RET
get a tuneup, your injectgors => dirty
get that if you => 
get the eplus patches that => available :)
getpwent & friends => designed to work with e.g. NIS databases, etc.
gets it ... wine drinkers => more likely to be indoors, under the protective covering of a roof
gets the feeling that we => doing jeff's homework ...
gg, threats => not taken kindly here.
ghost you => fighting a losing battle, retreat. ;)
gif files => universal, aren't they?
gimmes => people who want to pester the people who actually bothered to learn the language to provide them with code
gimp authors and users => just dillusional.  It still doesn't compare to Photoshop.  Probably won't be able to for a long time.
girls => I am NOT a lesbian!
give a reason why you => writing this program?
given a network where two ips => active (.1 and .17), which would you guess as the gateway?
given that you => expecting $1 to be the extracted string of digits
glad to know y'all => being so attentive there  :)
glad to see you => still here
glasses => decanters
glen> => you using the GD module?
glimpse and webglimpse => excellent search tools, however.
global package variables => still global, but you have to qualifiy their names to access them outside their hmo package.
globals => evil
globs => evil.
glocks => 
glowing colons => what you get if you smoke radioactive crack!
glub => you from SenseNet?
glub,hiro => you people there?
gnu wget works..if you => looking for an all perl version, nyquist think a script comes with the LWP packages..
go back. => you missing a s; or a " or ' somewhere?
go for " not ' then, => you using the variable names, eg $myvideo ?
go for it ... people here => generally friendly
go on, you => on centre stage, lej.
go to their web site. they => a huge usenet archive.
goats => what Excession herds
god damn. there => now 150 apache children runningn and it's only 3:22
god mornings => boring.
god people here => just too hip
god, you => all a bunch of geeks
goko, you => on perl4. Get perl5 or switch ISPs.
golfs => cool cars
gonna do now? what => we gonna do?
goobs => a dime a dozen, ama
good books => Learning Perl; Programming Perl; Learning Perl for Win32; Perl: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform Perl; Perl5 Interactive; Adv Perl Prog; Mastering Regular Expressions
good boss and pay rate => inversely proportional
good for you. there => alot of people who are not as enlightedn as us.  they need software too.
good god! you => right Tkil. thanks again
good load-sharing systems => expensive.  (Cheap ones are expensive, too, when you add maintanence costs)
good lord, you => SERIOUS, aren't you? Abandon hope
good morning :-) how => you today?
good ones => very good though
good perl books => Learning P.; Programming P.l; Learning P. for Win32; P.: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform P.; Perl5 Interactive; Adv P. Prog; Mastering Regular Expressions; Eff. P. Prog
good perl programmers => hard to come by
good point. none of those => xsubbed.  IRregardless, no shell access.
good sign... __ and i => talking... jeff survives.
good thing there => people like that
good thing they => 
good thing those bricks => made of ascii-composing electrons.
good to hear. and how => things on ryan's front?  er, Tkil mean, on the ryan front?  ;->
good to see things => back to semi normal
good words => at http://members.aol.com/gulfhigh2/words.html
good, the new tlds => worse than useless
good, you => back.  amagosa has not finished amagosa's morning work-out yet.  Maybe amagosa'll do some llama-thrusts now.
good. excession know there => -some- people in #perl who aren't averse to the odd winnuke attack, for a bit of a giggle. :-/
good. sec. patches => numerous though, eh?
goodfella and topquark => awake on emory.  Have them take care of it.
gore's daughters => hot
gosa, where => you?
goss, => you high?
goss, if that works, you => a hero!
goss, work for what? ods => it won't
got any that => 1600x1200? ;-)
got it. drugs => bad.
gotcha. so if you => matching on $_, you can use // (no m), but if you need to specify a match string, you use =~ m// ?
goto's => best left for the assembler.
gotos => nice for very advanced error recovery.
gr0fer there => 
graduated taxes => punishment.
grammar => irrelevant.  You will being assimilated.
grammys => on in 15 minutes
granted they => acting in a monopolistic manner, but that's just capitalism. The gov needs to regulate and then we'll be better quixotic think.
granted, all of us => quite good at perl ...
granted, we => prosperous, more than any other country.
grapes => fruits.
graphics => phenomenal.  almost movie quality on a small screen.
graphics gems => at ftp://ftp.princeton.edu/pub/Graphics/GraphicsGems/
great, now she and tkil => gonna have to travel... just so she can kick your respective asses/arses...
great. the cops => scared by kittens.  Why doesn't this produce a feeling of safety and comfort?
greek and cryillic => very similar.  ^Pudge don't know about sanskrit.
green bay packers => the only team owned by the city that's expected to build stadiums for it.  cool.
greenday => pretty awful
greg, you => overreacting.
grey parrot's => so darn smart
groupies => good for a gropie.
grrr people in #linux => saying man tr, but the man page isn't helping Tripp6 :)
grrrrr, wraith, we => happy to help. Even point you to the docs, but you must try to debug this stuff on your own. 
gryph, you => here every day.  you should know what you can and cannot ask for
gryph0n see there => many functions for ascii->other stuff... any perl functions for hex or octal to ascii?
gryphon -> you => charged with assisting a KLB in the second degree.
gtk bindings for perl => really nice as well
gtk or tk/tcl, both => pretty trivial for that application
gtk perl bindings => quite nifty :)
guess no experts => around :(
guesses both => in there tho
guestbooks => lame or security holes in the making.
gui controls => so cool.
gui installation programs => a mitzvah.
gui's => good for a LOT of things, but development isn't one
guis => cool, face it. play turok on n64 if you are convinced otherwise
guis => cool, face it. play turok on n64 if you are convinced otherwise
guns => the people's 2nd amendment right. They can never be taken away legally.
gurra <- what => you breaking in order to stop spam?
guru> sorry what do you mean? => you writing your own module?
gurus => overrated
guts => in place, not to learn php/fi to build the interface...
guts of the faq library => 
guys are.. but girls => taking initiative.. 
guys who work after 7 pm => the best, however.  (Just an fyi.)
guys, for 60 lines that => going to be looked at, this probably isn't worth the fight.
guyz you => the best
gypses => the equivilant of #Perl KLB/mIRCers in Tom's short story, The Young Man and the (Beach|Sea)
ha! people => clammering for jjohn's club's Linux installation workshop! Of course, I won't be doing THAT again soon. ;)
habaneros => evil
hacker ethic == locks => bad.
hackers => good.
hacking and cracking => different.
hagus => you ignoring mjt?
haha they => a bunch of lamers....
haha. people from portugal => now poking amagosa's server.
hahaah, who => you? Why Are you? What do you want, Crimethnk?
hahah. you => twisted.
hahaha ... actually, you => a special colour on mine
hair bands => so much more portable, though. Won
hairbands => 
half the senators => hunched over more than him.
handguns => banned in the UK
handhelds => new. we'll have to wait and see...
hands => driven by sounds again.  Must try to get back to feelings instead of sounds.
hands down. there => links to other sites as well.
hands lej a tip, elipses "..." => 
hanson => 3 of the cutest little girls jjohn has seen in a while. We should be happy for them, bless their little girl hearts.
happy linkers => good
happybob's bro and i => busy debating X, gnome, lesstiff, motiff, cde, kde, etc
happybob, there => only *so many* dynamic ips
happybob, when the contents => constant it throws it inline and optimizes it
happybob; what => you talking about?
hard drive prices => amazing these days.
hard drugs => good
hard references => a Good Thing
hard to tell you => kidding
hardware calls => 
hardware problems => more of a woory at nuclear facilities, ^Pudge think.
harumph, => you checking the error status when you do the 'do'?
harumph, what => you doing to the listen socket when you disconnect a user?
harvesters => always working.  it's always "new address season"
has it been tuned? => the buffer parameters appropriate for that load? do the chess players complain of performance problems?
hash browns => good this time of day
hash buckets => kept on-chip
hash databases => a very important part of the scripts I'm compilng and if at all possible I'd love to be able to compile them
hash keys => automatically unique
hash of hashes => great
hashed dbs => unordered
hashes => pretty much variables that hole info in a database format. try getting that in ''. :)
hashes as a built-in feature => somewhat unusual
hashes of hashes => your _real_ friends
hashes slow? => you smoking hash?
hashtables => just so nifty
hates it when the heavies => lurking and come out just in time to dis you 
haujobb and autechre => the two groups I listen to most of the time nowadays.
have i noted that we => verboten yet?   :)
have mercy on us who => unable to spell
have you any idea if there => special characters or something in /etc/shadow that would be lost if Sloejack while() through it to replace a passwd entry?
have you considered that we => not a HELP DESK, we are a bunch of guys who like to do fun things?
hax0rs => always little wanker kiddies, regardless of physical age.
haxors => always little wanker kiddies, regardless of physical age.
headers => different.  I checked. :)
headhunters => scum.  remember that and you will do fine
headlights at < c => in front of you
heaps => a pain in Perl.
hear you? from florida? => you kidding?
hears that gutters => nice this time of year.
heavy flame addicts => evilly confusing?
hee hee. barnacles => funny.
heh ... the parsing routines => good, but not excellent ;-)
heh ... when the libraries => actually included for the try.c program, I get all sorts of parse errors and the like ... yummy
heh ... when the libraries => actually included for the try.c program, I get all sorts of parse errors and the like ... yummy
heh ... when the libraries => actually included for the try.c program, I get all sorts of parse errors and the like ... yummy
heh \lembit's typing skills => wunderul today
heh heh. 69 copies of httpd => running.
heh heh. no, references => much simpler than pointers.
heh heh. ora => jerks!
heh heh. the redwings => playing the Oilers, and there have been 4 penalties in the past couple minutes.
heh heh. what => these anagrams of?
heh the mirc lamers => back
heh the mirc lamers => back
heh they => in one sense of the word blocking
heh those => not controlled
heh, 1.0.. most => 1.1 now, aren't they?
heh, no you => lagged :P
heh, ok, ghi there => whole integers ... ghi said it wrong
heh, people => always talking about fork
heh, somni doubt you => going to be able to find someone
heh, the man pages => just like the camel book almost word for word :)
heh, the parse::lex docs => in french
heh, why => #windowsNT people so quiet? are they all blue screened?
heh, you => gonna have to make your question a wee bit more specific
heh, you students => so funny.  wait until you get out in the real world and meet a MANAGER
heh. '_' x 8 and '_' x 9 => taken.
heh. demon want whatever you => smoking.
heh. he and ryan => no more, remember?
heh. hey, those => pretty much all I want out of life, but I won't settle for less.
heh. hey, those => pretty much all I want out of life, but I won't settle for less.
heh. make.pm. you => cute.
heh. punchy, => we?
heh. ramen noodles => like "Add warm water"
heh. the clintons => staying with Stsve Jobs when they go to visit Chelsea at Stanford.
heh. the teams => 1-1-2 against each other this year.
heh. there => 4 people and 2 servers connected to toldyouso.com's ircd.  Damn lame kidsnet or some shit.
heh. there => 4 people and 2 servers connected to toldyouso.com's ircd.  Damn lame kidsnet or some shit.
heh. there => 4 people and 2 servers connected to toldyouso.com's ircd.  Damn lame kidsnet or some shit.
heh. there => 4 people and 2 servers connected to toldyouso.com's ircd.  Damn lame kidsnet or some shit.
heh. you => on irc-w.primenet.com :)
hehe ok ok :> hhehe how => things in the cheese state
hehe the folks in #cgi => vegetating..
hehe what merlyn, what => you using?
hehe, good idea, they => too expensive though
hehe, how old => you then merl?
hehe, internal ms memos => part of the DOJ case against MS: http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,22227,00.html
hehe, you => an excellent contradiction to the system, eh longhair? ;)
hehe. lynx thinks rpm's => real audio
hehe. ok, how => you trying to run the scripts? perl blotz.pl?
hehe. ok, how => you trying to run the scripts? perl blotz.pl?
hehe. there => Commodore 64 emulators, and 8086 too...oh my..the possibilities are endless.  I can't wait...NOT
hehe. tons of linux boxen => run down there.
hehe. you => trying to tell mandrake that was you at barnes and noble, eh? :)
heheh. why? you => not a fan of jeff.  :-)
hei:i do believe you => talking out of your ass.
helix think you => arguing with someone who isn;t here.
hell they => already criminals.
hell, grand juries => composed of private citizens.
hell, if we => going to do translation anyway, why shouldn't crimethnk just expect you to turn on ISO translation?
hell, you => all backwards! kjj'll bet your toilets even swirl the wrong direction! :-)
hello harry how => you today baby
hello jeff. how => things at the Burger Hut?
help desks => staffed by TA/RAs in our university.
helpdesk and administration => two inherently different things.
henock, => you after Y2k compliance???
here => 
here we => in hemorrhoid city, where everyone sits and looks, but no one moans politely....
here's some more of what you => missing:
here, fimmtiu don't think you => using that thing right.
here-docs => probably described in perldata.  or perlsyn.
hfs+ and ot 1.3 => the big ones.
hi => there any girls that wanna chat
hi greg. => 
hi mjd ... what => you mwuh mwuh wmuhing about?
hi mr_white ... why => you up so late?
hi murr. mac users => dumb, you know.
hi nature ... how => you?
hi people.. how => we today?
hi tera. how => you?
hi tera. how => you?
hi, => questions allowed in the chan?
hibio, there => countless vi.exe's out there.
hidden form fields => only possible if you are talking about web on #perl again.
high bad/good ratio? uppers => bad?
high bad/good ratio? uppers => bad?
high fives => good for the spirit.
high school dropouts => the first to go regex say... ;-)
high school kids => running unix boxes nowadays
high-end backup solutions => not cheap.  Just the drives for the robot run around $40,000 each normally.
high-tech visas => increasing, no?
hihi goss, we => having evil political discussions about the use of bots to preserve bootability of #CGI llamas from #perl
hills => alive, with the sounds of kick-ing!
hinder -> btw you => still banned.  don't make amagosa ban the ubertone account.
hip owl and panther => good reference for references and regexes
hips => cool
hips => cool
hips => cool
hips => cool
hiro think seeds => legal in the US too, but they must be dead seeds
hiro, => you an american?
hiro; what country => you in?
historians => such damned liars.
histrionics => a necessary part of communicating via straight text.
hit counters => like assholes. damned annoying.
hits => for that one server doing: company presence, 2500 virtual domains and homepages for 228847 lines of /etc/passwd
hiya amy, how => you?
hiya lej, how => things?
hiya penth, how => ya?
hiya penth, how => ya?
hiya penth, how => ya?
hiya penth, how => ya?
hiya penth, how => ya?
ho ho ho. we => all impressed by your splitriding. Smeg off.
ho hum. these => the days...
hobbies => good, acting classes sound cool.
hohner blues harps => a lot harder to play than either Lee Oskars or Huangs.
holzman => on the same wavelength
holzman => on the same wavelength
homegosa -> they => pretty new.  Like this month new, as far as radio goes.
homosexual, heterosexual => extreme positions... most people are somewhere in between on a continum
hoo boy => you confused
hookflash -> give up. you => in the presence of experts in the field, who will stop at nothing to correct lowely newbies until they feel like 3rd graders again.
hookflash -> yes, sockets => easy.
hope the contents of $html => safe to eval!
hope you => house doesn't get wrecked     no really
hopes alphas and mips => free from i2o
hopes ans' firewalls => scanning for fragged packets.
hopes that the pickings => nicer in LA than in New Delhi
hopes the win32 modules => api compatible
hopes there => some Ben Folds Five fans in the channel
horan, => you running RH5?
horses => domesticated :) or a money pit
horses and singers => cant[eo]rs.  Which are you? :-)
horseshoe crabs => always feature because they're harmless and easy to replace.
hot damn, all 3 t1's => up at the same time, and the routing isn't fucked beyond belief.  Amazing.
hotdogs => what they don't want to feed to pets.
hotel rates in niue => cheap.
however there => several plants which are serviced by the same station
however you => only dealing with 34^32 combinations
however, the early citations => all poking fun at it.
however, there => times when this will change.
hpux boxes => really loaded.
hrm, anyone know if there => grants available to get to perl98 in SJX?
hrm, anyone know if there => grants available to get to perl98 in SJX?
hrm, anyone know if there => grants available to get to perl98 in SJX?
hrm, anyone know if there => grants available to get to perl98 in SJX?
hrm. the spice girls => nothing without ginger IHMO.
hrmm, amagosa, => you using NFS?
hrmph, all 3 t1's => fine.  Wonder what happened
htat's where we => confused
htat's where we => confused
htat's where we => confused
htat's where we => confused
html docs => out of date.
html people => overrated
hubs => negligible, me thinks.
huh? there => *lots* of reasons.  CPAN, for one.
human friends => 
human mages => great.
humans => becoming more stupid with each generation or idiots
hurries while there => some buttons left
i agree... modules => friendly
i am not sure what they => like in the UK, i will try and find out
i am trying damnit. wimmin => frustrating.
i am trying damnit. wimmin => frustrating.
i am trying damnit. wimmin => frustrating.
i believe there => examples in the Socket manpage as well
i bet 200 million of those => dead links
i betcha there => differences
i can see that first and last => identical.
i can't read. my glasses => dirty. :-)
i disagree. formats => useful
i do beleive front ends => freebsds
i don't even know what songs => on aenima
i don't even know what songs => on aenima
i don't even know what songs => on aenima
i don't know where they => in the man pages, trynE, sorry
i don't know where they => in the man pages, trynE, sorry
i don't know. what platform => you on?
i don't think kewlt0kkers => like vampires; killing the leader wouldn't stop them all...
i doubt redhat did that.. they => pretty cool about free software
i doubt we => going to even watch one movie all the way through
i dunno. grenwich says there => no leap seconds, but the naval observatory says there are
i feel that the sabres => an EQUAL team to the caps, however.
i forget, wat module => we talking about?
i forget. and apple's sites => all down.
i get most of it..u => searching for any string not #############################################
i guess that's why they => selling tons of those
i have a question why => the rules so strict?  what can be talked about in here?
i have friends who => 
i have no idea what they => for..heh
i hear that in japan there => "laughing bars" where people go to relieve stress by laughing during lunchtime
i hear that very recent ones => slightly better, but buslogic cards still make a much better choice
i hear there => no plans to make perl4 Y2K-compliant.
i imagine there => some, but mIRC doesn't rate that low on the IRC client scale, under MSWin ...
i know it says they => available, I really was just asking your opinion, DrForr (and others)
i know there => 
i know they are. we => talking style.
i know tons of tuxes that => standalone
i know, but perl gods => regexp gods.
i know, but those #cgi people => worthless... 
i know. the docs => only partially written; it's a monumental task. :P
i know...but there => alot!
i like dollar signs. ;) & => funny looking. :)
i like that the backticks => even backwards
i look for people who => energetic, and have a positive attitude and are eager to be part of a team. And I look for people who can be flexible'
i mean what => the chances a hax0r has a packet sniffer on a machine between you and tpj.com?  ANd that they happen to see your CC number going by?
i mean what good => answers like "sure, perl can do this" and "why don't you just check the faq, assmuncher" or "i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you"
i mean, how many cisco routers => there out there?
i mean, what => the priorities here.
i missed that, => you really going to jail for that...that thing?
i need -speed-. those pages => complex as all git out.  :(
i never know why they => deleting things then.
i repeat... symbolic refs => a warning sign of bad design
i repeat... symbolic refs => a warning sign of bad design
i see. cygwin's particulars => causing the permission probs?
i suppose the cs boxes => the only decent ones open to student use.
i suppose the cs boxes => the only decent ones open to student use.
i suppose the cs boxes => the only decent ones open to student use.
i suspect there => better ways to do whatever you're (ab)using string padding for.
i take it mircers => looked down upon? what about tclers
i take it mircers => looked down upon? what about tclers
i take it mircers => looked down upon? what about tclers
i take it mircers => looked down upon? what about tclers
i take it tpj ads => no longer $25?
i tell a lie ... there => apparently girls in CS, but a) they are not recognisable as gis b) they must be hiding.
i understand that lexica => just dismissed as an irritant in Chomskyan literature
i want to make make sure we => not talking about soft refs.
i want to see if the +x bits => set
i was thinking that the steps => numbered from 0x00, but I didn't say it well...
i was wondering if there => any utilities out there to compile a perl app into a windows app?
i wonder if imac => available in the UK
i wonder what the {}'s => for?
i wonder where their offices => (=
i wonder, => they related to deepspacetech?
i wonder, => they related to deepspacetech?
i wonder, => they related to deepspacetech?
i wonder, => they related to deepspacetech?
i'd imagine there => hundreds of admins running to reconfigure their 3com boxes now.
i'd say there => more different database formats possible than there are particles in the universe.
i'm curious about why they => duplicating larry's efforts
i'm curious about why they => duplicating larry's efforts
i'm curious about why they => duplicating larry's efforts
i'm curious about why they => duplicating larry's efforts
i'm dissapointed, you guys => slackin.
i'm in cambridge. where => you?  cambridge?
i'm in here, but chances => 
i'm just about 100% sure those => lame relay spammers.
i'm just saying, people that => nuts enough to packet sniff so they can find out someone's starmedia email password are goingn to get them one way or another.
i'm not certain if they => perl, but there are about 25 companies offering products on yahoo which are similar - a lot are java... or use SNA connectivity...
i'm not sure if those => the guys though
i'm not sure there => any that *aren't*
i'm psyched that things => moving forward
i'm shocked they => asking allmost $400 for a flight to Nice... 
i'm sure (3) and (4) => out there too
i'm sure there => some that don't.. and don't you have an intel emulator? :)
i'm sure there => some that don't.. and don't you have an intel emulator? :)
i'm sure there => some that don't.. and don't you have an intel emulator? :)
i'm sure there => some that don't.. and don't you have an intel emulator? :)
i'm swiss. we => born to the endless night
i'm thnking mafia, you guys => thinking classical music
i'm trying to find out what => the "boxes" showing up in Text::Complete on a Win machine. Ordinary conversion from unix text to win text isn't working....
i've been told those links => useful
i've been told those links => useful
i've heard isps => go business once you get them going.
i've heard isps => go business once you get them going.
i've managed to elicit 'why => you being so hostile?' from a salesdroid on more than one occasion
i've seen some people here who => authors of books etc
i-que, => you a native speaker of English?
i386 -> yeah you => 
i386 suspect you => rude qmerl
ian- where => you from ?
ibm's => pretty solid though aren't they?
icelandic names => patronymics.
ick. => they getting stiff and smelly?
icmp echos => not actually used.
id and save methods => 
ide tape drives => basically big floppies that you can't readdir() from
idea, blowfish, and des source => all widely available.
ideas => not property.
idioms => a bit odd.
idiots => coming ... no, they're here!
ie all vorsprung's programs => hack jobs simply because vorsprung lack talent or whatever
ie users => OK but we're going to charge NS users an arm and a leg.
ie, if your users => lusers
if threads => really working by year end, and it doesn't break a whole bunch of important modules, that will be pretty good progress
if you => running a lan, why not just compile it into the kernel now that you know it works? 
ifconfig bugs => not nearly as uncommon as they ought to be.  Same goes for route.
ignore you? why => you here then?  nothing going on
iicxen => still on 6.0 and the only time we installed new software on the PowerMac was to put WebStar on.
iirc, files => deleted by replacing the first char in the filename with a special char.
ilgorithms => so alluminating.
ilgorithms => so alluminating.
ilgorithms => so alluminating.
ilgorithms => so alluminating.
illum, permissions => probably your problem
illustrations in orwant's book => slightly corny.
im glad they => making nt based systems now, really.
im, you => welcome. Try split(). 
images => subject to fair use
imagins there => 
imagins there => 
imf know newbies => annoying.
imho you => just obsessed with using particular language
imho, formats => a hold-over from the old days of report-writing
implants => to replace these.
implying that most female fans => witches?
in "str blah say", what => you trying to match?
in #c there aren't people who => both.
in a file? what => you talking about?
in a red-black tree, all nodes => either red or black. No red node has a red node as child. And every path from the root to a leaf contains the same number of black keys.
in actuality there => a series of tiebreaking rules for cases like this, and the skating folks had to get to the very last tiebreaking rule before they could decide.
in australia they => losing some of their long held turf.  Apple resellers have all but closed up shop.
in between jan and 9 there => 2 spaces
in case people => interested, Abigail needed the scary function names for: http://cthulhu.mandrake.net/%7Eabigail/Perl/Algorithms/Searching/Selection.pm
in english they => not.  In Greek, that's another matter.
in english, those two => the same thing, because English doesn't have umlauts
in english, what query => you trying to answer?
in fact they => pretty close now
in fact, q[merlyn] bet there => several.
in fact, tchrist raves => often passed around the office as soon as they arrive!
in fact, there => like five different MacPerl binaries.  fat, big68K, CFM-68K, fat tool, big68K tool.
in lisp, hashes => referred to as "associative arrays"
in looking at the data, there => bunched of records with newlines in them...
in most cases. there => some -w warnings that are a bit much.
in most cases. there => some -w warnings that are a bit much.
in most cases. there => some -w warnings that are a bit much.
in net::pop3, => $pop->user and $pop->pass set from IC settings?
in other words, => you connecting to telnetd?
in other words, forewords => a cheap way of getting people to buy books by authors they haven't heard of. :)
in other words, there => some non-objects
in other words, there => some non-objects
in other words, there => some non-objects
in other words, there => some non-objects
in other words, you => pissed you were kickbanned, and are trying to browbeat the banner into saying he was wrong.
in perl, easy things => east and hard things are possible.
in perl, sockets => very similar to C's, but has less quirks
in short, what on earth => they making you learn Scheme for?
in south america, there => death squads
in spite of that, a lot => brainwashed anyway
in stockholm they => still testing cablemodems, but prolly they are going to be censored and only port 80 :-(
in tcl, there => high level libs too, but the sockets themselves are really easy though not flexible enough for tricky things.
in that case, you => going about it all wrong anyway ....
in that sense it *is* you => welcome
in the datafile, there => lines like:   news^C^E12^F^Kothernews^M
in the macperl app, backticks => pretty limited, yes?
in the reverse model, there => few talented don beckers, but millions of joe schmoes benefiting from their work.
in the sense that there => lots of apps on a mac that can open a photoshop gif file, for instance.  word processors that can import many other docs, etc.
in what units => you going to hog CPU?
in what way => some characters funny?
in which package => the code fragments of a Benchmark evalled?
in your reality they => not.
incident, you => not welcome here if you can't be bothered reading the manual.
included with perl => many program, libraries, and documentation.
income taxes => 
inconsistent tabs => a pain in various anatomical regions
index and regexen => better than each other at certain things.
index and regexen => better than each other at certain things.
indexes => real time
indexes => real time
indexes => real time
indian business => REAL pieces of work.
indian businessmen => definitely stingy :-)
individual elements of arrays => scalars.
individual stats => screwy because lots of teams still do it by email
individual stats => screwy because lots of teams still do it by email
infamy, what => you expecting to see?
infinite loops => sometimes okay if there's a break
infinite loops => sometimes okay if there's a break
infinite loops => sometimes okay if there's a break
infinite loops => sometimes okay if there's a break
info pages for xemacs => very helpful.
infobots => can be found in #infobot or at http://infobot.org
infobots on zephyr => pretty cool
infra, dunno. what platform => you on?
ingrown toenails => at http://www.benray.com/toes/
initial caps => sometimes, sometimes acceptable, but that's as far as i'll go
inplace edits => the essence of html maintanence.
install date::manip if you => on 5.004
instances => something else.
instructions => excellent.
intel bunny men => really the power rangers
intel execs => filing to sell stock.
intel's price cuts => regular and quartly
interesting how few there => outside US.
interesting web discussions => often fun
internal databases => not called "harvesting".
internally, they => almost identical. You move database scripts and applications from one area to another, and run the database scripts on the appropriate databases.
intro books => Learning Perl; Programming Perl; Learning Perl for Win32; Perl: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform Perl; Perl5 Interactive; Adv Perl Prog; Mastering Regular Expressions
intro perl books => Learning Perl; Programming Perl; Learning Perl for Win32; Perl: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform Perl; Perl5 Interactive; Adv Perl Prog; Mastering Regular Expressions
investment mistakes => their own punishment
investors => underwhelmed.
io drivers => fun
io functions => part of the Perl core.
io::* modules => Graham Barr's gift to mankind.
ip number => unique if you dont have users behind ip maq.
ipc's => good for mutual exclusion problems.
ips => Instruction Pointer Semaphores
ir rather, unless you know you => only interested in one.
iraqi people => pretty whacky.
irc admins => voting on whether to allow people to pay for I-lines
irc allows you to claim you => being sociable when, in fact, you could be sitting there nekkid and unshowered for the last month.
irc bots => fun to write.. it's too bad they're usually not allowed
irc skills => fleeting
irc-e/w.primenet.com => generally very good for amagosa.  amagosa moved to AIS once today to find someone that split away.
irix machines => *sooo* much fun about this.  :)
irix's nfs defaults => scary
isdn connections => pretty stable in amagosa's experience.
isgoss dreaming, or => you guys REALLY discussing HTML on #perl?
isler, you => uploading it to where?
isn't sure if there => flushing issues....
isp tech calls => the worst
isp's in au => notoriously stingy for tech support wages
ispell (since you => a unix fan :-)
isps => using Windows', PERL just has to comply.
isstupid_ totally neive, or => yakk and lex really easy?
items 2 and 3 => the uid, gid
itools => not standard distro with most unix systems
j and 9 of trump =>  worh 20 and  14 points respectively.
jag, if you => very good, you can get porn with it.
jalex's lord there => ALOT of perl modules and libraries
jalex, => you on a VAX?
jalex, bot cascades => fun that can be had on channels *other* than #perl
jamsh, you => not using win32 are you?
japh, we *are* friends, and => going to stay that way.  Sorry you thought I was being ironic.
japhs => cool!
java apps => most assuredly compiled.
java hashtables => a nightmare to work with, plus they break if you stress them out
javaboy, why => you in #perl with a nick like that? Just wondering...
javaboy, why => you in #perl with a nick like that? Just wondering...
javaboy, why => you in #perl with a nick like that? Just wondering...
javascript and java => two of the only options you have.
jawaan, you => stretching the english language tto its limits, methink 
jaxon if they => minor, why don't you... nevermind.
jaz carts => too expensice still for dead backup.
jbrahy? => you ignoring the /topic?
jebe, people in suits => keen on it
jeez. you => going to lose big with that attitude.
jeff bridges, you => our only hope
jeff how old => you?
jeff man, you => creating a lot of noise.  if you are going to be opped, plese don't do that.
jeff, => you a moron?
jeff, how old => you?
jeff, many people => not dumb. They are lazy. Just as lazy as most programmers are about ironning, or financial matters
jeff, to which factoid => you refering?
jeff, what => you trying to do?
jeff, what => you trying to do?
jeff, what => you trying to do?
jeff, what => you trying to do?
jeff, you => a syntax error.
jenine and mardene and josh => going to bakersfield this weekend.  njt wonder if njt should go too, but take the Van up to Mountain View for a weekend :-)
jettas => nice.
jigen_ if you => not using strict, you probably have a typo
jjohn know the sn => for jjohn....
jjohn know you => not gonna listen to jjohn, but jjohn need to say it.
jjohn they => both dead anyway... almost
jjohn's c senses => tingling.
jjohn's, the skeletons => out of the closet now...
jjohn, => you smoking crack?
jjohn, some cable modems => rated at near-t1 speeds.
jjohn, you => full of shit!  either that, or jell-o!
jjohn. well, we => the ones whom make the future. Without us there would be no future, we predict the future!
jjohn; there => channels for that sort of thing :))
jjohn> => you into scarey music then?
jjohn> no "women from mars => 
jlz, those => the people i just hate to come visit joebloe's office
jobs => good.
joe, => you using rexd?
joe, thanks, the numbers => mostly working
joe> fairport convention => better
joe__ was on p486 -- but => those not pre-defined constants?
joebloe care that you => trying to converse, but not about what you are trying to say
joebloe guess they => on their way to making nt boxes
joebloe hope you => logging this
joebloe think hashes => god's gift to humanity, channeled through Larry
joebloe think most => 5
joebloe, => you coming up with undefined $File::Find::name like I did?
joebloe, where => you?
joeblow was saying there => many error s in EPP
johan, you know nothing. we => not #learning_perl.
johan, you know nothing. we => not #learning_perl.
john and roy => two cool dudes
john holmes and archon => the same person too
johng -> which part of no web => you confused about?
johnpc guess you => lucky. afaik we haven't had a single TC16 not at least fail on us once, even after they said they "fixed" it
johnpc know several bots that => typically male
johnpc, hmm so the rest of us => stopped from using the latest software by people who dont want to upgrade
johnpc, where => you?
join // indicates: you => 
jolly ranchers => evil
jolt_cola mean we => testing an SGI origin 10000
jon, => you testing for perl/python/java directly followed by sucks/rules?
jon, did you know there => almost know decent graph algorthm modules in CPAN?
jon, if your users => like typical users, "reverse" would probably be sufficient.
joseph and q[merlyn] => both happy.  q[merlyn] could have written more, but q[merlyn] didn't.
joseph and tc => about the same age.
jpinyan -> the bots => on to you.  They don't like to be abused.
jpl and perl and java => joined at the nipple, crab.
jsd's favorite bugs => the ones that DON'T show up in the debugger
jsd, cause counters => soooo KeWl!!
jt_vibes, you => in Phoenix?
jumbali, => you talking about his CGI scripts?
just as long as all the lines => trippled.
just ask it. "hey, => you tainted?"
just be sure you => not using @array in a list context, or else this will return the contents of the list.
just because there => few alternatives doesn't mean something isn't horrible!
just because you => paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
just curious.. you => always here no matter what time jerji come on. :)
just curious... hey! those => the same initials as......
just cuz you => in Texas, fimm...
just don't be a klb ... you => kinda close to it ...
just for the session you => running?
just like math phds => no longer of this earth, neh?
just like we => being overrun with eastern European virus writers.
just out of curiosity, => strings neccessarily contigious in memory?
just plan on telling them they => limited to X, Y, Z choices of ftp software.
just read her cfids page. what => you planning?
just saw you => missing ;, gears?
just so some important ones => still there.  :)
just some of them...there => *many* more
just tell them that you => reprogramming their DNA and don't worry about it. :)
just text, but there => some control codes
just the brackets => missing in the second
just the legends => enough. :-)
just the maes => getting saturated
just use a space (unless you => using /x)
just wanna make sure you => not someone q[merlyn] has to recall a history about. :)P
just what => the numbers again?  a hex of the ip or something?
just when you => thinking of quitting your job!
just who you => voting for? Oh, well!
justice dept told m$ they => not to force manufactureres to distribute IE until further notice
jvc do believe you => right.
jvc, man pages => your friends
jvc, you => smoking the buddha. :-)
k boxes => big
k thanks guys. you => alwasy helpfull
k, so the orieley [sp?] books => the best? trustno_1 know a little c++ but got lost on the pointers/references {self taught so ???}
k-maps => a cinch
k0re and sk3w3r => kewl
k0re, you => looking for #cgi or #perlweb, two doors down, take a left, first room on your right.
k5 cpus => great, they really are.
k6 fpus => still superior to the Pentium ones, as I understand.
k6's => fine at math-intensive from what i've heard, but i'm fuzzy on the details, fimmtiu
k6's clock rates => actual, not P-equiv
k6s => better than pentiums, and about equivalent to ppros for integer math
kain, [] => for arrays, {} are for hashes
kb or k => normally used to represent kilobytes, while Kb or k represents kilobits.
kb or k => normally used to represent kilobytes, while Kb or k represents kilobits.
kc's machines at home => 
keep in mind there => three days, ~4.5 hours each
keep in mind, we => limited to 25 bans per channel.
keepers of cpan => going to make an index to the precompiled modules sometime soon, ^Pudge think.
keith and che: => you both using sirc?
keith i think swiss unis => worse
keith there => Perl regexes which cannot be represented with an NFA
keith, => you drinking too?
keith, you => lucky, what if your name were a möbius strip
keithw think the apostrop'hes => more funny when completely inappropriately place'd, do'nt you? :-)
keithw, you => trying to start a dicksize war are you? We had one just the other night.
kenn]... what planet => you from?
kents, it depends on what you => trying to do.
kernel compiles => bottlenecked by disk I/O.
ketchup? what => you doing to these women?
kevin, you => an idiot
keyboard shortcuts in frames => severely broken, whereas they worked fine in earlier versions
keys => 
keys just => not in the right place
keys themselves => used for ordering
kick ass. :) => you helping/hindering/phreaking it?
kick ass. what state => you in again?  ;->
kick messages => funny, especially when you kick Freedonians with teeny shoes.
kicks => spoken, too.
kids => still ignorant when they get out of high school.
kil, => you on a Macintosh?
kilby there => probably programs that do that that you could rip, too.
kill and %sig => in the manpages. Do you need more info than that?
kills => alphabetical, like he's just running down the list..
kind that => impressed by "i'm a published author"
kinda hard to do that when you => reading a book.
kinda. see, a lot of things => still up in the air about how the two boxes will work together.
king's x rules! they => totally awesome live!
kirby's => damn good vacuums though.
kj, you => doing great :-)
kjj and tile => using primenet.
kjj doubt if they => using a perl+IMAP solution
kjj pitchers => ok, but batters are off limits
kjj wonder if there => poor shmucks out there trying to write an MTA in java
kjj's grey hairs => just a strong as kjj's regular hair - plucking them tends to make kjj's eyes water
kjj's two dns servers at work => 'pinky' and 'thebrain'
kjj, if you => a big enough "corporate partner, HP will bend over for you".
klaruz -> references => powerful, but with power comes temptation.
klbs => leading each other into the swamp!
klingons => best served cold for revenge.
kn1ght, what => you trying to do?
knowledge and criticism => related.
koalas => marsupials
kobaz don't think there => spaces
kobaz you => still in the faq zone
kobaz, you => aware that perl comes with documentation, and that many fine books are available on the topic
kpinyan => you saying when su8q enter at the prompt su8q should enter c:\\
krish, you => welcome to port MacPerl :-)
kvt's => alright.  thats about it.
kybiog, i guess regexps => normally used for true/false values
kybiog, what class => you tying to?
lab machines => all screwed up
labels => EVIL
laloo, the sens => gonna crush em.
lamers => observing the channel rules.
lamers in #virc => daring eachother to register kiddie porn domains
language constructs => quite similar in PHP and perl
languages you're parsing => 
laptops => too bulky
large manuals => cumbersome!
large manuals => cumbersome!
large monolithic companies => difficult to manage and employ.
large monolithic companies => difficult to manage and employ.
large monolithic companies => difficult to manage and employ.
large monolithic companies => difficult to manage and employ.
larger files => more off, up to around 3K off for a 50K file
larry's camels => for sale?@!?
larry's camels => for sale?@!?
last chance vyper ... or you => gone for good!
last four digits => the file size TeKeeLa guess...  how could TeKeeLa strip off the last four digits
last i heard a junior admin => in the high $29K and Junior Admin with College degrees are in the low $40k dependin on the company.
last numbers => the rights you open it with.,..
last two => blocksize things ok
last two in brackets => supposed to be ascii, specifically, 01/27/982
last two wt columns => all about it
last, next and redo => four letter words.
late? what timezone => 
later books => hard reading
latest docs => in the modules... 
latest linux devel kernels => egcs-clean (2.1.69, maybe broken in 2.1.72, iirc...)
latest versions => lubricated, but not ribbed
latter examples => easy to understand because they are all part of quoted strings
laws => largely to protect the stupid
lawyers => like nukes.
leading empty fields => kept.  trailing empty fields are discarded.
leading slashes => much nicer
leap seconds => not added regularly.
leap years => of greater concern when offering a 60*24 type simplification
learn english. there => no *'s in what.
learning and reasoning => signs of ai in cackle's outlook
learning perl/programming perl => hard
learning tools => legit...
led think sunos and solaris => a tie
led, high school kids => running linux boxes. There's a difference.
legal for fgetfl/fsetfl => those supported by open(2)
legal xyz => [ngpw]
lej -> heh heh. bankicks => 
lej -> most people => mature enough to make their own decisions at about age 25 or 30.
lej -> uhh yes, but if you => going to use LWP eventually anyway what's wrong with letting it do the grunt for you?
lej -> we => not talking about Tom behind his back.
lej -> what => those?
lej -> why => you not using LWP?  Using C or something?
lej -> yes amagosa know. why => you doing that?
lej .. how => things down under?
lej and rudefix - => you guys programmers? 
lej don't think you => kidding, lej just don't think they will break up
lej hate keyboards that => just plain wrong ;-)
lej hope you => not serious ... lej has heard people talking like that in movies, but hoped it was some sick scriptwriter's fantasy.
lej said "hey, you know, macs => trashy, and the Briuns aren't doing too well recently.  So it must really suck to like both of them."
lej said "hey, you know, macs => trashy, and the Briuns aren't doing too well recently.  So it must really suck to like both of them."
lej should go read "surely you => joking mr. feynman"
lej so => there standard cache warm routines? or do you have to make them custom all the time?
lej think you => misunderstanding what the brackets will do in that context
lej'd say you => wrong tho mate ... lej has got this connected to a nuclear clock in the next room
lej's's => kept within all child blocks
lej, => you babbling?  you could have done that on one line...   ;)
lej, but x clients => so much more fun.  xemacs has prettier colours that way.
lej, hahaha what's => you doing?
lej, here => the sasl mechanisms registered at iana: kerberos_v4, gssapi, skey, external, cram-md5, anonymous
lej, how close => you to sydney?
lej, how far => you getting? i had to turn off passive mode to get a 'dir'
lej, well, you => doing fine, just wait a year till they don't go out any more
lej, what => you trying to do??
lej, what's the album you => 
lej, where in oz => you?
lej, you => welcome, and next time use less caffeine (will cut down on the bouncing index finger)
lejjj believe lej and lejj => 
lembit, rudefix think you => right
lembit, there => flags that control that behaviour - check sendmail's op doc
lemme ask this: what gear => they using for it?
leolo -> microsoft spaces => Bad, Unix spaces are good.
leolo where => you?
leolo why => you using ::ZZ instead of just ZZ?
leolo why => you using ::ZZ instead of just ZZ?
leolo why => you using ::ZZ instead of just ZZ?
leolo's finger-tips => all chewed up from playing guitar
leolo's point exactly. they => fscking doomed
leolo, => you american, or just northamerican?
leolo, i guess there => some people on this channel who like you or something
leolo, most of us here => feelthy Anglos, i think.  sorry.  :)
leolo, so => they supposed to be in Berkely DBMs?
leolo, the 2 pop thingees => in libnet and POP3Client
leolo, there => two famous quotes from Cool Hand Luke (one of Paul Newman's best movies) ...
leolo, those => already built in. It's a Mac, remember?
leolo, what => you saying?
leolo, why => you preferring to keep the hours in a hash as opposed to an array?
leolo; what => DBI and DBD?
lerk don't believe they => mutually exclusive, Nerd U Life == 0, But Geek U Life != 0
lerk suspect you => right
lerk think you => right
lerk's little kids => evil
lerk, => you on p5p?
lerk, hammers => not a good cat deterrent. Trust fimmtiu.
lerk, if they => just nerdy and not look stereotypically nerdy..i can see your point. 
lerk, it looks like you => coming around to [petey's way of thinking.
lerk, there => ODBC drivers in linux?
lerk, you => in AZ??
let france bitch. what => they going to do to us?
let rudefix guess... you => not the lucky recipient?
let's see whether people => better about it when the novelty has worn off.
let's see... what => your webserver options for Windows... IIS.  Anything else?
let's step back. you => doing @a = ; correct?
lets say those => plain logfiles
letters => nice, because they can modify [instead of just replacing] things.
leverage -> you => using it wrong.
leverage, *guns* => loaded. Arrays aren't.
lex vars => faster than package vars.
lexical vars => secret.
lexicals => faster; if it doesn't have to be global, use "my" and make it lexical.
lh, you => 
libertarians => cool......
libertarians often => confused with crypto-anarchists
libertarians often => confused with crypto-anarchists
libraries => a wonderful new invention.
libraries and bookstores => good places to start.
libraries it links => probably 80% assembler
library versions => a pain
libs and apps => in, starting on Docs
licensing terms on qt => pretty harsh.  ChipDude'd rather contribute to Gnome than Qt.
life fsck's, then you => kill -9'ed
lift tickets for 7 hours => $36 at meadows.
lift tickets for 7 hours => $36 at meadows.
lightning bugs => so neat.
lightning strikes close by => hell
like "all booleans => evaled in scalar context, then converted to strings"
like all green people => guilty no matter what?
like executions and appeals => cheap
like i said, people => used to fighting against programming languages.
like i said, we => 2 physical hops from the QIX
like if you => doing accounting... updating both the transaction record *and* the general ledger
like joebloe said, lamers => germs, they're everywhere
like people => all identical or something. :)
like regexps => 
like suns => much better.
like they => going to bad mouth ANS
like you => creating circular references
like, how many words => we talking about? How big's your data?
like, how many words => we talking about? How big's your data?
like, how many words => we talking about? How big's your data?
like, how many words => we talking about? How big's your data?
like, you => encoding the attachment, then glomming it on the message, then encoding that.
like, you know, "things that => different should look different"
limitations => that it basically stringifies every value in the first level of the multilevel hash.
line breaks => valid though
line numbers => just fine. jjohn love Green on Black too. Sweet
lines 16 through 20 => really handy for logging messages to a
lines => still there
lines => still there
lines => still there
lines => still there
lines in dos files => terminated with 
lines with (--) => from probing the video card, right?
links => prolly broken, i ripped it off of yahoo.  *shrug*
linux 2.0.31 and previous => vulnerable to teardrop, and versions earlier than 2.0.32 are vulnerable to F00F on intel CPUs.
linux and ntloader => a real pain in the ass; particularly if you recompile the kernel.
linux boxes anyway, the sgi's => sorta in their own little universe..
linux boxes anyway, the sgi's => sorta in their own little universe..
linux boxes anyway, the sgi's => sorta in their own little universe..
linux boxes anyway, the sgi's => sorta in their own little universe..
linux distributions => more & more getting behind
linux docs => 
linux ones => pretty linux specific :)
linux penguins => at http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/
linux penguins => at http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/linux/
linux-ppc and mklinux => both still around.
linux/bsd &tc => *nix that run on Intel as well as Slowlaris
linuxthreads => working well for me so far, though I haven't actually fired up mySQL yet.  make installing now
lipo tomorrow.... nerves => starting to kick in
lisp programmers => just confuse-ed
list you => 
lists => tricky
literal tabs => evil.
lith, yes, and they => deemed similar to a public utility.
lithp programmers => thilly
little kids => evil.  My brother and Andrew tricked Anthony into drinking a glass of water they got from amagosa's fish tank.
little kids => evil.  My brother and Andrew tricked Anthony into drinking a glass of water they got from amagosa's fish tank.
little things => important to them.
live logfiles => about 30MB.
llama and camel overall => good, just not as good as they could be
llamas => easy to frighten
loads above 7 => eeevil
lobatomies => okay, but *trachiatomies . . . well, ahem . . . 
local calls => 25c flat rate
local channels => handy, and low impact
local sprint/paranet offices => talking to me. That could be a neat gig, but I'm sure if I want to consult, even through a company.
local sprint/paranet offices => talking to me. That could be a neat gig, but I'm sure if I want to consult, even through a company.
local sprint/paranet offices => talking to me. That could be a neat gig, but I'm sure if I want to consult, even through a company.
local sprint/paranet offices => talking to me. That could be a neat gig, but I'm sure if I want to consult, even through a company.
local variable => seen in any nested subroutines called
locales => the least interesting part of i18n -- languages are the hard part.
localized variables => global... it gets wierd.
lock files => kludgy
lockfiles => stupid.
log analysers => not too much of a resource hog if done right
log analysers => not too much of a resource hog if done right
log analysers => not too much of a resource hog if done right
log analysers => not too much of a resource hog if done right
log file time stamps => showing 2035
log of errors which => occuring on the system
logfiles => a much better indication oof that
logical newlines => still simply "n".
logs => pre-generated.  They look like...
loh and hoh => equal in difficulty, khaos.
long filenames => probably the problem
long, whom => you calling "old" ?!?
longhair => you talking to etchen?
longhair if you => going to hack ssshd, at least make it *worth* the trouble by patching it to send you all pass phrases
longhair there => linux kernel anoncvs repositories, however, they are well hidden and ymmv wrt their accuracy
longhair where => you?
longhair, you => the same age as jjohn. Perhaps a year older? 
longhair> they => all 'nice' with X interfaces and network aware and stuff
longhair_ has a feeling spaces => being trimmed.  heh
longhair_ has no idea what you => trying to do
longhair_ think they french => mad because we have taken so much from them.  French fries, french toast, french vanilla ice cream, french kisses
longhair_, there => females on the interent, but Amy_ guess there's really no way to prove that to you
loof's other options => to store the parameters (which Loof don't want to do because so far there are 2 different screens...and possibly more later)
look => all those lines u typed
look who you => talking to.  Stupid_ need all the Common Sense Stupid_ can get.
looks liek you => right
looks like india and pakistan => headed for nuclear war.
looks like india and pakistan => headed for nuclear war.
looks like india and pakistan => headed for nuclear war.
looks like india and pakistan => headed for nuclear war.
looks like most waite books => now out of print.  :-)
looks like the scripts => working well enough
looks like they => netcom or something.
looks like we => going to visit friends in eugene tonight
looks like you => after 'index', 'rindex' or 'substr'
looksliek you => not getting annoyed.
loose the "" around $dir, they => bad form and totaly unnecesary
lordladban, => you threatening me?
lorrie agrees that you => wonderful.
lorrie and \mjd => tempted to go see the James Bond movie just to see Michelle Yeoh.
lot of cookie applications => gonna start failing soon.
lot of existentialists => dead.
lot of isps => using the alternic registry too
lot of non-programmers => using BBEdit these days.  Of course, many of those would not know how to use grep, but they can do a straight search too.
lot of people => down on strftime(), preferring to muck with localtime() directly, but Roderick don't know why.
lot of performance utilities => written in it
lot of ppl => raising hell!!! (me included)
lot of ppl in this chan => cool and help people such as myself out - those who don't, don't.  fine by me.
lot of schools up there, which => you stuck with"?
lot of them => these days, perly-pat
lot of times they => all mixed.
lots of databases => extendable.....
lots of examples => available  on http://www.perl.com, in the man pages (man perl), etc.
lots of funds => doing 20% per year last year.
lots of new languagues => hiding what considered to be important just few years ago from programmers nowdays
lots of nice people i know => crackpots though  ;)
lots of people here => acquainted with the workings of Perl4.
lots of the color ones => Sony Trinitron tubes from when nobody could touch Trinitron
lots of them => pissed that '98 isn't out, and that there's very little indication of progress.
lots of vorsprung's friends => taking up golf
lotsa patches => not working of late on p5p.
lotta banks => on ORACLE financials - already 2000 compliant
lotteries => the worst bet you can make.
lotteries => the worst bet you can make.
lotteries => the worst bet you can make.
lotteries => the worst bet you can make.
love and criticisim => totally unrelated.
lovemongers => two of the chicks from heart.
loves octal and hex. they => much better than 'Cats'. Jjohn will see them again and again.
low-end pcs => actually quite nice, ever remeber seeing a Penti 200MMX lowe end?
low-end, high-end, mid-ranged => now based on price.
lowercase => reserved for pragmas
lowtechl variables => not interpolated inside of single-quoted strings.
lsd's => smallish boats that go just outside the breaking waves, sink their butts into the water, and the little troop carriers float out the back end.
lucci, you => 
lucent -> what the hell => you doing up at 4am?
lucent and livingston => two names for the same company?
lucidas => 
luckily there => no negative consequences from caffeine addiction
luckily, it's late, and you => gettling slow. :)
ludde => you here?
ludde luddites => people who smash power looms. They have declined since there are so few power looms to be found nowadays
ludde's programs => 
ludde, how old => you?
luigi, there => sometimes over half a dozen Perl book authors in #perl :)
lunglet, what => you tlaking about?
lusers => 
lusers => 
lwp (and presumable lwpng) => pretty full-on.
lynx imagemaps => nice, too.
lyre, even if you => correct, you'll get kicked if you continue.
m$ an intel => getting rich off the bigger checks, i'd rather give it too sun.
m$ programmers however => a horse of a different feather . . . :)
m$ programmers however => a horse of a different feather . . . :)
m$ programmers however => a horse of a different feather . . . :)
m$ programmers however => a horse of a different feather . . . :)
m$ systems => good games machines.
m$mips => the number of times per hour that you get the BSOD.
m//g and m/\g../g => very handy if you want to write parsers.
mac == cheap machines that => fucking fast
mac addresses => 
mac os apps that => "tuned up" to a subset of the toolbox (called Carbon) will run under Rhapsody.
macadameia nuts => GONE!
macintosh homeys => gettin' ready to REGULATE on #perl
macintosh homeys => gettin' ready to REGULATE on #perl
macintosh homeys => gettin' ready to REGULATE on #perl
macintosh homeys => gettin' ready to REGULATE on #perl
macintoshes => very nice
macos => like tacos, only more English
macperl memory limitations => what prompted File::Sort
macros => something ChipDude has not pondered much.
macs => pretty bomb proof
macs in console mode => 
madgebane, => you seeding the random number generator?
mag, what books => you learning Perl from?
magic words => squeamish ossifrage.
mail spools => evil
maildir => so much nicer for preventing corruption
mainframes => some larger than PC's.
mains gus and cable => similar things really
major dieties => 
major dieties => 
major religions => indeed viruses of the mind :-)
majority of computer users => idiots
majority of users => teens, IMO.
make it a sparc and we => set for a long time
make manifest and make tardist => very helpful.  Documented in ExtUtils::MakeMaker
make sure that you => working on what you think you are working on, tho.
make sure the canned goods => within the expiration date next time, mjd.
make sure the config files => not writable by bad people.
make sure they => matching dominoes
make sure who you => connecting as can see that table.
make sure you => not adding more single quotes to the quoted string :)
make_db and dumb_db => part of the infobot source
make_db and dumb_db => part of the infobot source
make_db and dumb_db => part of the infobot source
make_db and dumb_db => part of the infobot source
maketh sense.... these ppl => complex little bastards, aren't we  ;)
making passes, => we?
making sense you => not
makk => there precedents of anyone before you having left the company alive?
malcom and tim => the stage managers making sure that everything runs smoothly (right!)
malicious hackers => what are wrong with computers... Damn people stealing VyPER's password and getting VyPER in trouble.
mammals => characterized by hair and mammary (milk) glands.
mammals => characterized by hair and mammary (milk) glands.
man => we.
man docs => free, and most books are useless (except ORA, of course)
man pages => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/index.html or somewhat out of date
man pages you should read => perlre and perlfunc.
man pages, for instance, => from 5.004 beta...
man people => lazy! :>
man sense of humors => lacking THIS evening!
man the rules in here => narrowing down to little talking at all.. :) could write a book with the titles contents
man those => some hulking httpd kids
man, #perl people => such tight asses. :)
man, => we still on about that? Wow. 
man, people here sure => concerned about what version of irc void__ use...
man, perl threads => *so cool*! And now that I can do locking, they're even cooler...
man, you => going to make fimmtiu have to open a telnet window now? So much trouble. :-)
man, you guys => a lot better than #C
man....these assholes => tuckpointing tmtowtdi's apartment building during tmtowtdi's bedtime :-(
man...you => selling a strong case
management => trying to keep me away from it - but I just know I'll be called in in the end.
managers => *much* more interested in having a hard date that they can count on than they are in getting the thing done as soon as possible.
mandrake -> amagosa know you => going to make Eirc for amagosa with your extra time, right? :)
mandrake btw => you up to an E-related comment?
mandrake guess there => enough around that you can pick up for a few bucks
mandrake take it you => mucking around, too? :)
mandrake, stup where => you going -from-?
mandrake, that means you => on the net at 45 mbit (a t3), right?
manpages => included in every release of perl, about 1,000 typeset pages.  Subunix systems may only have them as HTML.
many => non-restaurant smoke.
many are, but lambics => characterized by their brewing style: open tubs where the local yeasts can fall in as they may.
many cgi questions => just rather basic and usually result in an RTFM reply
many famous people => from oregon
many more => outlined in the manpages
many of them => circumventing idle timeouts with ICQ, irc etc.
many people => scoping out \mjd's kool Perl pages.
many people who get fucked => in fact steroid-pumping.
many things => a good deal simpler in Perl.
many things in perl => that way,.
many things of mail => dumb
map and grep => functional
map/grep => allowed, for for/foreach/while/until are not, right?
marines => always the first ones to be killed.
marketers => not ruining the web.  they do nothing we do not allow.
marsbars => good.. ;
martha and the angel => one way, but martha and the devil are both another way?
martina and venus => playing tonight :)
martina and venus => playing tonight :)
martina and venus => playing tonight :)
marvels at the people who => amzed that perl can do such trivial things (especially when those things are plainly documented in the manual or FAQ!)
mass religions => training wheels for the masses.
massd -> even worse, you => not even a programmer.  Shoo!
match number: "hashes => good approximations", not "hashes are a good approximation".  maybe.  the current phrasing sounds strange to me.
matching pairs => ones that aren't the same char
math geeks => cool. nocarrier used to be one (Mu Alpha Theta baby)
mathematicians => really angry, because when they look at the alien mathematicas, they think the *aliens* are a bunch of crackpots.
matju hmm if you => intensified into bash.
mato => rhapsody and Be enthusiasts
matt and selina => married?
matt's scripts => perl done poorly.  We do not recommend them.
matt__ -> how => 
matt__ know, you => randal
mawid, why => you calling the socket thing with typ=sock_stream? Shouldn't need to. According to Puma and jjohn's own experiements
maxtor => very good
may as well if you => a ways away from finishing it.
may be some other arguments => wrong?  hmm
may people here => very good at perl
maybe 11 if the lines => r\n terminated
maybe 43 => not new
maybe all those values => pointing at the same item.
maybe because you => a good programmer?
maybe it would think the [ ] => delimiters...
maybe later kernels => different.
maybe not, but you => going way overboard yourself here too.
maybe our browers => smoking crack together, fimm?
maybe rob pike thinks you => actually Brian Kernighan?
maybe see if they => perl, and have lines ending in ^M
maybe the commands => just overloading the drive, or...?
maybe the messages => being funneled in from an alternate universe somehow.
maybe the newsmedia => all just a fraud, perpetuating each other in a vile game of you-scratch-my-back-and -I'll-sell-yours
maybe the shadows => right.
maybe there => different techniques for acheiving this than getting another creator code
maybe they => just doing it so someone else will pay for new network stuff :)
maybe those => not their original names
maybe those extra characters => in the data?
maybe you => not using those properly.
maybe your *eyes* => virgin. :)
maybe, => you sure you want printf there?
maybe, depends... => you running with -w and use strict?  it may illuminate things
maybe, if you => on the right operating system.
maybe, maybe not. there => lots of porn sites out there.
mayberry, both 'or' and '||' => logical or operators in perl
mcj2a -> corn => worse
md5, lwp, datamanip, etc. => good
meaning s/^s*//; and s/^s*//g; => the same
meaning your keys => 2d
meaningful lyrics => irrelevant.
means you have and still => ....
meant in x server and client => not really reversed.
mega warhead... those things => sour.
megaho => you live?
members => good.
memory leaks => all gone. :)
memory locations => one kind of address.
men => microwave ovens, women are crock pots.
men in the white coats => your friends
menhirs => the things that hold up lintels.
mer, aliases => funny things.
mer, there => no other internal perl hackers that come to #perl?
mer, when => you coming to Boston, on a Thursday?
mer, where => ya?
mer, you => 
merkins => pubic hairpieces or slang for "americans"
merkins => pubic hairpieces or slang for "americans"
merl what metro => you near, do you know?
merl, => you looking for the coveted 'Nacregis' title? ;)
merl, how much damgaes => you paying to Intel?
merl, how the hell => you besides that? ;)
merl, you => very very wrong.
merlyn - => 
merlyn => you really that old now? 20 years out of high school?
merlyn and lzh => ops in there...
merlyn glad to hear that you => getting *somebody* off
merlyn how old => you and how long you been programming?
merlyn you look like you => wearing contacts in all those pics or something
merlyn's ping times => dropping...still 115 seconds though
merlyn, => you going to drag Larry when you come over next? :)
merlyn, it's cause you => a geek
merlyn, the folks on #gimp => very excited that you are building gtk and gimp :)
merlyn, there => some larger
merlyn, these => eerie
merlyn, we => going to a pimp and ho party tonight...want to join us?
merlyn, what => grafix? :)
merlyn, what on earth => you reading from?  or are you making this up?
merlyn, where => you staying for E3?
merlyn, you => 3s from Tkil at the moment.
merlyn/larry/tom's royalties => substantial, trust joebloe
merlyn> so they => kinda like "weight watchers"
message yeehaw if you => good with modules
messages from you => saying #Perl, from archon they say #perl
messages sent in that way => quite different from /MSG nick.
methinks they => 
methinks you => confused.
metrons => crap - fakes... Actually the metrons are Clint Howard!
mgardner, as long as you => not doing string handling or regexes, you should be fine in C. ;)
mice => 
mickem, sounds like you => ready for joebloe's book
mickem, you => welcome. Do look into the aforementioned module. It will save you pain.
micr's => perl hakkers too!
microsoft and nbc => partners (seperate companies)
microsoft employees => not evil... just lousy programmers 
microsoft software products => commendable, it's the OS's that leave a lot to be desired
middle books => more interesting.
migraines => very naughty, i'm lucky that i've only had five or six so far in arkuat's life (they started at age 29 or so)
mike and ken => gonna be in Atlanta next week
mike_ what kind of files => we talking about?
miles => stupid too.
milli vanilli => famous for winning a song writing award then confessing that they didnt in fact write any of their material
mime modules => available on CPAN for Base64, UU, gzip64, etc...
mimsy, you => a fool.
mind if longhair- ask if you => really 58?  different age groups may have a different take on this
mind you peaple => still playin with this new meme.
mine => two years, and the soles are shot
mine fields => novice hostile :-)
mine too. but the jets => angled that way.
mines => a lot easier when you are running around as a grey dragon. :-)
minorities => only minorities until they stop declaring so and join the rest of society.
mirc llamas => supposed to get an autowarning once, then their hostmask goes into the don't version these people again list
mircers => mostly windows users who wouldn't know what a man page was if it came up and bit them on the ass.
misaka, => you talking about race conditions?
miss jackson if you => nasty
missiles => on their way
mjd they => ..
mjd, => you going to be speaking at TPC?
mjd, you => kidding, right? (my sarcasm meter's broken)
mmbt => wicked pissa.
mmm, => you a doctor, Ludde? ;)
mmm, what little troll => you talking about, Lem>?
mmm. both weekends => cool for jjohn
mmm. hotels in silly valley => $200+ a night.
mmmm, perlembed. you => a better man than I, Gunga Winkola.
mmmm, perlembed. you => a better man than I, Gunga Winkola.
mmmm, perlembed. you => a better man than I, Gunga Winkola.
mmmm, perlembed. you => a better man than I, Gunga Winkola.
mod_perl questions => usually okay around here.
modems => just tweaked tty's.  :-)
modems i think => 75bps
moderating tools => a pain.
modern computers => said to be "Von Neumann architectures".
modern oses => moving away from crypt to things like Blowfish
modern technology, man... cars => made out of silly-putty now
modifiers => at the end of m// and s///
mods => better than midi
modules => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/modules/
modules reference books => rehash pretty much
modules reference books => rehash pretty much
moldy> => 
mongers => not affiliated with TPI.
moogles => cute little fuzzy things with wings
more complicated ones => difficult to ask and answer on irc
more idiots => showing up in #c by the second. :)
more importantly, => willing to answer such questions
more importantly, why => you using a goto?
more people => using redhat though.
more points of view => *always* preferable.
more than 4 and you => kicked.
more to the point, what => you trying to do?
morning vors, how => 
morning. you really => from down under :-)
morons => not exempt from doing good things.
most "capitalists" => not that.  They're Oligarcists (sp).
most (90%+) of web questions => silly
most 16-year-olds => far less experienced and seasoned than 28-year-olds
most 4gl's => probably 'Very High Level Languages', as well.
most => simple to phreak
most anime => only ~4 FPS
most arrays => 0 base
most aussies => sheep with social lives.  You play several musical instruments, evidently speak multiple languages, are quite good a programmer, and have zero social life (=
most beginners => 
most beginners => 
most bots => programmed defensively: when in doubt, kick.
most c programs => executable, and don't have exts
most c-ish things => 
most canadians => though
most cards => visa these days aren't they?
most dates in unix => in seconds-since-the-epoch.  when you have that, you can use localtime() or gmtime() to convert to human-readable dates.
most default kernels => bloated.
most defaults => okay.
most games => sorta sequential, you earn the better equipment when you need it
most global variables => only global to the namespace they're defined in
most guns in norway => rifles and shotguns
most if efnet's irc servers => 
most kj's => savvy
most men looking for women, => begging to god to have her call ASAP :)
most mp3's on the net => copywrited material.
most mp3s => better 'n FM quality.
most nicks with "hack" in them => pretty lame.
most nt systsm => like, pentium pro or better ;9
most of 'em => using windblows software so you won't even hae the stomach to do the tech support yerself... ;-)
most of pipehiker's keys => upper.
most of rootbeer's responses => friendly, but useless
most of the anglicized things => 
most of the clientele => from the college anyway
most of the entries => 0.
most of the people here => probably trustworthy enough to install it for you.  who knows if they will give up the access though
most of the perl questions => answered with:  (1) use CGI.pm.  (2) read the documentation.
most of the us hockey players => good guys.  a few are assholes.
most of those => O'Reilly books, I believe :)
most of those c/c++ jobs => on Windoze platforms though too.
most of us => 
most ora books => still *half* the price of what MCP and others are charging
most people => not as clued in or paranoid/conspiracy minded as we are.
most people presume all args => pass-by-value
most people presume all args => pass-by-value
most people presume all args => pass-by-value
most peoples' enjoyments => driving fast cars, skiing down slopes, taking cruises, eating expensive food, living in nice houses.
most peoples' enjoyments => driving fast cars, skiing down slopes, taking cruises, eating expensive food, living in nice houses.
most phones => already metered.
most printers => probably inside firewalls...
most servers => configured for PING (in the irc2 sense, see rfc1459) timeout values between 240 and 600 seconds.
most tech support issues => 1) Installation troubles or 2) easily solved by online documentation and virtually free online guide members
most users => invisible too. So you will have to connect to each channel
mostly win95, but there => 
mot people into rpg's and such => *strange* at lej's age and older. as amagosa says
mother and child => doing well. A national holiday has been announced,
moties => about to meet with the humans to agree on trade and other stuff
motorola and 3com => doing cross-licensing with their analog modem patents.
mounties => the ladies
mousetraps => baited with free cheese
mousetraps => baited with free cheese
mousetraps => baited with free cheese
mp3's => warez. for the most part
mp3s => cool.
mpe's => mpeg1 layer 3, as amagosa understand.
mpeg3 channels => the best place amagosa can think of to get mp3 site addresses.
mr_w> no not at all. we => the slacker family :)
mr_white ... all questions => answered at that site.
mr_white. what => you talking about?
mrs. smith and mrs. jones => both very upset, and the funeral services are coming up in thirty minutes.
mrsolo assuming they => all following the rules with no problem whatsoever :>
mrsolo guess gameplays => harder to do right than graphics
mrsolo think they => 4 or 5th largest ld carrier?
mrsolo think you => having problem with DBD
mrsolo, => you thinking of B?
mrsolo, also, what => you using for raids/
mrsolo2 -> => you sure? 
mrsolo2 guess if you => some sort of admin that's unavoidable
mrsolotoo guess they => really short on engineers around bay area
mrsolotoo's transactions => rather simple though
ms and intel together => bigger than the whoel dow.  good for ms.
ms lawyers => going to say that the latest version of Windows cannot be distinct from IE, and so they are asking MS to do what it cannot reasonably do.
ms products => not dominant in every area, no.
ms' everything => vulnerable
ms-tnef attachments => multipart/mixed - that makes me want to kill someone
msgs => showing up oddly
msn's nameservers => vulnerable
msql and mysql => different dbs?
mtas => required by RFC to insert new Received headers ABOVE all others
mud bots => 
muds => cool.
muffins => usually made with wholemeal flour- and contain things like fruit, or chocolate chips
mulder and sculley => lovers. ;)
multi-line code pastes => frowned upon.
multiline pastes => kickbait
multiple configuration files => annoying. and the menus made from subdirs/files
multiple sources => a good thing.
muncher guess they => just open-minded
muncher. rumors of your death => greatly exaggerated. :-)
murr and pudge => discussing how to run the binary archive.
murr dare hazard they => running an M/H/1 operation
murr how => you?
murr suppose mtg cards => something like "Troll Clusterfuck"
murr suppose you => talking about liberal Mark not NASA Mark?
murr, so what => the meanings of the different modes?
murr, we => hawking MacPerl at WWDC.  Kewl.
murr, you => still in your mad scientist phase?
murr. => you sure on that?
musicians => RICH.
muskr's processes => becoming zombies & sucking up PIDs.
mutiny they => not
mutual funds => boring.
muze cdrom subscriptions => pricy. was fun to scam off of their oracle tables
mx records => done right too :)
mxv, where => the perl documentation files you're referring to found?  What I've gotten off the Internet has been html stuff.
my biaries => 
my boss and i => both walking around the office muttering curses at things.
my boxen => vulnerable
my efforts to learn sql => going well.  I finally figured out how the priviledges/authentication work.
my favorite => those who send background images for the HTML mime encoded mails.
my host, user, and db tables => consistantly being corrupted when I reboot.
my jeans => made from one item too: denim.
my macros => INVINCIBLE!
my materials => easier to follow.  less dense.
my parents => coming over for dinner.
my parents => coming over for dinner.
my parents => coming over for dinner.
my parents => coming over for dinner.
my question is, => the results of that query returned to $sth?
my records => only 100 bytes.. and those are broken down into fields on average of 4 or 8 bytes.
myrdraal hope you => not talking about GIMP :)
mysql and postgresql => free or semi-free SQL databases with good Perl support.
mysql, minisql and postgresql => all free.  Install them, play with them, test them and make a decision.
mysql, minisql and postgresql => all free.  Install them, play with them, test them and make a decision.
mysql, minisql and postgresql => all free.  Install them, play with them, test them and make a decision.
naa, lions => basically a weak team.
naah. tvs => 
nac murr hope they => at least compatibily oriented in their love interests
nachos => perfect at the cheese/salsa/sour cream triple point
nacregis wonder if they => lying.
nah ... all solutions => technical ones ... even if the problems are social   ;-)
nah these => just prints.
nah, deaner, negativland => the ones that take themselves too seriously  ;)  ;)  (j/k of course)
nah, these => the only electronic guys that I enjoy listening to, actually
nah, those in lerk's colloquy => derogatory
nah, we => going to eliminate income tax.  :D
nah. just let you => nails grow.
nah. which ip address => you coming from?
nam, if you => calling a function defined in the package and not bound to the class, you may need to 'use a::b' to do a::b::c
named pipes => like normal pipes, but can be used between unrelated processes.  Since apache can start a process on the other end of a pipe for you, you don't need them.
namespaces => goofy (although this has improved recently Fletch think)
nantucket nectars => much good.
naps => good
narcotics => letting tchrist type.
native data => restless
native gals => restless
natives => restless in cambridge tonight.
naturally, there => no Mac clients.
nature murr certainly hope you => referring to small, furry animals here
nature was going to say...you => rather helpful
nature was saying macs => pretty solid in refereing to security issues
nature, you => skeptical?
navel piercings i have heard => quite painful ... but I agree, they can look sexy. Personally, I like women plain and simple, no great amount of holes in'embesides what I would like to explore ;-)
navigate around.. you => going to hit the faq for winperl somewhere
naw, the drinking-laws => ultra-strict in boston
nay, lej. most cartoons => shot in 18fps.
nazis => good
nbrod => you whileing through the file on newlines
nbu, => you getting good information from Tkil or not?
nc, they => not new. ;)
nc, when => you coming to Ye Olde Boston?
nc, you => correct. jjohn wish perl had a way to directly play with the underlying hardware.
nc? you => fronting for the entire state of North Carolina?
nd delicate movements => MUCH harder with a trackpad or a trackball
ne2k's => everywhere, they seem to be the only card sold locally
neah, but if there => any more problems from funky users at rutgers.edu amagosa think amagosa'll reach out and touch someone.
neat : there => examples in the perldocs :)
neb, why => you concerned about speed?
need? no, there => few reasons to need windows.  Most are circular.
negatives => yours ... for a price.
negotiations => on
neither of them => spoken in polite comedy
neither of those => perl.
nested comments => illegal.
nested foreaches => entirely different
net distances => nasty sometimes
net installs => cool.  If you've the bandwidth, it's like installing via CD
net splits => messing up the topic
netscape announced they => going to give away source code for Communicator 5
netscape config stuffs => totally incompatible with apaches one though
netscape's jvm and jit => always the slowest.
netsplits => chances for assholes to take channels that dont belong to them.
netterm and crt => excellent.
netterm and crt => excellent.
netterm and crt => excellent.
netterm and crt => excellent.
netv, you => right, 9.95 (too many dead brain cells on this end)
networking issues => easily solved in registry, too.
networking libraries on cpan => 
networks => the domain of the soon to go insane
never mind ... you => invisible
nevermind then.. these => just frivalities, that would only be used in sadistic examples
nevermind, tkil see what you => doing.
new domain registrars => being established.
new editions => pretty good.
new new? or => you talking about bonk, boink etc
new office laptops => sweeter but i don't have one
new office laptops => sweeter but i don't have one
new starwars i hope => not as childish as the old ones where.
new toys => the greatest thing on the planet
newbies => crunchy and good with soy sauce.
newless cluebe => far to common on the web
newless cluebies => far far far to common on the web
newtons => intelligent! or dead. or very DEAD. or units of force
next apis => 
next argument: vendors => unable to sell anything but NT boxes, so they stop delivering anything else.
next few digits => 169399
next two => artifacts of the test suite.
next you => going to put Fortran down... 
nextstep apps => not Unix apps.
nfs and locks => bad mojo, what with NFS being stateless
nhl all-sta festivities => tonight!  woo-hoo!
nice to see you => into b&d
nick and server => harcoded
nickm, how => the dns queries isuued to the infobot?
nifty :) they => paying for you to go to Defcon amagosa hope.
niggies => another.
ninja_k, => you talking about the Eternity server?
nite. => 
nixhak, where => you using the double quotes?  you've lost me
nkotb and the backstreet boys => in the house
nntp-* => funcs, not commands.
no @ or %'s => taken yet
no apostrophe required. you => safe.
no because there => gaggles of quake lamers that ruin it for everyone, invariably.
no brain. if they => using mirc, they are using windows, therefore they are too dumb to use anything that takes brain power. it follows that they be lame.
no can do.. they => a major client
no carrier: you => meant to smush the breasts together to make one big one, dummy!
no i haven't. what => you up to?
no intel scsi cards => supported at all in R3.
no kidding. they => very cult-like.
no need for close if you => using <>
no no no rude, you => thinking of edgar winter.
no no, teratogen think they => more like little kidney stones
no one cares if you => AWAY
no one will pay if there => free alternative
no oznoid isn't that way. you => just making lame factoids.
no parties going on in az => there?
no prob, drforr, you guys => great for this kinda thing btw, thanks again
no problem. if you => ever in need of web hosting, come find amagosa :)
no real reason... the children => doing I/O on their own... I just don't wanna have extra files sitting aronud to manage if I don't have to.
no such luck they => still there.
no such luck they => still there.
no there => some others there I expect
no there isn't. both => errors without the closing quote.
no they => nt, more like 5%
no wait jsd think you => right.
no wait. constants => package scoped by default. so no need to qualify
no wait. constants => package scoped by default. so no need to qualify
no wait. constants => package scoped by default. so no need to qualify
no wait. constants => package scoped by default. so no need to qualify
no way! who => you IRL?
no way. lemmings => waay too intelligent for that.
no wonder nature's pockets => empty
no wonder summers => so hot.
no wonder you => getting hosed.
no you => not.
no!@! you => n0t the sloejack we all know!
no, $vars => single valued things (number or string) and @ are arrays.
no, *you* => fubaring the variable some how.  Show us the relevant lines (if it's no more than 3)
no, => you?
no, \mjd don't think you => required to backsalsh the {}.  It was \mjd's misunderstanding.
no, \mjd has no idea what you => talking about.
no, \mjd think you => right.
no, ^pudge think we => going to meet at grendel's to go to grendel's.
no, and neither => you -- rudefix hope.  :-)
no, because commas => legal in RFC822 addrs.  Tkil think.
no, bill-haters => pro-American (not necessarily pro-government), and are not necessarily pro-capitalism, but certainly aren't anti-capitalism.
no, boots => reserved for fairies.  everyone knows that fairies where boots, adn you've got to believe mandrake, cuz mandrake saw it mandrake saw it with mandrake's own two eyes
no, but questions about policy => against the channels policy.
no, but the audio files => all copyrighted/pirated.
no, but there => a few OOSQL implementations around.
no, but you => anyways. :-)
no, drforr, the -f entries => broken for get* and set* functions.
no, excite can do it, but => you going to manually exclude each pre-production title?
no, i guess there => some laptops with PIIs in them.  just very few.
no, i proved they => NP-C.
no, i proved they => NP-C.
no, just the =~ and !~ => binding operators
no, l-bomb think users => too stupid to realize that they will have two different passwords for two diffrerent things
no, lej, of course not. you => a good human being 
no, nickm know what you => talking about
no, no, no. the people here => generally very competant.
no, not all examples => stupid
no, not that. i meant where => you working now ... miliways?
no, perl man pages => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/manual/html/pod/index.html
no, pgp5.0 and pgp5.5 => available for MacOS in freeware and payware.
no, physchologists => just in need of money.
no, rod, they => apparently brought in by use SDBM_File; 
no, silly, i mean ulcers => an infection
no, some people => genuinely talentless
no, succubi => cool.
no, sun and sco => more than enough motivation. :)
no, tabs => a bad idea.
no, the channel hackers => spoofing all of us.
no, the keys => like 4 characters, and the values arent huge
no, the values => NOT hashes.  the value of a hash's key/value pair MUST be a SCALAR.
no, there => more.
no, they => shipping to Bomboze
no, though there => several ways to emulate it.
no, thursdays => one of the little things.
no, we => all listening to you in slack-jawed silence, soaking up your words
no, we can't, we => all impartial
no, we have a firewall. there => only 10 or so names visible to the outside world.
no, what => they.
no, women => spiteful, manipulative bitches.
no, you => NOT f'ing, and that's the problem!
no. $foo and $hash{foo} => now exactly the same
no. => we gonna talk about windows managers?
no. =~ and !~ => used for pattern matching.
no. but they => available in HTML
no. but they => available in HTML
no. but they => available in HTML
no. bytes => bytes.
no. check tucows. there => plenty.
no. io/socket.pm you => looking for.
no. its just a module. you => thinking the old perl4 oraperl and dbperl staticly linked stuff.
no. not unless you => willing to pay.
no. the particles => so light they don't fall
no. they => scalars which are references.  they are not references to scalars (which are rare enough that you should know what you are doing before you see those...)
no. toys => to be bragged about. :)
no. we => saying, the || operators acts in a counterintuiative and hardly useful way. That's a bug.
no. what => you trying to accomplish?  Overall.  Big picture.  Are you telnetting?  Are you ftping?
no. when you => an adult, you give lots of second chances.
no. you => reading in a single valued thing (a number), single valued things are called scalars and they are distinguished by a leading $ to the variable name.
noc, oh no! we => thrice cursed ( once for actually helping someone and two more times for the 'web' )
noc, oh no! we => thrice cursed ( once for actually helping someone and two more times for the 'web' )
noc, oh no! we => thrice cursed ( once for actually helping someone and two more times for the 'web' )
noc, oh no! we => thrice cursed ( once for actually helping someone and two more times for the 'web' )
nocarrier what => you doing here?
nocarrier what => you doing here?
nocarrier, => you alive?
nocarries .. and you => about to perform a human sacrifice on her
non-perl questions => allowed.
non-programmers => afraid of punctuation
non-sequitor's => COOL!
none of the links => letting me the the latest version of perl :(
none of them => inherently bad in ^Pudge's view.
none of those => "my" channels, chilly just have ops
none of tryne's nic's => lame
none of us => psychiatrists
none of us => psychiatrists
none. mjd: yes, map and grep => allowed, but not the others.
noone they => fubar misspelt and split apart 
noone, they => ficticious names for things used in examples
nope, alpha or powerpc => the way to go. :)
nope, the little boxes => still there
nope, they => numbers..
nope, you => right, you need the (). Thanks.
nope. there => already 1 too many
nope. these packets => going straight from Telstra to healey's gateway.
nope. what => you up for?
nope. you => typing MORE than q[merlyn] typed.
normal lists => simpler.
not "you => welcome"
not a clue, amagosa said there => 20 people that have access to select
not a faq... umm... those => just for setting static flags, AFAIK.
not all => old... We got an AIX sp machine for 1/2 Mill.
not all bots => 
not all clients => bots, though
not all constructors => called "new"  :-)
not all dbm's => created equal.
not all foos => alike
not all manpages => like the ones for dd
not all mircers => bad
not all newbies => ill manered cretins.
not all of them => bugged apparently..
not all our perls => recent enough to have it...
not all texts => #perl on irc
not all vars => 
not all win users => clueless
not arrays like you => thinking
not at all. nested maps => cool.  They don't have to be applied to /g matches in array context, though. :-)
not at the pace the telco's => moving at.
not bad when you => this tired ... 
not bad. how => things with you?
not enough people => focused on problems caused by embedded systems.
not hard. there => many examples around.  plus, you can bag a lot of tcl/tk code and convert it once you learn how the basics of ptk work.  it's elementary, actually.
not if they => actual programs. 
not if you => a theif.
not like mine => any better..but atleast perl...get it...perl #perl html code..etc #html
not much... though things => 
not only our programmers => incompetent, we would be better off if we replaced the sysadmins by broomsticks.
not quite that large, but they => quite large.
not quite that large, but they => quite large.
not really. 0 and 1 => probably 32-bit integers
not really. => you a non-native speaker, frito?
not really... what usb periphs => out there right now?  any?
not so, arkuat. there => both .sircrc and .sircrc.pl files.
not sure what you => trying to do but you just overwrote a with b
not sure.. we => still working stuff out
not that initial assumptions => provable, that's kinda the whole point
not that meetings => such a good thing, usually.
not that tkil don't think you => right.  95% probability it's CGIish.
not the one that the binaries => in.
not things they => glad about
not to mention there => quite a few more subtle refs to _The_Prisoner_ in _Babylon_5_.
not to the point where they => abusive to contributors
not unless there => massive amounts of electircal interfence in the vicinity.
not very away, => you.
not very difficult if you => starting from scratch, but rather difficult if you have preexisting files and don't know which dbm library created them
not very qw[away], => you? :-)
not when any of the gurus => paying attention
not when they => close to uni ... and pay decently
not when you => adding new users it isn't
not yet, but there => a few people wanting to buy a program and put it on their own server,...
note that dbd::odbc and dbi => two different things...
note that if you => storing FILEHANDLES in an
note that there => a bevy of www-replicating perl scripts already available.
note that those => backticks...
note that we => well past RFC number 2000 now.
notes damn we => verboten
notes his ops => missing.
notes robots => being used in surgery
notes that cars => fscking expensive.
notes that ey and tile => jinxing each other tonight 
notes that his co-workers => jelous because he has not shared that secret with them and they all envy his WM ;)
notes that now that the nets => working, it's time for him to leave. (
notes that there => Tom Christiansen and Tom Phoenix now
notes that these => mostly to tom. )
notes that xpat2's sounds => ... scary.
notes the vultures => circling. )
notes we => verboten
notfinals => you wanting to write perl scripts extensible with other perl scripts? or are you wanting to extend emacs with perl scripts? your questions are ambiguous
notic> to imposter: you => being ignored - "Patch your machine and/or use /ignore."
notice he and elaine => almost made for each other
notices his hard drives => WAY too full
notices his initials => jp
notices paww and holo => not ops
notices that all seven => 'wants'
now -w and strict => happy, and foo returns 2.
now all we need => killfiles that really kill - Jamie Zawinski from someone else
now dogs, they => good, loyal pets.
now here you guys => ruining our reputation
now how => you priting it?
now if you => 
now if you => 
now lynx and ncftp => both broken
now m&ms => garish and ugly.
now people => TVIDEOing me
now people => TVIDEOing me
now rob pike's slides ... they => cool
now rootbeer know what you => talking about, at least! :-)
now that the annoying twits => gone.
now that there => free implementations
now that they => not longer bound, they have the potential to put out a viable product
now the feds => hungry for Intel blood: http://www.seattletimes.com/ptech/technews/intl_010898.html
now the keys => m// regexes
now there => 4 elements in @foo
now they => going to do the same thing with the devices formerly known as Newtons.
now things => getting restructured.
now those => interesting warnings
now those names => really diffuclt
now to see if there => any changes Tkil ought save from the screwed version.
now to see what parts of this => essential.
now we => getting someplace.
now what => the pag / dir files?  Anything special I should know about them?  Are they encrypted or anything?  Can they be read easy, I noticed they are a binary of some sort
now you => catching on!
now, *why* => 
now, => those hot sexy wet-girls, or hot sexy-wet-girls, or hot-sexy-wet girls?
now, => those hot sexy wet-girls, or hot sexy-wet-girls, or hot-sexy-wet girls?
now, => those hot sexy wet-girls, or hot sexy-wet-girls, or hot-sexy-wet girls?
now, => those hot sexy wet-girls, or hot sexy-wet-girls, or hot-sexy-wet girls?
now, jy, => we allowed to assume that there will never be a square bracket between square brackets? (Quoted somehow?)
now, the more perl machines => bought, the more each one becomes worth.  orwant like that.
now, what => the first 26 ascii characters?
nowadays there => things like ePerl and Embperl that give you very similar functionality using perl.
nowadays, there => mostly the regularly scheduled riots on May 1
np-hard problems that => in NP are called NP-complete.
nsi fees => A Good Thing [tm]
nt or linux? these => RJ-45's options. Linux would stop me from being able to do RJ-45's work, so NT it remains
nt? all bets => off
ntalk and ytalk => pretty good
ntperls => numbered by build or so
nude scenes => a dime a dozen
null characters => not valid in filenames
number as strings => numbers
number-6 doubt there => many capacitors that will tolerate 10,000 volts
number-6 doubt whether there => many questions that are not covered by that topic.
numbers => ucly
numbers to compare => the llast ones.
numeric and boolean contexts => always scalar.
nyquist see what you => getting at..
o good, the australians => here!  arkuat was wondering whether arkuat'd gotten netsplit again
o'reilly books => *the* best
o2's => nice.
o_rdonly, and o_rdwr => specified in POSIX.1.  SVr4 sup-
oasis => on an independent label
ob, for a newbie you => going pretty well :)
objects => the way to overengineer and confuse, at least at your level.
obscene dilberts => at http://ds.server.net/~blount/old/dilbert/
observes that they => "sort of" the same
obsessive-compulsive disorders => sometimes treatable :)
obviosly joebloe's perl skills => superior to joebloe's unix sys admin skills :-)
obvious -> what => they going to do, SPA go after Alta Vista because it contains warez links?
obvious like movies that => intensely well acted or total shit, but don't care for what's in between too much
obvious pine and elm => both popular as well as emacs(for mail reading)
obvious's wife and kid => visible at http://www.butterfly.net/johnny/xmas1997/
obviously you => doing the wrong thing
obviously your filters => throwing away mail from Randal. :-)
obviously; there => enough adolescent teenagers out there with http://www.rootshell.com/ engraved on their foreheads
oc3 and ds3s => not the same thing.
odbc isn't so slow if you => already connected, but the connect time kills.  If you can contrive a persistent connection scheme, try that
odd circumstances => when you have something in a list context that you want to evaluate in a scalar context instead.
odds => that you are going to answer something to do with WWW/CGI.
odds that you => done growing are...?
of course i doubt those => official tranlations
of course it does, $a and $b => scalars, @a and @b are arrays, they inhabit different namespaces
of course it does...you => only telling it to read the first line...
of course the two => mutually incompatible.
of course the values => null-terminated
of course there => some, petey
of course they => clearly documented.
of course they => clearly documented.
of course they => clearly documented.
of course they => clearly documented.
of course you => an authority on this.
of course, => we specificly matching for 'foo' -after- 'bar', or for 'foo' and 'bar'?
of course, ^pudge's problems => compounded by the fact that i access news from Mac OS, not a Unix server, so on the road i cannot just log into a Unix box to read from ^Pudge's new server.
of course, because the threads => "optional" if supported
of course, dual cpu boxes => cool like that.  It's a dual Ppro 166, doing -O3.
of course, stereotypes => usually wrong.  but hey.  what's wrong with misjudging people?
of course, there => local sales taxes, so YMMV.
of course, they => all senile drunks .... ;-)
of course, tkil's hs friends => putting up web pages... for their BABIES.  eeek.
of course, you => using warnings and strict, right?
of course. opinions => what this # does best. :-)
of course. piis => a fire hazard.
of how many references => to it.
off by one errors => the height of fun to debug
off-road vehicles => the tailfinned cars of the 90s
office machines => behind a firewall.. those demo machines aren't
often end customers => the billing contact, which makes it more confusing to them.
oh? jvc suppose you => right.
oh? lessee, or => they lengthy?
oh? there => two famous cases running through the courts right now claiming just that.
oh? what => you trying to do that isn't ...er, doable under the current design?
ohmigod, merlyn, you => using that thing rocker wrote!  realcos didn't know people were still using it!  cool :)
ohyeah, what => the formal and informal requirements and procedures for submitting a module to CPAN?
oifer, what 'precisely' => you looking for
oiffer perhaps you => using an old perl version
ojo what => you trying to accomplish with the last "+"?
ojo what => you trying to accomplish with the last "+"?
okay. stupid kno wwhat you => talking about.
okie, you guys => 
old scandisk, defrag, etc => renamed to .ex_ so they won't run
old school adidas => *never* out of style when you are ill and stuff
oldw> fucked up dns records => a menance to everyone on the internet
olympics begin tonight ... => you ready to rumble?
on a different note, => there libs around that will allow displaying jpeg's with tk ?
on amiga, pipes => handled like Open(DataPipe,'Pipe:filename',W)
on irc, "room" => refered to as "Channels"
on one side => programmers.   On the other side are KLBs.
on the web page.. there => a few errrors while reading the faq
on unix backticks => even more limited, if you don't have a shell.
on what term::s => those? :)
on which string => you matching?
once again zetta's docs => old I think
once again zetta's docs => old I think
once again zetta's docs => old I think
once again, => there any user management scrips out there
once you => in here, its your ball game.
one can forget about how they => implemented much of the time
one man's sexual problems => another man's humor.
one might assume most users => connected
one of our clients => like realy big at that in the northern rural parts of sweden
one of sokol's variables => going to be in 0.0.0.0 format..
one specific char or any taht => repeated?
one wonders what womrs => among us even now.
one you => trying to run
one-button mice => better for raw beginners; and *only* for raw beginners
ones on the web page => out of date.  They're only a last resort.
ones that => here.. are butt..
ones winkola hate => the ones that bite in the middle of the night and...oh, wait, you are talking about software.
ones with camels => good
online docs => old and beta.
only 137 => missing from passwd
only 248 lines => before the __END__
only because they => K-bars
only because they => K-bars
only because they => K-bars
only because they => K-bars
only contexts that matter => list, scalar, and void.
only contexts that matter => list, scalar, and void.
only curlies near the split => like:  map { ... } (split /some stuff/)
only for applications which => being resold using its engine.
only for today we => giving out FREE memberships to our new high quality teen porn server! visit http://www.serve.com/all4free
only games i play => racing games and quake2/unreal
only go to hospitals when you => dying
only good macs => big macs and they tend to be greasy
only if both your thumbs => on the same side.
only if the two $uniquestrings => the same!
only if they => constants, not in variables.
only if you => pretty hungry. :)
only merlyn and lzh => in there
only ones i can find => cgi ones
only ones i can find => cgi ones
only ones i can find => cgi ones
only open courses => in Portland.
only open courses => in Portland.
only people who => expecting quick/easy answers
only some certain people => saying that.
only special charas => @ and $ and \
only teardrops people that => not potential customers
only things on that committee => steers and queers!
only things you need to know => M-x gomoku, M-x dunnet, M-x yow. :-)
only thinks that => true in life are sql and java!
only two uncatchable signals => SIGKILL AND SIGSTOP
only when you => not looking
only works if @a and @b => in the same order
oo you => bad.
oob bugs => Windows-specific.
oof. buggy evtgetevent traps => a pain
oops, you => right.
open borders => 
open group => a bunch of shysters
open systems => a divergent one.
open() and print() => good places to start.
open2 and open3 => for keeping open STDIN, STDOUT and STDERR at the same time to a process.
openbsd and netbsd => already widely ported
opendir, readdir and closedir => what i'm using... but being lazy i'd rather use glob
operating systems => karma of the worst sort
operators => the same, a superset.
opinions => illegal on #perl
opinions expressed => not necessarily those of the author.
opinions of a 16 year old => valid
ops => people with @ symbols next to their name
options listed => not in any order.
ora books => the best IMO, and the learning perl books will teach you everything you need to get started
oracle => *allowed* to
oracle employees => using Linux :P
oracle servers => over the Internet away from the Unix boxes, so ^Pudge has to use SQL*Net over TCP/IP, and that means ^Pudge need the secure SQL*Net or else the DBAs kick ^Pudge's ass.
oracle, just sux, they => a tad bit too ignorant :)
oreilly books => pretty good.
orev *know* there => config options in sendmail to force things like that (sendmail.cf, ugh), we use them to force all addresses From: a certain place
orev assume away weeks => more fun though
orev don't think the docs => in the dev package, they are in the man packages
orev they => useful
orev think those places => a load of crap
orev'll bet you => one of those kids who says to his parents, "You can't hit orev or the state will take orev away, and you don't want to loose orev, so orev can do whatever orev want to"
orev, many hermaphrodites => barren.
orev, they => private now.
orev, they => private now.
orev, they => private now.
orev, they => private now.
orev, you => slllloowwwww
orev> there => network paths but to be honest nt / win95 stuff gives me the creeps
orgies => so impersonal on irc ;)
original docs => free, but Tom's new one (with his new copyright aren't).  They don't let you distributed modified versinos.
originals => the only ones to watch, the rest are just cash-grabs
orion, we => not a help desk
orwant, so when => you going to publish the swimsuit issue?
orwant> perl hackers => recognizable.  Trust ^Pudge on this.  
other 2 patents => just as horrid
other 49 states => always playing catch-up with iowa, huh
other benefits of -w => great
other lines => similar in that LiBiDo want to turn everything between ^C and ^K into a single space.. and the ^M into a \n
other local things => logging to it.
other one was "you => fat!"  "and you are ugly, but Taer can diet."
other ones that know, => the people that uses unix because it was the only OS to use on an enterprise environment
other pc servers => like that too
other symbols => $ + * ( ) - ,
other two choices => simply depressing
others => 0.3, 0.4.  and it works.
otherwise, you => doomed.
othjerwise, why => you sliceing?
otoh they => high maintenance
ouch ... bet you => glad it wasn't a motorbike right now
ouch. dead car's => bad.
ouch. dead car's => bad.
ouch. dead car's => bad.
ouch. dead car's => bad.
our aix machines => totally hopeless
our cis labs => due on thursday morning
our collective fingers => crossed for you, Pudge
our new owners => building us a new NOC
our projects => starting to hit the more-than-one person level.
our servers => mostly switching to FreeBSD + Apache.
our shields => useless against their technology, Captain.  We must retreat.
our sparcs here => *awful*, though. Even our bloody *time server* has a drift of +122.265 seconds/day.
our students => wondering what the laughter is. :)
our tv laws => a but stupid, coem to think of it so are a lot of our porn laws
ours => broken by design
out of curiosity, => you checking lots of $uname per run?  probably not, since you are dying upon duplicate...
ovation => OK, but ^Pudge can't play them.  ^Pudge need a big guitar to bang on.  takamines are nice.
overide, you => asking for a flat text DB. That's the easiest one to deal with. Like /etc/passwd.
overload methods => explicitly turning the result of the operations back into bigints.  Looks like a bug to me.
overload methods => explicitly turning the result of the operations back into bigints.  Looks like a bug to me.
overload methods => explicitly turning the result of the operations back into bigints.  Looks like a bug to me.
oz btw you => wrong about recursion: It *can* be emulated by ietration & selection
oz, looks as if meanwhile, you => on a slower link than Murr
oznoid -> hey, you => here right now :)  NO NOT MORE NEW MAIL!
oznoid, => you the guy who wrote purl?
oznoid, the man pages for rcs => broken on nearly every machine in this godforsaken company
oznoid, whats you => url??
oznoid? => you here?
ozone, what => you trying to do?
p2's => actually slower than p/mmx
p4's => 576K loaded
pack and unpack => fickle things
pack() and unpack() => our friends.
package names themselves => symbols in package main are they not?
package variables => not bound to the closure
packages => nice for overworked admins
packages and objects => scary.
packages and objects => scary.
packed structures => 
packers => too good though
packet sniffers => nice.  they make ppl use ssh.
packet sniffers => nice.  they make ppl use ssh.
packets => coming from innocent people, who are misconfigured to accept broadcast requests
painter, => you trying to do this on windows?
paislies => pretty cool
pakistanis => gonna getcha.
pakistanis and indians => 3-4 in overtime, folks!
pakistanis and indians => 3-4 in overtime, folks!
pakistanis and indians => 3-4 in overtime, folks!
palm pilots => the greatest thing since sliced bread
panthers => not pumas
papers => on a web page that the committee can access.  They're all still reading them.
parallel arrays => near and dear to those of us who grew up on BASIC on a 4k computer :-)
parameters => passed in @_
parens => not needed
parent-child relationships => not always noted for their calm and serene rationality
parent-child relationships => not always noted for their calm and serene rationality
parent-child relationships => not always noted for their calm and serene rationality
parent-child relationships => not always noted for their calm and serene rationality
parentallicenses => a Good Idea.
parentals => in bethesda?
parentheses => the regexp grouping operator, and they also determine what goes into $1 $2 $3 ...
parenthesis => strict's friend.
parenting skills => a tough nut. But you're probably doing more good than you realize - it's just not gonna show in one day.
parents => the only people logically qualified to raise children
parents who don't teach it => usually the ones who weren't taught, happybob
parodies and news reporting => pretty much the only time you can use any image you want.
parrots => the best pets for programmers, IMO.
parse exceptions => even MORE irritating when you pay $99 for a crappy debugger
partitions on this thing => 0xC (unsupported). Too bad.
parts he wrote => pretty cool indeed.
parts of perl that => running the most are already in C. :)
parts of yahoo => perl yes
parts that => server-side solutions for client-side problems.
pas => 
pascal sets => cool.
pascal's pointers => ref-counted?  gnifty.  i only used pointers in modula-2, and that a long time ago.
pascal's pointers => ref-counted?  gnifty.  i only used pointers in modula-2, and that a long time ago.
pascal's pointers => ref-counted?  gnifty.  i only used pointers in modula-2, and that a long time ago.
pascal's pointers => ref-counted?  gnifty.  i only used pointers in modula-2, and that a long time ago.
passwd and shadow file => rebuilt by /bin/passwd on solaris.
passwd file format. what => you smoking? BSD or something?
password / user => correct ? (when you do the insert into user, you need to encrypt the password string).
passwords => not, strictly speaking, decoded.
pat if the tests => eq or =~, Perl will optimize anyway
pat's dat and new year's day => the two days of the year when \mjd most want to be inside, away from stupid annoying people.
patches => welcome (=
patents => fscking lame.
paths => quoted
patterns => pretty dang efficient.
patterns themselves => specified using regular expressions. You
paulr> you => quite right
pc => servers/workstations/toys.
pc serial ports => serial driven ... but serial communications themselves can, or don't have to be.
pc's => quite reliable.
pci sound cards => $$$ now, but droping
pci vga boards => like 60$ USD... get another one that will work with XF86
pcmcia cards => somewhat new still. Try NetBSD, the root of all free BSD and even much of linux
pcs => not workstations, ^Pudge mean.
pdas => for, like, weenies.
peaches => all splut up ;-)
pearls => hard, unless you soak them in vinegar.
pee eee => ell -- PERL!
peej mean, => teleglobe one of the biggies too?
peephole optimizations => 
pees => the bomb. Little styrofoam sugar-coated Easter candy...
peiple => trying to use it for more than that.
penguins => stupid
pentiums => cheap
people => a rather plentiful food source.
people asking ssi questions => even more likely to want web specific shit than CGI llamas, amagosa would think.
people at #cgi => lame
people here => separated into those who have it and those who are just frustrated
people i've meet => so interesting here.
people in #cgi => speechless...
people in #tcl => idiots.. and there are only 7 of them.. :)
people on the gnome list => being too religious, they are developing another web browser for use as the default gome browser because freescape won't be specificly GPL
people on tv => rudefix's friends.  particularly jerry springer.
people that => interested in getting the performance they pay for in terms of hardware are just not satisfied with java.
people that think they => "very advanced" often have very big heads.
people think mp3's => MPEG-3.
people who => working on perl related things (lots of book authors on the list)
people who steal camel books => lamers... someone stole mine once.
people who win lotteries => too small a sample to be statistically significant
people who win lotteries => too small a sample to be statistically significant
peoples brains => different.
perceptrons => linear
perdeclared => functions that are decleared prior to use
perfect hash routines => a pain
perfect. all observations => relevant in that case.
perhaps the fans of tyra => all stupid. :)
perhaps there => only 15 bits in $val
perhaps they => studying Perl in order to assimilate it.
perhaps you => really wearing black sneakers, and we can't tell from here.
perhaps you => really wearing black sneakers, and we can't tell from here.
perhaps you => really wearing black sneakers, and we can't tell from here.
perhaps your docs => not updated ^Pudge
perhaps your drugs => not kicking in too well at the moment, but \merlyn'd like the rest of this channel to be aware of the difference between your private and public takes on this event.
perhaps, but there => additional reasons not do to that...it would cause a lot of uneccessary SQL traffic on the network
perhaps, but there => additional reasons not do to that...it would cause a lot of uneccessary SQL traffic on the network
perhaps, but there => additional reasons not do to that...it would cause a lot of uneccessary SQL traffic on the network
perhaps, but there => additional reasons not do to that...it would cause a lot of uneccessary SQL traffic on the network
perl 5.003 and before => evil and wicked.
perl and c => not enemies.  They're like a car and a motorcycle.
perl and java => equally evil
perl and scheme => both cool because they have the lambda-nature.
perl and telnet => two totally different things.
perl and windows => being lumped into one box labeled "not good stuff".
perl arrays => organized in similar manner,
perl books => Learning Perl; Programming Perl; Learning Perl for Win32; Perl: The Programmer's Companion; Cross-Platform Perl; Effective Perl Programming; Adv Perl Prog; Mastering Regular Expressions
perl docs => still there:  perldoc perlvar
perl faqs => at http://language.perl.com/faq/index.html
perl folk => friendly?
perl folks => friendly?
perl gods => those that sometimes just don't come through.
perl gtk bindings => excellent
perl journal contests => hard because you write subroutines....
perl made makefiles => so hard to read. amiga cant really tell what all the files are.
perl man pages => at http://www.perl.com/CPAN/doc/manual/html/pod/index.html
perl manpages => eminently user friendly.
perl module references => great
perl people => just weird :)
perl poems => at http://www.perl.org/poetry.html
perl prototypes => nice for people who like minimal punctuation (esp minimal parentheses)
perl questions => welcome. Web questions aren't.
perl regex's => huuungry puppies
perl regexs => more extensive than other implementations
perl releases => being named just so people have something to argue about.
perl scalars => floating point anyway, no?
perl scalars => floating point anyway, no?
perl scripts => just text, you know.  :)
perl signals => not very reliable.... you can usually get away with it tho.
perl strings => more or less netstrings.
perl tells kbot there => too many args.
perl threads => going to need a release or two to mature.  I wouldn't trust them just yet.
perl tutorials => at http://reference.perl.com/query.cgi?tutorials.
perl variables => global by default, more or less.
perl vars => memory hogs no matter how you look at it.
perl versions => not 100% compatible. especially in cgi contexts, if you use -w, for example :)
perl's bytecodes => damn optimized already
perl's docs => bad?
perl's man pages => excellent (for man pages)
perl's regexps => closer to perl than anything on the market.
perl's signals => broken.
perl's unix docs => manpages
perl, tac nukes => things that you lob in the direction of Cleveland
perl, what => newsgroups
perl, you => phat
perl. and your students => learning.  Ergo...
perl.com's mime types => screwed up...
perl.org perl faqs => hopelessly outdated.
perl/java/c++ => the only three languages worth knowing
perl1 => sweet memories.
perl3 and 2 => in netlabs maachin
perlfaq's => loooong
perlfaqs => bounteous!
perljam -> some people => just that way.  amagosa has big plans for Perl/Tk and Net::IRC
perljam agree, if you => not intimate with  perl, tchrist's programs are clear as mud sometimes.
perljam don't know ... there => several variations on the net someplace ...
perljam don't think there => any modules that let you talk to the comm ports under dos/win95/whatever
perljam they => dirname
perljam we => testing them.
perljam's lawyers => salivating as we speak  ;-)
perljam, well, then you => pretty dumb, eitehr that or the person who pays FloodAnxi..
perls => typically white, though there are black perls or smart, they use radar.
perltoc and perlfaq => your friends.
permabans => for insolent little children.
permission => ok (i'm root, so they better be).  i'll try ./   tomorrow... now i'm outta here.
permissions => the problem.
permissions wise they => exactly the same, both 755
pete, ever use tex? :) (modes => a life saver!)
petey has a good point, hashes => unordered
petey, how old => 
petey, that's jjohn's sig "all => all Kosh". Just very silly.
petey, there => limits :)
pg and mysql => you choices if you want to go freeware.
pg. 486 2nd edition. if you => on perl4 then for heavens' sake upgrade.
pgcc patches => now based on egcs, but the pgcc people were one of the pushers behind the egcs/gcc split.
pgfs? oh, you => 
pgp messages => encrypted with a password, not decrypted.
ph files => unsupported now.
phasers => ineffective against PRKs, they're too big
phat and beefy => definitely the way to describe it
phate, you => root when installing perl, true?
phbs => scary
phest, it's safe to assume you => a bot, right?
phest, what => you doing here.  Plain and simple.
phil there => file handles, directory handles, but those are getting into the obscure
photoshop and games => the only excuses for 95
photoshop and gimp => 
php and htmlscript => available
physical attacks => out of bounds in this argument.
pic if you => a bot how come you can't read the topic?
pickles => good.  nocarrier like Kosher Dills.
pictures => automagically tiled when set as root image
pie crusts with lard => much tastier than those made with crisco.
pigs => pink.
piis => slower than the equivalent Pentia right now because they lack on-board cache and are at a larger die size.
pilots => way more portable than newtons. :-)
pipe down y'all some of us => trying to sleep ;)
piss-ass-stanis => in even worse shape.
pitt and cmu => in oakland
pittsburgh schools => kewl.
pity eiffel licenses => so darned expensive
pity you => not staying for a few hours ... curse Sydney being a major enough airport that you can get domestic joining flights so quickly ;-)
pity. those books => good. you'd learn alot from them
pj there => 100s of Cattins in Geneve
pj with a sniper rifle, if you => a Republican :_)
pj, => you lagging?
pj, jjohn know that there => a fair amount of knowledgible linux users here. jjohn wouldn't ask in this channel, though.
places -- there => two or three tests for splitting.
planet whose primitives => so amazingly stupid that they still think digital watches are a neat idea.
please don't tell me we => counselling jeff and y***?
please pay attention if you => asking a question
please tell q[merlyn] what you => doing.
please tell regex you => not serious... ;-)
please! there => people waiting to be crucified here!!
please, there => 
please. you => making Winkola ill.  Winkola don't WANT to know that.
plebs => part of the Mindless, Consumerist Masses. The listen to MSNBC because they really want to know.
plenty of places => taking preregistrations, with "your money back if .foo doesn't happen".
plugins => usually third party..
plus meters => nearly 1/12 bigger than a yard.  What a silly idea.
plus, channels => free to set +n.
plus, the developers => kind in their judgements of sendmail
plutonium feeder reactors => an excellent way to reduce nuclear waste and harvest additional power from them.
plutonium feeder reactors => an excellent way to reduce nuclear waste and harvest additional power from them.
plutonium feeder reactors => an excellent way to reduce nuclear waste and harvest additional power from them.
plutonium feeder reactors => an excellent way to reduce nuclear waste and harvest additional power from them.
pm files => not compiled.
pm's => the modules?
pm3's => digital
pm4's => due out soon
pob users => probably not sophisticated enough to use the term :)
pobs => Prisoners of Bill, subtechnical fawning sycophants of the Evil Empire, kissing up to consumerist claptrap.
point blank, you => smart but you have a bad attituded, and Sloejack don't see Sloejack's position changing any time soon on the issue.
point is, if you => bitter/upset about someone somewhere else ... don't bring that shit in here. 
point is, people who => using these products right now have been using them since waay before even Random would suggest a Free Unix.
pointer and adress => deinitely different.
pointers => your friend.
points out that the ops => 
points out that there => no OO stuff *in* perl
polarbears => northern hemisphere ONLY
polargeeks => presumably bihemispheric\
police => NOT your friend, never trust a pig farther than you can kick them.
police => NOT your friend, never trust a pig farther than you can kick them.
politicians => good for one thing, and one thing only: landfill.
politics => for weenies.
polls => ever so much bullshit, though.
pompette's skirts => about 2" long, with cuts up to the waist every 6 "
ponche> => you on unix? use grep and sort
pops; all variables => set up right.. and LrdDetain just looked through the uworld.pl file and found nothing matching anything like a use; socket    or use socket;  or any instance of use and socket together
portal^ \n and \r => diferent
portfolios => practically "virtual money" by definition.
porting costs => quite high
positive. => you talking about renaming in command prompt, or renaming an icon?
posix threads => kernel threads, as I understand
possibly, but they => working together on this i2o thing in an effort to preserve their respective monopolys.
postgresql functions => surprisingly easy to write
potatoes => fruits, but nutritionally are breads.  :)
potential lamers => always pinged like that.  Don't take offense it's just that you're new.
potential lamers => always pinged like that.  Don't take offense it's just that you're new.
potential lamers => always pinged like that.  Don't take offense it's just that you're new.
potential lamers => always pinged like that.  Don't take offense it's just that you're new.
potholes => a problem in the area near jerji's school.
power and torque => 
power outages => really annoying.
power requirements => -scary- for that much memory
powerbars => ok
ppc conversions => semi-inline and do strange bit shifts
ppcs => too power hungry.
pphpt. then why => you changing element [some really big honkin' number] when you only have 262 elements in it?  :)
ppl who say rtfm => very lame...especially when its a 1second answer
ppro 180's => < $200 , cheap hardware :)
ppro's => pretty cheap now aren't they?
pragmas => strange or quite perlish
pre 8.8.6 => root exploitable
pregnancy announcements => more exciting cause they are more unpredictable and unexpected than birth announcements
prenticehall and a&w => 
pretty girls => expensive of maintenance
pretty warm actually, cows => starting to move about. ;-)
previews => getting a lot of airplay today on TV
prices => published on http://www.perl.com/perl/info/training.html
principles => fine as long as you get to eat.
print "lines => $.n";
printers => your friend
private clubs => different.
private messages to purl => broken.
private parts => not very public
private schools => so much more liberal :P
probably 'cause the books => popular and Tim wants ORA to be #1 -- even above MacMillans and subsidiaries
probably, some books => rather detailed tutorials for dummies, not reference books
probably, some books => rather detailed tutorials for dummies, not reference books
problem with rpm's => they aren't updated quck enough
problems => usually found in the complexities
problems they have with email => horrific.  and Excession personally don't want to know.  Getting them to use sendmail would be a joke too.  They want outlook for the meeting/journal/whatever crap.
proc table entries => more of a problem with fork's
productions rules => the same for LL(1) and LALR(1), but the LL tried to derive the leftmost symbol on the RHS and the LALR tries to derive the rightmost symbol on the RHS.
proggies => slimy green program creatures
programmer error and bug => SYNONYMS *most* of the time.
programmers => people too.
programmers who => just showing off." Getting paid for it! 
programming languages => not for non-programmers, aberrant.
prompt, rather, unless you => in the hood
pronunciation and intonation => almost right on.
proofreading pdfs => no longer on your website?
propellers => helical.
property taxes in lanesville => a bitch.
props => acknowledgements, basically or a cultural institution on hiphop albums
protocols => handled by the networking stack.
prototypes => uselss on methods.
provided they => not suffering some form of color blindness, we all look up at a blue sky and say it's blue
provided you => using a ppp interface to connect to the net, and it's called ppp0
providing that both boxes => running the same cpp, yes
prul, the police => NOT your friend, never trust a pig farther than you can kick them.
prul? you => on crack
ps printers => expensive... saboo gots no money for that
psychographics => the future of making gobs of cash on the web, ama.  don't you read WebWeek?
pthreads => still *shit* in 2.2.x, but are cool as of the 3.x betas.  but that's because of the lousy posix version they're using.
pubaways => 
pubic hair club for men..`what => you waiting for?!?!?'
public aways => okay if you are in the middle of a conversation.  They serve a purpose.
public schools => what make america, or what break america.
pudge => you holding out for Christmas eve?
pudge and wife => cool
pudge but swatches => sort of popular
pudge if both ns and ie => able to switch JVMs, why could either be allowed or denied a "Java Compatible" logo?
pudge probably because you => a closet liberal :-)
pudge those two files => only installed if no versions exist
pudge you => right, the desktop DB *has* all applications
pudge's autoops => like lightning
pudge, => you cloning yourself again?
pudge, what => you using to write the manuscript?
pudge, which news group => you moderating?
pudge, you => amused, aren't you?
pudge> => you talking about this: print $variable
pudge> however, cats => better
pudge> there => no quotes
pumas => panthers.
puns => by definition feeble.
puppies => always gay and frisky.
purely sexual relationships => boring. Better to have a sexual relationship with a long-term partner. (Or go to an SM club.)
purl's internals => rilly rilly tangled :)
purl's lips => sealed!
purlclones => a weak attempt to match my greatness
purly, purly, purly, where => you? We've got a question for you now
puts a ``you => the [INLINE] visitor to this site'' on his webpage.
q[ :) now you => just being picky. 
q[] make sure they => Wranglers then...
q[merlyn] <- yeah what => you on?
q[merlyn] can see what they => doing to make q[merlyn]'s sandwhich
q[merlyn] has no idea what you => talking about... :)
q[merlyn] love signs that => entirely in quotes.
q[merlyn] stop, you => making arkuat want to dig into the parser C files
q[merlyn] think dogs => dumb
q[merlyn] think there => people that will NEVER get there no matter HOW much they want to.
q[merlyn] think you => mixing binary, chars, and numers. :_)
q[merlyn] wonder why you => that psychic.
q[merlyn] you => a very sick person.
q[merlyn]'s classes => all over the country (and world)
q[merlyn]'s dad's pics => at http://www.stonehenge.com/pic/Dad/
q[merlyn]'s slides => llama slides though
q[merlyn]'s students => struggling with llama/gecko labs 3 and 4
q[merlyn]'s students => struggling with llama/gecko labs 3 and 4
q[merlyn]'s students => struggling with llama/gecko labs 3 and 4
q[merlyn]'s students => struggling with llama/gecko labs 3 and 4
q[merlyn]'s ur columns => a tutorial
q[merlyn], arkuat can see you => good at your job
qa people => the most clueless stupid losers on the planet
qj . and .. => directories :)
qmail and sendmail => incomparable in some ways if you want a point-by-point breakdown.
qmail's .qmail* files => incredibly flexible.
qms => a printer supplier
quake qw[jeff] and ii => good, two
quakers => basically Amish that totally abstain from sex.
quantum effects => provably non-predictable.
quanum fireballs => faster than barracudas.
que books => frightening.  Stupid bought their Delphi book.  Scarely.  Programming by the pound.
que's books => shit.
queries => very easy though.  You write them in eval()able perl.
question is, why => newbies posting perl faqs to c.l.p.tk???
question marks => for questions?
questions about netscape bugs => not Perl questions
questions like that => best answered with -Dx.
quit y'all => making arkuat hungry
quotas => fine.. easy to do.  Home directories too are just fine.
quote marks => okay in regular expressions, in general.
quote-likes => ahead of unary.
quoted strings => sacred
qw[jeff['s parents => catholic... qw[jeff[ has 7 siblings :)
qw[jeff[... so you => here because your parents had bad timing. :)
qw[jeff] -> you => turning into Abigail
qw[jeff] don't think you => cool anymore :) :) :)
qw[jeff] know you => in there...
qw[jeff]'s $my; # how old => you? :)
qw[jeff]'s arms => having fewer spasms now
qw[jeff], what numbers => you doing? 1-1000000?
qw[jeff]> => you a bot too? :)
qw[jeff]> => you a bot too? :)
qwerty, what => your necessaries for a good sysadmin?
qwerty, what => your necessaries for a good sysadmin?
qwerty, what => your necessaries for a good sysadmin?
qwerty, what => your necessaries for a good sysadmin?
racing games => cool... add blodd and they're even better
racks => standard, you won't find weird sizes
radiators => made of metal.
radicals => sub-parts of the character.
raid disks => a pain :-)
rainmaker? you => slacking this week.
raise your hand if you => a BOFH or aspire to be one.
ram and drive io => the two most important.  CPU grunt runas a distant third.
randal you => still awake?
randal, some of us => talking about miniture golf and then outback
randal, you => missing your \
random passwords => inherently bad.
random replies => given in full via message so you can correct them
random, what => the signs?
rangers => about out of the playoffs.  Yay. :)
ransacked's tcp sockets => 12bit... uh oh
raymod, it looks like you => confused about the difference between $hash_tree and %hash_tree.
rc5 teams => by email address.
rcs and cvs => your friends.  :-)
re tera... qw[jeff]'s fans => here too
re's => tricky little thingies.
read carefully. both => there.
read man perlref if you => confused.
read the screen man, we => telling you the information that will aid you
real fun ones => the system-dependent ones (IO, POSIX).  similar yet different.
real reason is, there => 
real unix boxen => never up for less than a day. :-)
real unix boxen => never up for less than a day. :-)
real unix boxen => never up for less than a day. :-)
real unix boxen => never up for less than a day. :-)
reality is, that there => so many factors that need to coincide, it's just not likely.  sure it's POSSIBLE, and the sensationalistic media makes sure you know that.  likely? no. not at all
realizes that the 80's => over
really, i'm curious, why => 
really? => you sure you wouldn't rather have a pro team come in?
really? interesting we => rational house
really? or => you pulling qw[jeff]'s leg.
really? what version of perl => you running?
recent inquiries => very often asked for
recno ties => pretty new
records => hashes... arrays are, uh, arrays
rects/solids => already in 0.14 now
red black trees => a binary tree representation of 2-3-4 trees, balanced, simple, elite
red-black trees => an implimentation of top down 2-3-4 trees that use only 1 bit of extra information per node
redhook beers => ok to very good
reds => coming! The Reds are coming!
reed => you now, or have you ever been, a Prolog programmer?
reed what => you really trying to do?
reegex => ll constant.
reference counts => simple and fast
references => the way to build larger data structures. or really cool, see man perlref
references \mjd's source gives => dated 1966 and 1967.
referrer logs => cool. :)
refs => scalars.
refs to scalars => not all that usefull, but would you rather pull a whole @array around, or just a $ref_array=@array?  Don't forget that perl creates new values when passing to functions
refs to scalars => not all that usefull, but would you rather pull a whole @array around, or just a $ref_array=@array?  Don't forget that perl creates new values when passing to functions
refurbished drives => gonna be that much closer to obsolescence even if their failure time isn't closer.
refurbished drives => gonna be that much closer to obsolescence even if their failure time isn't closer.
refurbished drives => gonna be that much closer to obsolescence even if their failure time isn't closer.
refurbished drives => gonna be that much closer to obsolescence even if their failure time isn't closer.
regardless, the two sites => different, with different purposes
regcomp.c and regexec.c => in that directory.  Its not in either of them.
regex can safely say you => the only individual who uses TWM that regex know of.
regex's => not a simple thing to pick up "really really fast".
regexen => turing-complete these days.
regexes => a lot faster, though, from some tests at least.
regexps => really the only trouble makers in macros.
regexs => NP-hard, doncha know. :-P
regular expressions (regexes) => what you want, but they are far more powerful than e.g. shell wildcards.
regular expressions => from the 40s
relationships => overrated
relative pronouns => not about personal relationships
relatives => arriving ... heeeelp lej!
religions => outdated, but were an essential part of maintaining law and order not long ago.
religious wars => as dumb here as they are in the Middle East.
religious wars => as dumb here as they are in the Middle East.
religious wars => as dumb here as they are in the Middle East.
remaining 10% => in prison and don't know what interns are
remaining `-w...' options => not implied  by  `-Wall'
remember tha package vars => *slower* then lex vars.
remember there => witnesses here.
remember which cells => adjacent to which
remembers that these things => among the reasons why ey bothers to hold down a job  :)
remembers that these things => among the reasons why ey bothers to hold down a job  :)
remote, => you trying to get us to kick you, or what?
rephrases that in "why => people so stupid?".
replace words that => NOT html or cgi
repoting process => not as many as the printing process
res => a way of saying "Does this thing look like some other thing" but without having to specify exactly what the other thing is.
resdev, they => STUPID americans.
resdev, they => STUPID americans.
resdev, they => STUPID americans.
reset the array over which you => iterating?
resikov, all sockets => 
resikov, besides, there => plenty good servers out ther already
resource forks => a Mac Programming thing
rest => all out in modules.
rest of stuffs => so so there
rest, well, there => a number of other fairly similar books
results => far from exact, but they do give a good feel of proportion.
return while you => in the
reviews => always biased
rezahome think you => right.
rfc's => our friends.
rfcs => at ftp://venera.isi.edu/in-notes
rfd posts => generally supportive, except for stanley and a couple of others who bitch, bitch, bitch about email addresses and unacceptable postings.
rgbcolors => easy to construct
rh install floppies => boot floppies
ri, cs, and ece => all really close.  hard to tell them apart sometimes.
riad what => you trying to do?
riceballs => outside \mjd's experience.
richard, there => a number of people here who are sick of ORA's rabid protective behavior about the Camel logo.
ridiculous threads stuff => in _5+
right but they => refs to anonymous subs
right now that and fort worth => hand-tuned
right now they => using wwwstats, which really suck
right right. these => the 90's.  rudefix keep telling women to ask men out too.  in fact (since rudefix also have female friends, some of who rudefix'd like to date), rudefix'd prefer it.
right valies => refs to scalars
right you => :)
right, amy_ you => getting burned by syntactic sugar
right, and now, you => Known....
right, because $mode[0..3] => not initialized.
right, but apparently sockets => borken.
right, but what => the args
right, misaka. odds => good you'll find some psycho that'll keep pushing you farther and farther
right, so you => going to convert it into something with labels to simulate a switch, right? ;-)
right. => 
right. high tech and cs => *not* babe locations.
right. neither => we.
right. so what => your priorities in terms of quality of life?  intelligent company doing intelligent things.
right. so what => your priorities in terms of quality of life?  intelligent company doing intelligent things.
right. so what => your priorities in terms of quality of life?  intelligent company doing intelligent things.
right. so what => your priorities in terms of quality of life?  intelligent company doing intelligent things.
right. so you => treating it as a regex.
right. that's what they => saying today
right. what the heck => youd oing?
right. what the heck => youd oing?
rights => dangerous.
riots => scary
rivers => suppose to quit flooding tonight
rle!? => you kidding.
rms's wrists => so bad he usually has to dictate to a grad student :-)
rockets => nifty.
rocks => those things that rudefix has in his head, or really hard things that you find next to hard places.
rocks => those things that rudefix has in his head, or really hard things that you find next to hard places.
rocks => those things that rudefix has in his head, or really hard things that you find next to hard places.
rocks => those things that rudefix has in his head, or really hard things that you find next to hard places.
rocochet, cool - => 
roderick -> amagosa think you => missing the point.
roderick can't remeber, => we geeks and Redford a hacker, or the other way?
roderick don't know what you => referring to.  Multiple modifiers aren't allowed where?
roderick don't see what you => doing that requires that you use those long names for the subroutines.  Static names are simpler with no disadvantages for your purpose.
roderick don't see why you => making it this complex.  Why not `local *cmp_sub = $coderef'?
roderick think ops => likely to kick you for disagreeing with them.  It has happened a lot here.
roland, isolate the ones that => killing it.  You may have useful information for the maintainers of Date::Prase
roland, isolate the ones that => killing it.  You may have useful information for the maintainers of Date::Prase
roland, isolate the ones that => killing it.  You may have useful information for the maintainers of Date::Prase
roland, isolate the ones that => killing it.  You may have useful information for the maintainers of Date::Prase
romans => home?
romantics => not even on the Ultimate Band List.
rooms => a citadel metaphor
roop, vorsprung dont think you => using the right sort of socket
root passwords => good
root ti toot, root ti toot, we => the girls from the ins ti toot
root ti toot, root ti toot, we => the girls from the ins ti toot
root ti toot, root ti toot, we => the girls from the ins ti toot
root ti toot, root ti toot, we => the girls from the ins ti toot
root, => you offering to do some coordination? ;)
root. jjohn think you => not picking up on the "Free" part of all this.
rootbeer and q[merlyn] => teaching right now
rootbeer bet they all => homogeneous, right? This could be a good place to use tie.
rootbeer don't think you => right about the probabilities. Let rootbeer check...
rootbeer don't think you => right about the probabilities. Let rootbeer check...
rootbeer see you => advocating the parallel processing solution! :-)
rootbeer think you => right. 
rootbeer! what => you doing online! :)
rootbeer# rakz's eyes => getting abused , i just passed over all that man page NONE found.
rootbeer, there => many who would disagree with you.
rootbeer, what => you doing here
rootbeer, you => into esperanto? :)
roses => red.
rot13'ing today, => we?
router guys => really happy management decide to go with GRFs too
routers => expensive, but you could be lame and buy a terminal adapter and use ppp instead.
routines => in the CORE?
rows => seperated by [/d+\]
roy, what exactly => you passing to the sub?
roy7's httpds => basically all RES/SIZE 2908K 2060K right now, no mod_perl.
roy7, => you running the code you are editing?
royal> no cgi questions => allowed
royalties => computed from wholesale price
rpms => quite handy from a site administration standpoint
rra, => you on the usefor working group?
rra, a lot of nt machines => used for critical systems.  they can cause lots of problems if they go out.
rs.internic.net => root exploitable (=
rs.internic.net => root exploitable (=
rs.internic.net => root exploitable (=
rs.internic.net => root exploitable (=
rs/6000's => fun. I like them.
rsa ones => only for a couple more years anyway, IIRC
rude => you running 1.3b6 apa*he with mod_perl?
rude => you running 1.3b6 apa*he with mod_perl?
rude => you running 1.3b6 apa*he with mod_perl?
rude, => you awake?
rude, => you awake?
rude, heeh. if you => lucky.
rude, jjohn think you => trying to throw jjohn off the path of the Conspiracy! you are part of it!
rude, no. there => complications. Still working on it. Rod, Thanks. jjohn may have to make this ordinary lib into a package. Thanks.
rude, perhaps you => URI. You write this email in a trance like state.
rude, they => both getting 11
rudefix -> they => running out of cool ideas.  They need to go back to good old mulder searching for his abducted sister episodes.
rudefix -> what => you going to compile it with?
rudefix believe that spambots => mostly web-based.
rudefix hope that you => only asking if he has pics of Patricia Ford...
rudefix well, => they slow in earlier version?
rudefix's favorite cheeses => sharp cheddar, feta, and bleu
rudefix's hamstrings => smarting after jumping around like that.
rudefix, how many fimms => there? :-)
rudefix, naw, bettles => better, but Jettas are second best.
rudefix, why => you doing this to me?
rules => meant to broken.
rules of optimization => 1) Don't do it!  2) Don't do it, yet!  3) Profile first!  4) Optimize through simplification, not complication.
rumour has it they => migrating from apache to ns enterprise
rumpus rooms => cool.
run! hide! the furries => everywhere!
russians => really getting into this capitalism thing
ruumis can see that you => more interested in rigid conformity than in actually discussing perl
ruumis obvious think you => ok with that. TRY IT.
rys, regexps => hungry
s/how big is/how many => in/
s1 and s2 => strings?
saboo you => an idiot
saboo, => the directory perms correct?
saboo, you => 
sacred => his Inodes. :)
safe and penguin => modules.  
safety laws => bad for the gene pool.
saintn -> if you => going to run an Alpha, buy a copy of digital unix or OSF.
saintn -> what => all those semicolons doing there...:)
salt => random.
same amount of people => still using it
same difference. you => passing a list to a hash deref, you need a hash ref instead.  The extra { } constructs it.
same reason people => taking prozak now instead of valium
same reason you => being irresponsible if you do not lock your car.
same thing when you => REALLY tired
samoa think the padres => going all the way this year. 
sangre^^... you => in fact.
sats => easy
saturns => awesome cars.  not powerful, not fast, but extremely reliable.
savings => huge in comparison to $AU
say "cgi" 1 more time, you => out
say what => some nice to have modules that don't come with standard distribution?
says if you => VERY EXPERIENCED with perl and or perl, please msg steeler-9
scalar values => not as fun to cuddle as fuzzy values
scalars => scalars, arrays arrays, and refs refs.  :-)
scanners => netoriously not amoung that crowd of devices
scarlett, what => you trying to install?
scarlett, what => you trying to install?
scarlett, what => you trying to install?
scarlett, what => you trying to install?
scary because these banks => feeding non-Y2K-compliant data
scary because these banks => feeding non-Y2K-compliant data
scary because these banks => feeding non-Y2K-compliant data
scary because these banks => feeding non-Y2K-compliant data
schwartian transforms => for when you want to sort by multiple things.  Like sorting by last name, then first name.
schwartzian transforms => often faster
scientologists => either goons or idiots or REALLY evil people. 
scixplorr, => you a spammer?
scones => the closest thing to southern american "biscuits"
scottvr guess since they => keys on a has they are stored differently
screams as his registers => initialized
script windows => B/W?
scripts => cadi_in.pl and cadi_out.pl
scripts kafka need => inherently simple.  Or should be, at least.
scripts they have => not the pop client's that i need
sean and sugar => *good*.
search engine companies => a dime a dozen, OTOH. Haven't used Lycos in years
search engines => make in CGI too
search engins => useless... everybody does vt220 emulation
second and fourth ones => bogus.
sections => merely convention.
security books => good, but getting old
security logs => gospel around here.
sedger/ => you using the perl/win32?
see if the letters p2 => in the varible rather..
see if there => any buffer overflow in the authentication process (=
see you => wrong though
see! see! \mjd and njt => never on at the same time.  They are of one.
see, you => almost there...
seems like the rpm's => binaries
seems like you => using too many different things.
seems there => others here now.  Second and last try.
seems they => enhancing dos.. DOS Lives!!
seems to ^pudge they => one and the same in this case.
sees his 'c' & 's' keys => swapped!
seh, there => ways of doing that. But, jjohn think you are possible solving the problem the wrong way
selar, what => you trying to do?
select() and vec() => very good.
select, => you broken?
select, => you broken?
select, => you broken?
select, => you broken?
semantics => irrelevant.
semantics of fork => (approximately): "clone this process, the only difference being the return value from this function call".
semaphores => just to kludgy for that
semi-colons => statement separators, not statement terminators  (in perl)
semicolon, yes, the quotes => optional though.  only it's <<"EOTEXT"; if you want to use quotes
sendmail.cf => cool
sendmail.cf => cool
sendmail.cf => cool
sendmail.cf => cool
seniors => completely finished with the year; I was down at a party before.
sentinel, you => using a 6-year-old version of Perl.
sequent => 
seriously, if you => writing a structure with a "type" field in it, you should be thinking separate classes (and let virtual functions do the selection).
seriously, who => they?
seriously, you => the author?
seriously? you => not just kidding are you?
server thinks there => 
server thinks there => 
server where our sites => hosted uses irix and would be very expensive to have SQL installed :(
servers => little hot coals in frozen apples.
servers and network => Melody's responsibility. it's pretty cool
servlets => a java thang
servlets => a java thang
sesom, so what => you up to this weird hour of the day (at least weird for me)
several cpan sites => mentioned in your manpage
sex beer and programming => the staples of life
sex references about mothers => in the same league as racist comments.
sez "spelling erros => us"
sgis => nice, fast, and pretty
sh and awk => uncontroversially interpreters, right?
shack there => more than 5000
shack, sockets => IPC's
shadow and passwd => implemented as Berkeley DBs and changes aren't atomic across the two of them
shall we ask why you => bothering writing a shell script, or just skip that part?
shame on you, gryphon. you => supposed to yell at them for making us do their homework.
shared lib versions => slower because of the dam linker
sheep => the cash cows.
sheesh, some people => just NEVER satisfied.  ;->  
sheesh. you => either giving out fish, or using fishhooks.  :)
shell calls => not evil, Pudge.
shhhh. you => Away.
shift and pop => both faster than push
shirts => good.  got any XXL?  the XLs are too small.  :)
shit you => kidding
shit you lot => dumb
shit you lot => dumb
shit you lot => dumb
shit you lot => dumb
shit. people younger than me => getting lives.
shoes => acceptable.
shoot, there => an infinitude of ways.
shoot, you => right of course.
shopping carts => patented? *boggle*
should i spew it again, or => you teaching him to fish?
should work fine if you => using MacPerl or Guru's Win32 Perl.
shouldn't be unless you => doing an exclusive read/write lock on the file.
show \mjd the code that you => using to set the permissions.
show tkil how you => adding stuff to @Table.
show us what you => doing that doesn't work and we'll try to correct it.
shower every morning? what => you people, clean freaks? :-)
shrooms => pretty cool
shudders at the poor souls who => trying to squeeze that damn much speed out of an interpreted language.
shut the hell up. who => you to tell parents how to teach their kids?
sie and hir => genderless pronouns recognized by the usenet community
sighs ... cez, you => a true cretin
sigma, => 
signals => a good way to get a core dump
sigrid; although, users that => on 20 hours a day are abusing that too
sil, => you still in the Boston area?
silicone ones => odd shaped and feel weird
silly bot, factiods => for kids
silly pbug, you => right
silly weather we => having ... seems to affect phone line quality
similar arguments => tenuous to nonexistant for cigarettes.
simon and garfunkel => great.
simple and useful => at the wrong ends of the spectrum
simple things => easy, complex things are impossible.
simpsons => on ... all new!
simulators => around, though.
since 95% of them => really ircii questions
since both [^s] and s => matched using a table  the runtime time isn't a factor. just human understanding.
since both of them => probably infinite loops, fimmtiu would answer "with difficulty".
since mallocs => in powers of two
since mallocs => in powers of two
since mallocs => in powers of two
since mallocs => in powers of two
since perl mongers => nonprofit, we could use it and then just make ORA try to stop us.
since the items => not in the hash table in any particular order
since the packets => queued, then it doesnt matter
since there => more thing in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in \mjd's philosophies.
since those => the only characters I want in amagosa's data file, I just figured I'd make a nifty character class.
since tribe called quest => still going, they don't count as old school...
since we => doing a Yahoo! project, ^Pudge has to use Arial, too.
since you => talking about Net::IRC, do you consider the DCC chat working in 0.45? doesn't work for iLLUMiNAT
since, \cm => only at the end.
single and double quotes => different.
sings, "i'm a lamer, you => a lamer, won't you be a lamer too?"
sirc and n0thing.pl => nice, lej
sirc or ircii => much nicer.
sirc-ers however => the best :)
sizes => correct!
skaters in san francisco => going to start a union
skrap, => you including the directory with the filename when you the -d test?
sky, => you here,
sky, oh, ^pudge think you => referring to TipTop's WOPerl, right?
sky. what lib => you using, asylum3 was just using the SDBM_File module.
sky1 got dbms that => several megs
sky1 surely you => joking
sky1> what => you trying to achieve anyway?
sky2> => you talking about unix passwords, htaccess passwords or what??
sky3 didnt think they => allowed to be used like that
slabs => cheaper, but not nearly as cool
slack bootdisks => just a dd'ed kernel which has been rdev /dev/fd0 /dev/fd0, which then asks for a root disk. True? 
slash and \0 => the only chars you can't get in a unix filename
slashes => good
sleeps when perl scripts => working...
sleeps when perl scripts => working...
sloejack -> people => ignorant.  Hell, people think they're getting a great deal paying $60 for 8MB simms at wal mart
sloejack agree, 9 planets => not enough, we need another one called Vig
sloejack belive you => talking about something else.
sloejack think if no args => given it grabs the first line... maybe it's not getpwent Sloejack want.
sloejack's procmail filters => so good Sloejack don't need a mail client cuz Sloejack don't get mail.
sloejack's sinuses => clogged :(
sloejack, what other commands => there?
sloejack> => you sure that you arent using .db files as well as the plain text or somethig?
slower constructs => Satan's work! :D
slurpies => one of the five programmers staples
smart answers => a speciality here
smart monsters => hard to beat!
smiles. there => more ops on here than other people :)
smileys => useless in today's paradigms, too.
smitt - what => you trying to do?~!
smurf attacks => nasty
so $ and @ and \ => all triggers
so $a and $b => *references* to the rows we are comparing.  We can get at the data by saying $a->[4] and $b->[4], to look at the fifth field of each row.  Still with amagosa?
so ... you => like... 9 feet tall... and 18 pounds ?
so => Wyverns
so ^ and * => wildcards ?
so abdhp => the uppercase letters that don't have enough bits.
so actually you => just using the access tool?
so all bets => off, I guess, maybe, or something
so all lower case names => cool like ours?
so all of the examples => weird. :)
so all of the examples => weird. :)
so all of the examples => weird. :)
so amagosa, => you gonna get a ged?
so anyway, we => 
so arkuat take it the actives => cranking on the Hair Raising One?
so arkuat, => you saying that i'm talking too much?
so c1 and c2 => adjacent?
so command line runs => out
so do you know if you => going to jail yet?  (Isn't it coming up if you are?)
so excession and amagosa => running it/
so far we => > $100k over budget on it
so few => any good
so flamejob, => you a flamejob?
so fmh, => you a teetotaler?
so freedom of speech and bans => entirely seperate issues.
so glad that you => saying this in front of an ORA employee... then again, rudefix agree with you on many accounts.  :-)
so how => you using it?  list context or scalar context?
so how come you guys => rich and I'm not?
so how come you guys => rich and I'm not?
so how many people here => hot on the new apple bathroom-blue thingee
so how old => you, arkuat?
so i understand. how => things going with FastCGI
so just what backdoors => present in bX?
so kazakh and turkish => two dialects of one language, or have i got them grouped wrong?
so kazakh and turkish => two dialects of one language, or have i got them grouped wrong?
so lembit, => you of the impression that i throw trollbait around here?  i thought that was your job :-)
so long as you => not accessing it via a CGI? *grin*
so many people => making prank entries. :-)
so many things => messing up
so maybe you => using the same slot over and over again.
so merlyn who => you torturing this week ?
so merlyn, => there any user management examples out there for perl?
so most people => just planning to bail.
so now that people => 
so now the rfcs => wrong, i guess.
so now we => back to just sub CR () { "015" }
so people behind firewallas => screwed, i guess.
so people behind firewallas => screwed, i guess.
so people behind firewallas => screwed, i guess.
so people behind firewallas => screwed, i guess.
so petey, => you actually running FreeBSD or what? ppl have been hinting around weirdly
so semis => expression separators then
so set up the page... what => you waiting for ? :)
so some 'use's => 
so the "market share" numbers => meaningless
so the ones not taken => still free.
so the regexes => almost in NP
so the wrong #ifdefs => including the wrong bits of code
so then you => not saying something about being related to celery
so there => basically four big BSDs now?
so there's nothing wrong. => you getting an error?
so therefore... you => 
so they => dead
so things => okay again.
so things => okay again.
so things => okay again.
so this years editions => done with maps and all sorts of other funky tricks ... let's see if they can explain how they work when asked ;-)
so those => anagrams for tchrist.  Didn't get that until now.
so those files => destroyed upon program exit I assume
so tkil hear you => hitting up poor 16yo women to help you code?  sheesh, do you know no shame?  :)
so tom_g, => you still an unrepentant, uncompromising vi advocate?
so we => doing $a->[3] and $b->[3
so we assure them they => wrong.  and ignore any more outcry like the dictators we hope to be.
so what => you doing now?  good that you get along.  :)
so what collision problem => you worried about solving, exactly?
so what does it mean if you => part of the crew on a submarine?
so what else => you doing wrong?
so what if they => a client.  That doesn't mean you have to be their client.
so what you => saying scares q[merlyn]. :)
so when => you going to convert PTS to perl, Shayde?
so when if ever => ' ' used?
so when the sounds => close, q[merlyn] has trouble.
so where => you supposed to go with a Perl HTML question
so which part of the string => you trying to match?
so who => you guys talking to?
so why 500 swap? => you running heavy on it?
so why => you depressed?
so you => supposed to use `=' instead of `=~'??
so you => supposed to use `=' instead of `=~'??
so you didn't answer why you => subjecting yourself to OP.  class?
so you have 4 arrays that => in parallel?  (i.e., the first element of all the arrays are meant to be grouped)
so you probably => now getting DB_File with dbmopen()
so, *what* moderators => they referring to?
so, .sh files => wrong? =)
so, => you remembering that dot doesn't match newline?
so, abend's choices => 1) use Net::FTP and check everything twice 2) write abend's own or 3)  shell-out
so, amy: tom_g's local papers => some way away from your local papers :-)
so, brain, but where => 
so, how many people here => going to be at the SF meeting tonight? Besides ark and I, that is...
so, how much data => in the leaf hashes?
so, if you => drooling but not having netsex, you are probably hungry
so, lej, what => your musical inclinations anyway?
so, lembit, => you responsible for this?
so, mandrake, => 
so, petey, when => you getting your sphincter pierced?
so, petey, when => you getting your sphincter pierced?
so, petey, when => you getting your sphincter pierced?
so, satan, why => you ban evading?
so, spaces => only important inside of quotes?
so, spork, => you here to ask a question?
so, the bruins => still in it?
so, there => pointy-haired-types at Star Media after all.
so, those => the two initial assumptions that i've found in the various people i've talked to over the course of several years.
so, wait, why => you transforming these numbers?
so, what => the drawbacks to FastCGI?
so, when => pics going to be online?
so, where you => working now?
so, why => you doing this in Perl then?
so, you => getting a new @FileArray every iteration
socket system calls => the same; they just forgot fork.
sockets => the X windows of IO interfaces.  --Rob Pike
sockets for win32 => the work of the devil
socks => natural socks are good
soft references => not strict clean.  There are reasons why you shouldn't use them, accidental garbage collection being at least one reason.
soft refs => 
softrefs => really only for maintainers to fiddle with.
software patents => absolutely insane.
software types often => clueless about hardware :(
solaris and sunos => good ... but not that great, joe ...
solaris manpage convetions => 
solaris x86 and bsdi => PC
soldering irons => HOT, don't set them on plastics and they will cause a blister on your skin!!
solo, why => you not happy
solutions => generally not.
sombody knows if there => rpm files of CPAN?
some 10baset while you => at it
some => NT 4 workstations, and some are win95.  (We're rapidly migrating everyone to WinNT.)
some => NT 4 workstations, and some are win95.  (We're rapidly migrating everyone to WinNT.)
some => NT 4 workstations, and some are win95.  (We're rapidly migrating everyone to WinNT.)
some => NT 4 workstations, and some are win95.  (We're rapidly migrating everyone to WinNT.)
some acronyms => just too long
some are. most => not.
some benefits of -w => good, yes.  some are stupid and get in crimethnk's way.
some cable companies => using encryption in thier cable modems.  Most aren't as far as I know.
some cgi started questions => actually perl one.  
some college classes => like that too
some errors => small but others are almost full paragraphs.
some features of bx => lame. I like the nick completion, but I don't like the bold colon
some fields => blank
some folks => working on making a PGP library; you could call that from Perl.
some folks => working on making a PGP library; you could call that from Perl.
some folks => working on making a PGP library; you could call that from Perl.
some foos => more equal than others
some friends => wanting Fletch_ to try this ICQ thing.
some friends and billn => going to play tourist all weekend
some good books => new books, to be sure.
some infinities => larger than others.... :-)
some languages => not.
some live fish => good too
some men => 
some of crane^'s best friends => aliens!
some of muncher_'s pw's => in muncher_'s pilot
some of purl's comments => actually more intelligent than the luser-mircers that come on here. :)
some of purl's comments => actually more intelligent than the luser-mircers that come on here. :)
some of purl's comments => actually more intelligent than the luser-mircers that come on here. :)
some of purl's comments => actually more intelligent than the luser-mircers that come on here. :)
some of the bots in there => even legal
some of the concepts of pua => being inserted into lwpng yes
some of the files => LOCK_EX'ed by another process, the rest aren't.
some of the lines => shorter than the space alotted for the format.
some of the modules => downright ugly
some of the ops => bots
some of the people at news.com => complete dopes.
some of the posers => here though.
some of the responses => quite hair-raising.
some of the rfc's => comedies?
some of the root-window => a little spicy
some of the songs => 
some of the things => real bad, like the HTML stuff.
some of the trade rags => talking about things like what purl says about y2k.
some of them => even on this channel.
some of them, like 'shar', => obviously not TeX-only.
some of these classes => going to be used by Personal Services programmers, doing custom work perl-client
some of these classes => going to be used by Personal Services programmers, doing custom work perl-client
some of these classes => going to be used by Personal Services programmers, doing custom work perl-client
some of these entries => rather dated, though
some of those => perl4 answers...
some of those bans => sticky bans.  Those guys that were harassing Tom C.
some of those goals => in conflict..
some of those lawsuits => really stupid
some of those modules => buddy however 
some of those sibilants => really subtle
some of those win32 modules => funky, too
some of us => proud of that distinction :-)
some of which => very good (http://www.uni-hohenheim.de/institute/rz/app/prg/perl/perl/start.html), but still don't cover everything
some people => into that stuff..
some people say there => no advantages whatsoever, others disagree
some people think ufos => make-believe too, rootbeer. That doesn't make it so. ;)
some sysapes => nice.  And some want ta finish mastering AWN before they go on to Purl.
some things => just easier than you think.
some things about => pretty good.  but it breaks things.  like what i just mentioned.
some things that => really bad signs don't necessarily ALWAYS yield bad tasting beer
some vacations => really stressful :>
some variables => more special than others.
some vendors => already selling bx chipset motherboards and 400Mhz cpus..
some versions of nuke => udp
some words => truly inherent in the human chromosome.
some y2k bugs => already causing problems. But people say, I won't fly on New Year's Eve as if the bug can only manifest itself then!
some y2k bugs => already causing problems. But people say, I won't fly on New Year's Eve as if the bug can only manifest itself then!
some y2k bugs => already causing problems. But people say, I won't fly on New Year's Eve as if the bug can only manifest itself then!
some y2k bugs => already causing problems. But people say, I won't fly on New Year's Eve as if the bug can only manifest itself then!
someone just said "boobs => like UFOs -- you always gotta look"
someone remind me, => named pipes == unix-domain sockets?
someone remind me, => named pipes == unix-domain sockets?
someone remind me, => named pipes == unix-domain sockets?
sometimes -w and use strict => a bit much.
sometimes they => so bad that they are fun to keep around and make fun of instead of kicking
sometimes, the two => synonymous
sometimes. dbm's => slow to search through.
somni don't think you => one to judge..
somni, => you ... weird in some way?
somni> hmm yes you => right that seems to work
sonia, you => looking for the number, or what?
sounds => the common bind.  they both have odd sounds.
sounds => the common bind.  they both have odd sounds.
sounds like you => outgrowing your current provider.
sounds to \mjd like you => not using Perl.
south polar ice caps => melting...
southern states => netorious for shuffling prisoners around like luggage
soviets => 
spaceman3 -> then they => definately not perl questions, so take them elsewhere.
spaceman3 konw there => to be no cgi uestions here, spaceman3 know im supposed to send them to #cgi, but those bastards are never awake, so.. do you mind if spaceman3 ask one? or anyone mind helping spaceman3 in private?
spaces inside of quotes => there for a reason. :)
spammers => getting scummier.  longhair_ just got email with the return address of a friend.  not sure how they did it....  sit and watch the mailq?
spartakus, objects in general => difficult.
spasms => dying down now... :)
speak for yourself ... there => no women recognisable as women in lej's cs courses.
speakers => > 4 foot tall
speaking of things that => fast in C and slow in perl.
speaking of threads, what => people's opinions of soon-to-be-beta 5.005?
spice girls => hell-spawned succubi
spices => the spi.. er, forget it
spiders => evil
splay trees => at http://www.rt1.net/~schwern/InTheWorks/perl/Tree but they're butt-ass slow [sic]
splits => better than lag.
spooks => CIA
sports => obnoxious hick passtimes
sports games => good too, but fighting games are always nice and exotic.
sportscenter writers => overflowing with genius
spring flowers => poking their heads up.  Daffodils and such have about an inch.  nacregis wish they would wait a month.  nacregis don't trust winter.
sprint routers => dropping..true?
sprites => good
sps => sweet
sql => so difficult! Sprite? anyone uses sprite?
square reet => easier.
srety> hehe as long as you => happy :)
ss cards => specifically not for identification purposes.
staff of the name store => very discouraged regarding the news coming out of
stalin_ mean how quick => the programs and shit
standard racks => 19".
standards => great, everybody should have one.
standards => great, everybody should have one.
standards => great, everybody should have one.
standards => great, everybody should have one.
standards by which the others => judged
standards for windows => low enoughm
stanley and burnore => the equivalents of digital latches
star trek ships => the naming scheme at work, for the most part
star69> any perl questions => allowd
stars => bad.
start climing, there => ladders galore.
starup images of aix => Forth.
stat returns it, then there => macros to rip out major/minor
state taxes => usually nothing much anyway
statistical fallacies => so easy to fall into.  i do it all the time.
statistics => wrong 23% of the time...
stats => all Teratogen do
stdin and stdout => just filehandles too
stdout and stderr => odd
steeler, => you high? You want to re-create a websearch engine for free, when many fine engines already exist for free? 
stenny, remember we => here to talk, not teach
steps => done in sequence!
stevens' books => generally regarded as good.
stinkfest and the title track => both pretty good
stinkfest and the title track => both pretty good
stonehenge books => at http://www.stonehenge.com/books/
stoop, the reasons for this => historical
stoop, the reasons for this => historical
stop it - you => 
stop, you => making Stupid all hungry.  Or naucious, not sure which.
stored procedures (that => parts of the specs) resemble programming quite a lot. 
streams => the Sam of IO interfaces --Matthias Neeracher
streets => a mess here, massive snow and ice today
strictures => good, but warnings are more important.
strings => strings.  blank text != strings
strings and numbers => treated "pretty much interchangeably"
strings in perl => not C strings.
striped tapes => plenty fast
sts => cool.
stubby, you => on your ninth life.
students => in lab... the one with filehandles
students think we => workign hard.
stuff they => teaching... if a function has more then 5 lines split it up into further functions. Mongy spend half the time writing function headers.
stuffed animals => smarter than lusers.
stunt kites => killer. obvious has one called 'box of tricks' that goes for $200
stunt, many many more people => killed by bad people with guns than good people with guns.
stunt, yeah. they => not using it AFAIK.
stuntpope, => you the stand in for the RealPope, when his holiness has to do dangerous things? Leaps of Faith, Doctrinal adjustments, etc?
stupid - => you still dwelling on the io thing?
stupid -> there => quite a few.
stupid -> wtf => you trying to do?
stupid => regex´s faster?
stupid believe you => misinterpreting.
stupid don't know. you => doing something else that you are not mentioning to us.  We're not psychics.
stupid questions => fine.
stupid skl think they => too
stupid think you => completely lost in some fundemental concept and Stupid don't have the time now to work this through with you.
stupid's, => we feeling superior tonite.
stupid's, you => trusting considering what happened last week.
stupid, => you the real Stupid?
stupid, silmaril think you => irc client might have a bug.
stupid, stop it. you => being corrected by those who know better but you are not acknowledging your error.
stupid, that's why there => stylesheets. Wanting to having 13000 pages suddenly blink should require changing more than 1 file. At least, if things were done by someone with a little knowledge.
stupid, the man pages => pretty familiar with it
stupid, there => those who don't listen to Rush... :-)
stupid, well if you => gonna do it *THAT* way,....   =)
stupid, what => you talking about?
stupid, what => you talking about?
stupid, what linux => u using?
stupid, where => the faqs?
stupid> we => talking about the same thing here, a project scheduler/ planner for people to use with dependancies
stupid_ -> what cpan mirror => you checking?
stupid_ see what you => trying to do.  No, (?:>>) doesn't do what you think in a character class.
stupid_ think you => being highly optimistic.  Two days?
stupid_'s favorite => bugs that only show up in the debugger.
style sheets => very cool, though.  finally, a way to format without using a language not designed for formatting (HTML)
sub batteries => fun.
sub calls => faster?
sub calls => faster?
subarus => nice, but less of a value.  more expensive, and higher cost of upkeep.
submarine movies => usually excellent.  The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide are excellent.
submarine movies => usually excellent.  The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide are excellent.
subroutine calls => where most array copying occurs.
subroutines => for wimps. :)
subscripts => not The Perl Way
such long pipes => 
suggestions/patches => welcome at mailto:netirc@betterbox.com (;
summer olympics => going to be in australia?
sun expert and ;login => pretty good magazines.  I think sun expert will give you a curtesy subscription cause your a system admin.
sun keyboards => the destroyer of all wrists!
sun spots => up 3 and an eighth, while Lunar quakes fell 16 points in the New York Exchange today.
sun's press releases => made by their marketing department.
sunfield, you => the man!
sunwtoo and sunwbtool => two of the packages.
supposedly ryan and amagosa => going to Titanic again tonight.  We'll see.
sure it will, `` => 
sure not all web companies => smart either
sure you => ;-)
sure, but most of us => certifiably insane :-)
sure, there => 
sure, why not? unless you => specifically making them hard to call... :-)
sure. but what => the chances of such a book, especially outside of ORA?
sure. there => now like 20 of them, though.
surely you => not the only person who wants to install it on RH5
suvs => killing the planet, you know
svs => their own little objects as I understand.
svs => their own little objects as I understand.
swedes => polite like that.
swig and xs => ways of making existing C software libraries accessible from within perl
swig and xs => ways of making existing C software libraries accessible from within perl
swiss => so obviously a genetic cocktail that they don't tend to think too much of their racial purity anyway
sydney and melbourne => pretty ugly cities. :P
symbol refs => for "behind the scenes" peopel only
symbolic references => replete with hemiolas.
symbolic refs => a sign of perl4
symlinks => the real bugger.
symmetric multiprocessors => usually expensive.
symrefs => evil
sys times => very random.
sysadmins here => dumber than MrSolo is.
system and backticks => for differetnt purposes
system calls => giving me an Insecure $ENV{PATH} on system calls
system commands => soooo passe'.
system errors => handled with eval.  and lose the glowing colons.
system() calls => not secure
systems engineers => going for around 50-60k mandrake think
systems w/o perl 5 => annoying
systrans and barcelona => both NT afaik and that sucks
sysv blocks => usually 512 bytes.  BSD-ish blocks are usually 1k.
t'is that all shops => closed here today, else i'd go buy EPP and make you happy? :)
t-1's => nice...
t0ny -> okay, we have what => called anonymous arrays and hashes.
t0ny think our new gun laws => a bit stupid and only half researched
t0ny think the other uses => in the camel and panther :)
t3 they => getting is burstable through ACSI.
t3s => fun toys :)
tabs => evil.  use spaces, arsehead.
tactically, you => absolutely correct.  strategically, though...
taer, => you using Net::Telnet?
taer, there => no lexicals in pre-5 perl.  only dynamics with local().
takamines => very nice.
takeover llamas => the only people that I sticky ban, so there's always good reason.
takeovers => almost impoosible nowadays.
tapes => generally a nightmare
tar, sounds like you => sorting before you add them all to the array.
tardgosa -> we => not, you are, perhaps
tater tots => a god-given right
taxes => the bane of our existence
tchrist et. al. => working on a Perl cookbook
tchrist has heard there => 700,000 Java programmers.  How do they get that figure?
tchrist in case other lines => further indented
tcl and perl => both faster and safer than shellscripts
tcl's arrays => just like perl's hashes
tcpkitty think you => a version or so behind perl.
tcpkitty, why => you trying to pass in negative numbers then?
teachers => under qualified
teardrop packets => incomplete.
teardrops and land attacks => quite targeted, its stuff like smurf thats antisocial
tears => a part of what we've yet to leave behind
tech people => often put in a position where they can't do that until it's too late
tech support people => minimum wage college students.
techmaster pinyan... you => scaring q[merlyn] again.
technical support person(s) => obviously incapable of solving problems on their own.
teddy bears => always popular.
teen-pop movies => *great* for making instant culture.
tehre => many reasons that isn't working, perhaps. :-)
telcom giants => pretty bad in general
tell ^pudge you => Canadian.
tell goss you => joking.
tell him how there => no plans to upgrade perl4 to y2k compliance 
tell me again why your nipples => so sensitive
tell me why they => very good, muncher
tell them "these => all fully patched. Can someone test them for billn?"
templates => for weenies.
templates => for weenies.
templates => for weenies.
tennis babes => cute
tera, they => probably from west virginia
tera, where => you now?
tera? where => 
terat you => frightening
teratogen -> how old => you again?
teratogen's handles => tied
teratogen's mail requirements => pretty minimal.
teratogen, => you talking to me?
termcap and terminfo => not what I'm referring to
termcap and terminfo => not what I'm referring to
termcap and terminfo => not what I'm referring to
termcap and terminfo => not what I'm referring to
termios => hard.
tersian -> you => getting paid by the hour, right?
tersian has, they => looking for a replacement for him. He lied on his resume by saying he was fluent in English. "Herro, Dis isa seetem progrmmah, hung nyo lo mok.."
test scripts => very mundane. :)
test scripts => very mundane. :)
test version => just what they are, test version. Heck, it isn't even sure it compiles everwhere.
text and numbers => interchangeable.
text databases => lame and slow though.
thank god at least they => quiet when they partake of other activities
thank god politicians => bio-degradable
thank god there => no Grammar police on irc
thank the *gods* you => *back*!
thank you... thank you... you => too kind.
thanks beef.. you => right.
thanks fletch.... you => truly a legend.
thanks guys, the perlfaqs => great
thanks merlyn, you => soooo perceptive :)
thanks teach, you => a pal
thanks thrase, you => 
thanks you guys => lengends
thanks, you guys => the greatest =)
thanks. my perl skills => rusty after I took a years break from it. ;(
thaose => perldescription, references, and lol=?
that the archives => going to return
that's cool (prices => so much more here :-( )
that's not bad.. only when you => doing it 30 times a second, it makes the disk work a lot?
that's right -- the savings => written to the card, right?
that's right you => not using DBI...
that's right. american corps => loaded with morals.
that's right... macs => for people who don't want to really know about computers... IBM used to be the opposite... 
thay => one of two people that have offered me a job!
the conf files => in like /etc/httpd/conf or something
the core changes => in, and that's the main thing he wanted to do
the core changes => in, and that's the main thing he wanted to do
the core changes => in, and that's the main thing he wanted to do
the core changes => in, and that's the main thing he wanted to do
the infobots => 
the oceania.org people => 
the t3e's => loosely coupled in a FAST network
their => only so many ways to (mis)interpret scatalogical `performance art'.
their atms => already i18nd in a dozen languages.
their docs => like some fragmentary version of the Voynich Manuscript.
their employees => not allowed to go to Linux conferences as representitives of Motorola.
their interviews => usually truthful.
their namespaces => identical at the time of the fork() ...
their plans => to make Win98's file system accessable only through IE.
their rates => insane unless you can negotiate a good one, and that takes volume.
their wrs => pretty good.
them damned canadians => 
them jw's => always working harder than me
them m means newlines => looked at for ^ and $
themes => the real kicker.  Make a small theme and it could be fast.
then *you* => forced to live with *their* bad decision, and it makes *you* look bad
then *you* => forced to live with *their* bad decision, and it makes *you* look bad
then *you* => forced to live with *their* bad decision, and it makes *you* look bad
then *you* => forced to live with *their* bad decision, and it makes *you* look bad
then abigail assume you => using the Mail modules from CPAN?
then again you => probably in his killfile too
then again, so => lollipops and nocarrier's adulthood :-)
then all tech stocks => 
then all you need => a few route lines
then all your hits => in array @hits
then both => wrong, you didn't anchor the pattern to the beginning of the string.
then crab guess you => outa luck
then our rights => infringed.
then shift/unshift => your solution
then stupid guess you => just SOL.
then that means there => two elements that have the same value in one list?
then the food shortages => alleviated
then the perlipc docs => wrong
then there => the wizards of Perl, the scripting language preferred by
then they truly => non-independent thinking droids
then we say: the maps => at "man triptik".
then what => you doing on this channel, jazzfan?
then what sequence => you computing? The Ackermann function?
then what the f' => you asking?
then what way => you?
then why => you using tail -1 if you don't want the last thing?
then why the heck => they using perl if they are so antifreeware
then you => okay :)
then your stats => wrong..  
then, if there => NS records, dig @specified-server http://www.iuc.org any
theorems => constructed from axioms and the rules of symbolic logic
theories => pretty cool
theories => pretty cool
theories => pretty cool
theories => pretty cool
ther => alot of jobs here in the bay.  you can afford to.  yositune dont mind too much.
there => alternatives for Perl.
there => alternatives for Perl.
there folks waht => you using for your mime header decoding there seems to be a problem with mime header in IE 4.0
there sure => a lot of restaurants in that part of New York.
there. drforr know their pipes => nearly clogged...
these linker commands => frightening.
these lyrics => edifying.  :)
these things => neat! thanks, arkuat.
these web sites => picking up in traffic.  Glad we didn't opt for the cheaper but lame ISDN connectivity.
they => just lazy :>
they all => less functional than ircII
thgere => cicumstans when you want them to be independent of an interpreter.
thing is, what => you going to do with the source when you get it?
thing is..to me accounts => so cheap i have yet to think about that
thingies => *mutter* *mutter* *mutter* to be used with *mutter* *mutter* *muttter* servers.
things => looking up for lej?
things i'm afraid of => banks, airlines, and telcos.
things in v7 => the only things you can *count* on in all systems.
things like a/v streaming => the real kicker.
things like dtp/etc/ => very minor compared to office suites...
things like that => annoying
things of that style => wonderful for local networks.
things that => broken are generally easy to fix, and were caused by bad coding to begin with
think about what you => asking....
think further back, what => they each based on?
thinking and reading => in accordinace with the People's Five Year Plan.
thinkins marketers => ruining the web
thinks 'cubes => sexier than 'stations.
thinks actions => still busted somewhat, though.
thinks ai projects => evil
thinks all bots => female until proven otherwise
thinks all the int()s => unneeded
thinks amagosa's eyes => too close together
thinks backquotes => a *lot* harder to read
thinks databases => very frustrating
thinks faster boxen => the solution to IO::* overhead
thinks for some reason people => ignoring him :(
thinks freebsders => prisoners of Intel
thinks gpl docs => a very good idea
thinks grammar flames => always cool.
thinks grammar flames => always cool.
thinks grammar flames => always cool.
thinks hashes tied to dbms => pretty dang nifty
thinks his bytes => frantically circling the globe in search of a destination also
thinks his bytes => frantically circling the globe in search of a destination also
thinks his eyes => up in that neighborhood too
thinks inside joins => when you join two tables via a common field
thinks inside joins => when you join two tables via a common field
thinks inside joins => when you join two tables via a common field
thinks large dildos => where it's at!
thinks large screens => dambed expensive
thinks neural nets => the shiznit, and also enough to give Dali nightmares
thinks nextstep services => the shit
thinks noses => for people who use the wrong fonts for irc
thinks open borders => 
thinks prepositions => one of the best things to end a sentence with
thinks separators => a GoodThing
thinks slow insertions => right up there with automounts.
thinks speed issues => best solved by throwing more hardware at the problem
thinks that arkuat and petey => onto something...but not sure...
thinks that catholics => more pious after they've had a few
thinks that not all scripters => programmers
thinks that some people => secreting working on CGI scripts and don't want to own up to it. ;)
thinks that the drinking laws => strict in boston until christmas
thinks that the rootberr jokes => getting a little, er, flat
thinks that there sure => a lot of ops in here.
thinks the altoids => getting to him...
thinks the decals => a bit strange
thinks the feds => crazy
thinks the feds => crazy
thinks the feds => crazy
thinks the feds => crazy
thinks the win32 coders => `new at this'.
thinks there => a lot of perldoc... ;=)
thinks these => getting just a little _too_ weird...
thinks those => kinda like standards
thinks those => kinda like standards
thinks those => kinda like standards
thinks those => kinda like standards
thinks trevor and nickm => way cool
thinks vb and java => the answer for NT
thinks vi and ksh => more than enough IDE for anyone
thinks writers => weirder than programmers.
thinks y'all => on botcrack
thomm think you => confusing perl hackers with people who run dev linux kernels.
thos man pages => out of date.
those => hardly "Vendor Unices".
those guyz on cgi => fucking whacked
thoth believe il/i and lo/gli => both masculine definite articles in Italian.  You select the second set when you have a liquid to deal with initially.
though for what you => doing with it there Roderick think it's a no-op.  What are yout rying to have happen?
though if ans's routers => configured worth a damn amagosa wouldn't be able to do much with it.  Somehow amagosa doubt they are though, from the horror stories amagosa hear :)
though if you => trying to build an LoL directly from split() you've had too many beers
though mind source and taos => sort of on opposite sides of the fence. ;)
though the odds => slim.
though the ~ => random, don't know if it's the last character on the line
though there => a few dozen other ways to do it
though you => supposed to spread it on bread
thrase and excession => both aussies, and u r not, so chill
thre => a few built-ins like pwd and hostname, but anything that ToolServer can serve, `` work with.
threads => an unnecessary feature of perl 5.005 while will probably be misused by idiots who can't understand fork and select
threads etc => in _65 I believe
three of the spice girls => butt-ugly
three of us => good friends....
threedaze => you saddled with nt?
threesomes => fun . . . :(
thus, if you really => doing something for each element of an array, use a foreach.  
thus, the two vowels => pronounced seperately
thx guys .. u => helping lord very much0
ti-92s => easy as hell to program
ticket prices => set by the law of supply and demand, not by Pedro Martinez.
tidal effects => mundane.    Short version:
tide* => their www spidering systems.  Who knows why Phest idles here.
tie() and dbmopen() => only a simple form of persistent hashs.
tie() and dbmopen() => only a simple form of persistent hashs.
tied arrays => really updatesd in 5.005
tied handles => just cool. :)
tied hashes => hashes with filebacking (through some DB implementation) to provide persistance
tied variables => the best.
tied vars => for loose approximations
tiger1, => you still there?  You may go now.
tilapias => pretty cool fish or nutritious and delicious
tim and tom => both cool, I'm sure.
time flies when you => waging an email war :-)
time's fun when you => having flies!
time, mine => 
timelocal() localtime(0 => your friends.
times => tough
timezones => an icky icky thing and many OSes /cannot/ talk about timezones outside of GMT and the current one.
tiny performance costs => irrevelant :)
tits =>  Woohoo!
tits and ass => next door.
tk.pm and friends => included in the GURU standard port.
tkil -> oh, the ts3 tiemstamps => based on unix epoch.
tkil -> this trees => Fast guy uses qmail and ezmlm.  amagosa like him already :)
tkil all $ds => empty...I want to have data written only to the one chosen
tkil and sloejack: who => you guys talking about?
tkil assume you => asking in ridicule, and not in sincerity?  :)
tkil believe there => many of them available for free.  e.g. ht:dig, glimpse.
tkil suppose you => right, in some ways; one of Tkil's recent jobs had a 50k-line perl4 app, and because of that, none of the machines have perl5 as the default perl.  :(
tkil those => planted there by the corporate manipulators
tkil'n'me => too similar sometimes for our own good
tkil's favorite => all the theist tracts ("share your favorite prayer") that get crossposted to alt.religion.emacs.  :)
tkil's friends => 
tkil's pastels => a bit much?  :)
tkil, => you saying that's bad?
tkil, but there => hundreds of these, can I pass a whole array
tkil, how => ping times from you to the whole channel? your server lagged maybe?
tkil, stop that - you => bringing back too many bad memories
tkil, you => presuming something
tkil.:. hahah how old => you?
tkil; => you clueless about mayberry's prob?
tkiltoo -> they => not flexible!!
tlas => Three Letter Acronyms
tlp, you realize that were => not licensed, medical doctors?
to see if there => *any* lowercase digits?
to see what services => offered
to think that you => actually voting all over the united states!
to whom => 
to you, you => wrong.
to/too/two => homophones. Homophones are groups of words with the same pronounciation, but different meanings and spellings.
today only we => giving out FREE memberships to our NEW teen porn server! visit http://www.childrenoftheporn.com
tom and \merlyn => about 5'6"
tom and q[merlyn] => both holding open classes.
tom taming cats, thinking they => lions?
tom, => you being crude?
tom_g believe you => right.
tom_g like i said, there => hundreds out there.
tom_g take it you => not a Jazz person.
tom_g you => -such- a purist :-)
tom_g's 'puters => configured with IP addresses already
tom_g's comments => to 2/e.  Many of the errors are leftovers from the old version, though.
tom_g, => they connected to outside networks via modem or something?
tom_g, yeah, but none of them => here.  :-)
tomatoes => only vegatables before they are picked, then they become a fruit
toneei, you => 
toneii, what => you trying to do?
tony, => you incrementing anything twice?
tony, if they really => fromt he US then you have to wait
tony, when => you done saying hello?
tony, where => you?  which course?
tony, where => you?  which course?
too bad most music shops => closed when i'm at work
too bad there => no PhD in theoretical occultism
too bad tied arrays => so rotten.
too many damned people => doing those.
too many files open and you => only at line 7?  hrmm.
top "software engineers" => extremely valuable
top 3 paragraphs => only talking about the EXPR form.
top five => all MIRC32...
topics => not sent out during netjoins.
torgo makefile.pl's => trivial to write
torgox say again: => you SURE you don't have character-set xlation going on in your ftp program?
torgox, pointless and daffy => not the most specific or informative terms
tornados => a little much though.  But amagosa enjoy a good thunderstorm.
toshibas => supposed to be very very nice when properly aligned
touch screens => the way to go for stuff like that.
tourists => interest in tourism. :-)
toys => good
tr and y => the same.
tr patterns => captured at compile-time.
traceroutes => not finding the destination yet.
trackman, you => breaking two rules 
trackpads => nice, too, but they have this tendency to flake out after a year or so
trade show babes => probably not shoe-ins to replace you on the job, no
trains => cool.
transcendental etudes => very good .. if you are not the student about to go Transcendental over them :-)
transcendental numbers => figments of our imagination
transisters => 1950's tech... let's stop using them, too.
transition tables => hashes.
translators => much more convenient.
transparencies => possible in E, and lej has seen them
trees => all kept equal by hashes, XS and such.
trent they => good things to know - make sure youlook at all of them
trick question, since there => many secret doors in Simpsons.
triddin, what => you doing with foreach $file(<*>) {
trog, => you new to Perl references?
trog, we => at (ugh)**2 with M$ !
trog, what => our demands?
trog, what => our demands?
trogl they => about 2 cents each here
trogl's bosses => thinking about moving ORACLE under DEC UNIX 600mhz to Intel 300 Mhz
trogl, what => you documenting
trolls => questions or people who deliberately provoke emotional responses.
trout => lame
trs-80 errors => better.  There are three of them.
true, but that's what comments => for. ;)
true, but that's what comments => for. ;)
trumpets => best!
try saying what you => trying to do, not how you are trying to do it.
tulip ethernet cards => absolutely fabulous.
tuuk -> what the hell => you asking, in english?
tuxes => nifty.
tuxes => nifty.
tweaty, if you have 5.004, you => set.
tweaty> there => lots on cpan, including pgp
twingy guess you => telling Twingy that you don't know or you are being stubborn...
twins, or => you averaging?
two => not even remotely connected
two characters => not allowed in a filename ... \0 and /
two files => sorted.  You open them up, read one record from each, and output the record that should come first.
two guys => walking in the desert...
two of them => a quarter of your day's saturated fat..
two of those books => ORA, and they were cheaper from amazon.com than from ora.com
type 5 keyboards => absolutely gargantuan
typeglobs => melismatic.
typos => not intentional kewt0k.
typos of a great programmer => more instructive than the correct programs of a lesser progrmmer, tkil  ;)
tyrannical parents => no better than a tyrannical state
tysadmin -> there => thousands of mp3s in that file.  amagosa'll remember it eventually.   Or maybe not.
tysadmin who => u
u guys => thrilled with kicking :) GO GET OUT ! :)
ug, drugs => bad, n-ok Wink?
ug, mine doesn't op if you => already opped.  but it doesn't wait to see if someone else ops you, either.
ugg. dbm's => no good for linear searches!
ugh, then you => deleting an element from an array.
ugh, what => you using for db access? native calls, odbc?
ugh. subroutines => our friends.
uh-oh... you => in for it now :)
uh? what outskirts of the net => you in then?
uhg. python, tcl, *and* lisp => all winning over perl?  *gag*.
uhg. those => the hard kind of bugs.
uhg. what => you *trying* to do?
ulcer => pretty cool
ultra 5's => cheap
ultra1s => like 143mhz 3mb vanilla out of the box aren't they?
ultras => nice
unclue nieces => cool, too
under irix the libs => the same for shadow and non-shadow, if /etc/shadow exists.. the system expects shadow, else passwd passwords
underbars => supposed to be arbitrary.  You may want 0x1234_5678
undernet server messages => just too much to read
underscores => to avoid nickname collisions
unfortunately, i heard they => only buying the API's for NT
unfortunately, there => no good books on fundamental database/indexing concepts (that Stupid know of).
unhappy people => all just being unhappy to spite the happy people.
uni, those permissions => exceptionally dumb.
unices => not mainframes, unles you use AIX.
unicode char's => 16bit, no?
uninitialized scalars => still undef.  You can rely on this always being true.  In 5.004 this particular warning has been removed.
union mounts => cool
unis => teaching reusability and readbility above all else... even speed.
universities => usually perilously silly
unix and html => 
unix bigots => good, arkuat :)
unix boxes => next to useless w/o compilers.  If I wanted to use nothing but precompiled software, I'd use Windows.  Sheesh.
unix config files => commented at least...sometimes :)
unix domain sockets => supposed to follow the filesystem naming convention.  \1\0\0 is, njt guess, a valid (but weird) filename.
unix heads.. so what => some differences between solaris and hp-unix?
unix nerds => rarely motivated by food, with the exception of Pizza.
unix programmers => in control
unix signals => not well-integrated with the rest of UNIX application development.
unix sockets => cool.
unix system administrators => always in high demand
unix versions => definitely free
unix, "all sales => 
unix-domain sockets => machine-local.
unixware7:you => dumb
unless "start" and "endpoint" => actually text strings you want to yank, rather than "START" explicitly.
unless efnet servers => different.
unless good reasons => given, it should probably be the default.
unless somni know what you => doing, and exactly what you want out of the string, it's kinda hard to help
unless the keys/values => huge
unless the lines => fixed-width.
unless there => some faulty synapses in PerlJam's brain.
unless they => on Broadway.  Then ^Pudge kick Cats' asses.
unless those \b's => actually serving smoe purpose.
unless you => on BNC but that's weird
unless your %sort elements => subroutines that return coderefs, there's your error.
unless, of course, you => just choosing random numbers between 1 and 1
untaint. if you => not using -T or setuid scripts, ignore that remark
up how many matches there => of each address whats the best way to do that?
updates => propagated to secondaries automatically.
upgrades => MUCH cheaper
upgrades => MUCH cheaper
upgrades => MUCH cheaper
upgrades => MUCH cheaper
ur and wt areas => very helpful, q[merlyn]
url and purl => exactly alike, except for parameters
urls => presumably unique anyway.
us laws on crypto => silly
us usenet folks => pushing *HARD* for them to restrict the syntax in places that makes it easier for us.
use => if you => hard-coding hash inits.  :)  just a style suggestion.
use c, what => you bitching about?
use c, what => you bitching about?
use c, what => you bitching about?
use catholic; # because you => feeling guilty
use lisp. parentheses => beautiful.
use perl! why => you writing a shell script?
use sendmail as a mua and you => bound to fail
use stderr and your problems => over. you wouldn't want such a counter to appear in the output if you did yourscript > outfile anywway
use the grep if you => going to do that.
use win32; # if you => sadistic.
users => too stupid/paranoid to do that.
users themselves => the weakest link in security.
using mine => just a bad idea =)
using mine => just a bad idea =)
using mine => just a bad idea =)
usually just as you => typing, then you press a key that screws something up in the prog that just popped up!
usually people => born with most symptoms (large amounts of tendon-like fibrous callogonous tissue between muscle fibers.. lotsa weird stuff)
usually those => functions special to HFS or DOS.
usually when they => seen down this way they are beet red
uunet, gte sprint backbones => experiencing failures at chicago hubs..true?
v and v => signed
v0id; what => you trying to accomplish by using the name of a variable?
v3 rc5 clients => supposed to handle all that stuff, right?
valid phone numbers => scary
values => all correct
values => all correct
vanamonde, only if you => ace frehley
var names => meant to be descriptive ;)
var names => meant to be descriptive ;)
var names => meant to be descriptive ;)
var names => meant to be descriptive ;)
variable deffinitions => before the system call, though
variable names => not important.
variables => global by default.
variables that => defined withing a block or procedure, if they're not defined local or Somni's, are global right?
various get routines => as follows:
vectorek> so the files => the same file?
vegans => so amusing.
vegans => so amusing.
vegans => so amusing.
vegans => so amusing.
velz, why => you still a pob?
vendull *think* they => cleared when they go out of scope if you have declared them with vendull's()
very few of kjj's wife's calls => less than 20 minutes
very few things => unrecoverable errors in E
very good. if you => an experienced programmer, it cuts right to the chase.
vex, perl modules => there
vi donute masn pages => here either
vi people => stuck with one.
vi-like keybindings in irc => good enough for archon
vinny, wait a sec, what => you trying to do?
violets => blue.
virginia, there => peole who don't know unix.
virginia, there => peole who don't know unix.
virginia, there => peole who don't know unix.
virginia, there => peole who don't know unix.
virtual functiosn => ok.  But they're overrated. :)
virtual hotplates => ineffectual
virtual resolutions => nasty, 'nuff said. ;-)
virutal desktops => your friend
virutal desktops => your friend
virutal desktops => your friend
virutal desktops => your friend
visigoth think you => missing the point ^Pudge
vms docs => printed from the online help.
voda, what => you trying to find the size of?
void contexts => scalar contexts.
void, that arg => you giving it?
void, why => you using the read in a while clause?
void-map and void-grep => against the design of the language, but they do still work.
void-map and void-grep => against the design of the language, but they do still work.
void-map and void-grep => against the design of the language, but they do still work.
void-map and void-grep => against the design of the language, but they do still work.
vors, how far from london => you?
vors, you => quite knowledgable ;)
vorsprung think font and fount => equivalent in this context
vorsprung think smurf attacks => worse than killing routers!
vorsprung think we => agreed its not there yet.  vorsprung read the 'installation instructions for unix'
vorsprung's lusers => all phds but they are still stupid
vorsprung, => you sure that's a www q?
vorsprung, how => you doing this FINE morning
vorsprung, how => you doing this FINE morning
vorsprung, how => you doing this FINE morning
vorsprung, what the .. => you trying to do?
vorsprung, what the .. => you trying to do?
vorsprung, what the .. => you trying to do?
voting? what => you guys voting on?
vrok> why => you writing programs?  vorsprung dont wish to be offensive but you dont seem to have the knack for it
vrok> you => a clueless human
vrokolos, why => you consistenly a moron here?
vt220 => ok, but i'd rather have a vga screen as the consol, but Leolo's new colocation site doesn't have one available...
vt220s => cool
vws => fun.
w and the uptime commands => identical
waffle irons => a Model 3.
waht => the implications of that?
wait a minute, what the heck => 
wait a minute. smoth, => you trying to have more than one value attached to a single key?
wait a second... => you the same guy that gave q[merlyn] the search strings?
wait there => some..
wait, => you trying to make $array[0] "equal" to a tied dbm hash in some way?
wait, format and printf => two entirely different things.  are you using perl's "format" directive too, or am i just confused?
wait, how old => you?  you must be ripe in years.. :)
wait, what's the behavior you => seeing that you don't like?
wait, you => both right.  It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!
wait. => you using "fsck" in the literal or u_ed sense?  :)
wait. some of those => configurable, but they should stay in bounds determined by the RFCs... does that make more sense?
wait. wink: why => you trying to build libperl.so?
wait. you => 
wait. you => 
wait; you => right
wallops => scary
warecow, => you a PoB?
warecow, that's why those that => good at it make quite a bit of money.  Usually, they come from within engineering, and have to be more or less bribed out. :)
warez => lame.
warez phules => all after windoze stuff
was lana and lois => taken too...
wash your hands when you => done though
washort, => you still having a problem, other than the ^Ms?
waswaldo => there any headers Twingy1 need in a pearl script like in pascal and c++ ?
waswaldo's arm's => full?
waswaldo, => you checking $! after system calls?
waswaldo, => you checking $! after system calls?
watch out there => llama's
watch your hands. the tubes => hot.
waves his private parts => your aunties!
waves his private parts => your aunties!
waves his private parts => your aunties!
wawb, => u serious!!
wawb, what => you trying to do?
wawb, who => your people?
way i see it, there => three main dissenters:
way these things go, there => probably 6 or 8 kludgey ways to do it, and a better way that involves rethinking something that hasn't been rethunk yet.
way you => going, there's more taxes than money.
wb and the internet => not the same thing.
we => all over-estimating the response time to security breeches
we'll assume that the cubes => 
we're not off topic => we?
we-all => too busy to answer purl's more mundane questions
wearable computers => pretty damn cool or at http://wearables.www.media.mit.edu/projects/wearables/
wearables => pretty damn cool or at http://wearables.www.media.mit.edu/projects/wearables/
weather sucks, they => probably just taking it slow.
web bots => available that ferret out email addresses from web site
web browsers => slow as #*$@&?
web counters => lame.
web man pages => out of date.
web questions => verboten
web sites => great!
web_security and members => both dirs?
wednesday and thursday => the deadlines
wee it looks like we => going to get our first home soon :>
weekends => good too - kjj live in chandler
ween => two guys from Jersey who record much of their cds on a four track.
ween => two guys from Jersey who record much of their cds on a four track.
ween => two guys from Jersey who record much of their cds on a four track.
weird. what => you... oh.  Tkil told him to use "netstat -rn".
weird. you => giving crimethnk a headache.  :)
well! who the hell => you! ;-)
well-known files => another way of doing it.
well. if you => into running high end hardware you'll wanna see it anyways.
well. people => idiots.  As long as I can still tell them to sit on a sucking rod and hang up on them, I'm happy.
well. the bruins => wicked pissah rad.
well.. those => not scottvr's problems
welp, ascii's 15 minutes => up
were, => you running Configure?
werewolf's user times => 
werewolf, what => you doing that requires such a (nonexistent) speed increase?
werewolf, why => you hiding this code?  what purpose?
wha version of perl => you using
what's => those tiny, bright red spiders called?
what's => those tiny, bright red spiders called?
what's the domain, and what => the servers?
what's the error you => getting
what's the real pattern you => using?
what's the s/// you => using?
what's with this crazy typing? => you rabid?
what, => you being dense?
what, => you being dense?
what, => you being dense?
what, => you being dense?
what, => you being dense?
what, => you being dense?
what, exactly, => you trying to find?  please define this in english, not code.
what, no 31337 dud3z => allowedhere?! :)
what, the fact that the pawns => more flexible than NT Server?
what, you => not supposed to light a cig with a blowtorch?
what/why => you doing?
what/why => you doing?
what/why => you doing?
what/why => you doing?
what/why the hell => you doing?
whatever they call it, there => lots of new PPC chips on their way down the R&D chute.
whatever they call it, there => lots of new PPC chips on their way down the R&D chute.
whatever they call it, there => lots of new PPC chips on their way down the R&D chute.
whatever they call it, there => lots of new PPC chips on their way down the R&D chute.
whatever you say it does. you => the one handing out certifications.
whatta you know there => specs for perl stuff too!!
when's the next time you => gonna be in Seattle?
which "perl.com mailing list" => 
which .pl files => you talking about.  some people use ".pl" for the tail end of their executable scripts, and perl4 had a convention of ".pl" for perl libraries.
which => mostly goofy authentication issues between Ascend and Ascend's resellers and (oops) cisco's resellers  :)
which => mostly goofy authentication issues between Ascend and Ascend's resellers and (oops) cisco's resellers  :)
which => mostly goofy authentication issues between Ascend and Ascend's resellers and (oops) cisco's resellers  :)
which => mostly goofy authentication issues between Ascend and Ascend's resellers and (oops) cisco's resellers  :)
which bit => you at petey
which bugs => those, trolloc? oh, never mind, just email the list. They need some traffic to wake them up. :-)
which cache => we talking about here? L2?
which cddb player => you using
which comedian => we talking about?
which cpan dir? there => dozens
which cpan server => you using?
which crypt? there => two.
which database manager => you using? (did vfarias read it was a database?)
which developer's program => you part of pudge?
which discussion => we discussing?
which distribution => you using?
which distro => you using?
which download site => you using, Forr?
which example => you talking about in particular?
which field => you sorting on?
which irc client => you using?
which llama => you talking to?
which means that they => completely confused about security
which modules => -those-?
which network => you with?
which of helix's remarks => you agreeing with?  s/he's cutting broad swathes...
which one => 
which one? there => 
which os => you intending to run?
which parens => $1 and which are $2 if this matches?:     s/(abc(foo|bar))/$1/
which part => you having trouble with?  There's a fairly good basic client/server in the Camel book and man pages you've looked at, isn't there?
which parts of the topic => unclear, pizz?
which perl => 
which permutations => the ones that never get produced in that situation?  How would one determine the answer to that question?
which platform => you talking about, anyhow?
which release of openbsd => you running?
which side => you on, Elkay?
which sql => you using
which things => you huh-ing?
which tivoli office => you in?
which version of emacs => you running?
which version of rh => you on?
which win32 perl => you running?
which win32perl => 
which world => you living in?
which world => you living in?
which world => you living in?
which world => you living in?
while the clueful people => awake, fimmtiu has a question.
while we => doing misspellings?
while you => at it, fimmtiu wouldn't mind. ;-)
white castle burgers => tastee :)
whiteboards => your friend
whiz, => they still showing figure skating on TV?  how come they never show the curling competition?
who's win32 perl => you using?
whoa hinder, you => popular with the aussies.
whoa, what => you doing on Elink?
whoa, what => you doing on Elink?
whoa, what => you doing on Elink?
whoa. you => missing a few fundemental concepts.
whoever, => there any other Perls that you know of?
whole *slew* of reports => going to look weird.
whom => you asking?
whose dns => they using?
whose job => we talking about?  ;-)
whose sacred numbers => 22/7 and 999
whose side => you on greg?  fess up or we'll burn you anyway!
why => the colons and qmarks reversed now?
why the hell => 
widgets => Perl objects
widowmaker and afterstop => cheap knockoffs....
wildfire's mmap()s => better than your mmap()s.
will just wait until 266's => dirt cheap and get a dual mb.
will see if there => any arguments.
win, the books => boring to read straight through right?
win32 and genius => mutually exclusive here :)
win32::process docs => a crappy thing.
win95/nt => 
wind and rain => a-blowing
windmills => inherently submissive.  :)
windowmaker's main advantages => with resource usage and ease of configuration
windows boxen => workstations. Unix boxen are workhorses.
windows in cars => very useful...
windows llamas => reluctant to remove the training wheels, let alone install a jet engine on their bicycles.
windows sockets => sub-sockets
windows users => typically idiots. :)
wings over there => decent
wink now => we giving in to stereotypes ?
wink, => you going to the perl conference?
wink, chapters => available for review online in PDF and PS formats.
wink, jews => tight B)..
wink, you => a a programmer and you just dont'....
winkie modules => very friendly
winkie. modules => your friend.
winkie> modules => 
winkie> modules => 
winkola and rashi => Winkola's chars.
winkola can't! you guys => holding Winkola intellectually captive here!
winkola you => an eeediot
winkola, => the lengths equal as well?
winkola, but, meanwhile there => people watching who don't have anybody beating the hell out of them, and they wonder WTF you were thinking letting *ANYBODY* beat hell out of you.
winkola, if 6 people => beating the piss out of you all the time, and then you manage to get it down to 2 or 3, that looks like a huge improvement to you.
winkola, you => recommending an ORA book, by TC no less?
winmodem's and linux => the beginning of a great headache.
wired, you don't know what you => talking about.
wiskey and whiskey and whisky => all dried beer
with $a =  we => looking for a TERM.
with enough bugs, all eyes => shallow...
with excel.... the 2nd graders => in action at M$ yet again
with perl, there => ways to slow down and speed up a program?
with perl, there => ways to slow down and speed up a program?
with perl, there => ways to slow down and speed up a program?
with sql => 
with the difference that cars => often used in a productive way in society (allowing people to get to their jobs).
with the way things => going lately I might be.
with viagra, there => going to be a lot more 10 foot poles out there
with what you guys => saying right now, Winkola should have it reading everything on the channel.
with which compiler => you compiling the kernel?
wizards => 
woah! you => wrote two books on perl?
woah!! you => on the camel book!
woffe> stp and tstp => suspend things, SIGCONT to carry on
women => evil and confusing
women => evil and confusing
women => evil and confusing
women bosses suck, unless they => hot
won't work. you => RE matches "{stuff " globally, he needs something that turns "{one two three}" into "{one_two_three}"  yours will only convert the first space.
wonder if there => trekkies that name their 'puters after characters on the show?
wonders how expensive => list slices
wonders how many images => fucked because of this.
wonders how many people => spastically clicking on the 'reload' button right now...
wonders how many perlscripts => lurking out there that make use of =>
wonders how soon the parties => going to start.
wonders if .pm domains => available.
wonders if abigail's muscles => anything like Xena's
wonders if all these arquettes => married to each other
wonders if his webtech columns => being mirrored anywhere again.
wonders if local calls => free, 75 cents, or timed. -)
wonders if parrots => color-blind....
wonders if people => getting sick of me asking fork related questions....
wonders if qw[jeff] or yawl => rational
wonders if there => any sprigner fans in #perl
wonders if they share code? => they like linux distributions?
wonders if you guys => ever going to pass the bowl to him...
wonders what os people in here => using mostly?
wonders what os people in here => using mostly?
wonders what other modes there => on IRC other than text.
wonders what the side effects => of doing $arrayref = @_ and then making assignments to $arrayref -> [$i].
wonders where the $ => for those autoincreaments...
wonders whethere => more sirc users on #perl than ircII and EPIC users combined yet  :)
wonders why all of you => maching rudefix!
wonders why oracle books => covered with bugs
wonders why people => so blind to the -fun- part of life! ;)
wonders why ppl in #perl => so unfriends as compared to ALL other channels ..
wonders why so many people => +v here today
wonders why the owls => 
wonders why there => flavors of IRC besides efnet
woo, 2000 files => deleted now :)
woo, fonts => *SMALL* in 1024x768
woohoo! the big questions => mostl out of the way.
woohoo!! teclo guys => here.
woohoo!! teclo guys => here.
word files => not for human consumption
words => good. Words are you are friend.
works for jsd loanstar. => you using perl4 by some weird happenstance?
worldcom's tech staffs => pretty decent
worms => asexual, amagosa
worst cases of cars and corps => usually grandfathered into exempt status.
worst thing is, they => so disorganized, they dont even know about other portions of thier company
wouldn't that be: "abigail => good"?  ;->
wrappers => only rarely needed.
wrappers => only rarely needed.
wrappers => only rarely needed.
wrappers => only rarely needed.
write a "so, you => a windows llama and want to program cgi's for the www in perl?" book.
write some programs that => useful to you, polish them, and publish them on the w*b for potential employers to look at
wt columns => NOT for non-programmers.
wtf => you, Gates?
wtf!??!?! ssh & ssh => *each* >1MB in size?  erf!
wtf? where the hell => they?
www.bvu.edu should work if you => curious.
wwwboards => gay.
wyrms => cool
x files => silly
xdfmx, you => so close to being kicked.
xenub, your terminal settings => incorrect.
xflies => you using AS or GURU?
xyz => thrown away
y'all => jealous because you don't have phasers. 
ya know, those mormons => 
ya there => irix and slowaris boxes....
ya, mysql and msql => different
yael and her => "adopted" sisters, because yael was angry at her sister yesterday...
yah, you => right
yah. but => they really something that you'd like to name yourself after?
yah. i think they => using SysTrans
yaiiee. y'all => beginning to sound like a bunch of Markov chainers rattling off each other
yay, the netherlands => still here at this hour!  (hihi JohnPC)
yay, the netherlands => still here at this hour!  (hihi JohnPC)
yea but people who => experienced with this can at least put some sort of educate guess on this :>
yea but their docs => really sparse...
yea but they => still working on it.. beside either that or activie-x :>
yea! we => another inch closer to perl 5 :>
yea, but the color ones => beautiful. :)
yea, but you => probably not a student who can only work summers :(
yea, you => asking it to quote quotes
yeah and they => sucking exponentially with time.
yeah but when most servers => unix you CANT write mac programs!
yeah if you => the masqee(What a word:) you just set your gateway to the masq box, amagosa believe.
yeah lets talk when you => down here
yeah merlyn, qj know . and .. => dirs
yeah the people at dd.sh =>  true hackers.
yeah them boys in #unix => reeeal friendly.
yeah u guys => pretty cool, CyBeRc ask for help which u guys obvioulsly know the answer but theres no way u can help, thats prettyy lame guys
yeah you => not a high school grad either are you?
yeah you guys => all very helpful tonight :)
yeah, [petey can see where you => going with that.
yeah, afaik. the modules => there, and there's some stuff in /site_perl/i586-linux/auto/Apache/Symbol/ but I'm getting errors with Apache::Constants
yeah, and horses => hung like.. horses
yeah, and i think we => on the virge of seeing more of then.
yeah, and while you => at it, get rudefix a beer, dammit!
yeah, but cgi scripts => OFF-TOPIC here
yeah, but i think they => much more readable than backticks
yeah, but pii's => hot enough for steaks.
yeah, but the cgis => doing some stuff to prevent mh hits unless you are actually sending mail, Stupid_ believe.
yeah, but the first 2 => why it's grand.  
yeah, but the first 2 => why it's grand.  
yeah, but the homes => dirt cheap.  nice tradeoff
yeah, but the identities => 1024
yeah, but there => binaries on cpan
yeah, but those llamas => usually the ones who say "Telnet? What's that?".
yeah, but which one => you looking at?
yeah, but you => only varying a few bits, unfortunately.
yeah, but your $$$ => cheap.  ;->
yeah, crlf line endings => notorious for confusing here-docs.
yeah, fibonacci sequences => *really* sexy :-)
yeah, frames in lynx => tolerable
yeah, i don't think they => in jersey or new york yet.
yeah, i don't think they => in jersey or new york yet.
yeah, i don't think they => in jersey or new york yet.
yeah, if you => doing print "@a", you'll get a space ... maybe it's $", Tkil can never remember which.
yeah, merlyn, => you sure . . . :)
yeah, modules => so bad that he'd rather re-code Time::Local than use the module that's there....
yeah, our bsd servers => using SCSI.
yeah, right. the bits => still there... it doesn't matter that they're always the same?
yeah, some of em => getting tougher to nail
yeah, that's what hashes => for. I've been using one for the last 15 minutes. 
yeah, the new bugs => cool! :)
yeah, the perl demi-gods => here often and in numbers.
yeah, there => no resources that answer sed's question
yeah, they => 21064 CPUs.
yeah, those => the best.  "Minimum 5 years of Java"
yeah, we => -so- fucked if we can't get DBD::Oracle working on the new boxes.
yeah, we => -so- fucked if we can't get DBD::Oracle working on the new boxes.
yeah, we => -so- fucked if we can't get DBD::Oracle working on the new boxes.
yeah, you => right
yeah. globals => generally evil
yeah. if wins => measured by the pound.
yeah. it's easy if you => just converting ASCII art.
yeah. right. they sad "they => just references."
yeah. the 1997 stats => { Geometry => 93, Algebra2 => 89, Trig => 48, Calculus => 23 }
yeah. they => called the DBM modules.
yeah. what => you people thinking??
yeah. you => right.  rudefix was originally going to offer straight-ahead flameage to the list, but basically neutralized it to say that we weren't going to do free work for him.
yeah. your brackets => redundant.
yeahhh. => you conjuring something there?
yep! the issues => MUCH more interesting
yep, ama, you => right.  also breaks indents.  it used to break on certain regexps, too, but this seems to have been fixed, or rudefix decided not to use the same regexps.  :-)
yep, and those => getting scarcer and scarcer these days
yep, jjohn, i suspect anagrams => best done on one's own box
yep, jjohn, i suspect anagrams => best done on one's own box
yep. all i need => at least 2 D- 's and it's all over. ;)
yep. and they => documented.
yep. environment variables => an operating system thing.
yep. many people => happy about that ...
yer from japan....japanese => responsible for nice cars I cannot fit in :)
yes they => all needed
yes yes, and with that you => correct
yes! files => done!  woo hoo!
yes! you => learning the ways of job security, young Jedi!
yes, i think we => 
yes. $a/$b => set to be aliases for elements of the source array.
yes. burnore and stanley => cllaing mjd a liar.
yes. cpan authors => honest.
yes. parsers => like that.
yes. particularly if there => 
yes. real references => a better way to do it.
yes. that and the .html files => on a CD-ROM.
yes. the people in vb => ruder than the people in Perl. saboo feel better now.
yes. there => definitely 11 vars from player1 to player11
yes. those bans => permanent.
yes. you => just making some stupid mistake which warnings might be able to catch for you.
yet neither juarez nor pr0n => transferred over IRC!
yet the variables => printed to standard later in the program so MrSpiffy know they are defined.
yet very few people => aware of that.
yet, there => so damned many people on welfare.
yevo know who you => talking about
yey what grade => you in qw?
yiff, => you boasting about your Powerful Linguistic Interface again?
yikes! people => recommending ^Pudge's book over Learning Perl for Mac users.
yman, there => 
yo jordens => fuuucked uuup
yo veblen. they => committing blood sacrifices to the SCSI bus here.
you all => gods
you already => a crack addict
you always implicitly => running a program, whether it's compiled before runtime or at runtime
you aren't british => you
you aren't eval'ing blind => you?
you aren't on #root => you?
you aren't on #root => you?
you aren't on #root => you?
you aren't on #root => you?
you aren't slicing @foo, you => slicing the listref that foo points to
you aren't testing, you => changing.
you aren't using perl 4 => you?
you assume that people => simply animals with no possible self control.  personally, I think you the second you start treating them that way, that's what they become.
you bostonians sure => up lates
you can control which words => colorized, if any.
you can proof they => equivalent.
you can't deny that there => similarities
you can't tell where people => coming from on irc
you cant sky1's($a,$b), they => passed between different routines
you could, there => a couple organized efforts out there that should bring the little hacks together
you do know you => reinventing the wheel, right? :)  It's been done, though not in perl that DemoN know of.
you don't know what you => talking about :)
you don't think most jews => tight?
you don't think most jews => tight?
you don't think most jews => tight?
you don't. if you => printing it out, use printf().
you don't? then you => missing out on 1/3 of who and what they are.
you folks => freaks, but arkuat like that in a person
you folks sure => pricey.  NCSUTop don't think NCSUTop need a wizzard.  a high school kid could help.  just need a quick answer.  :)  
you guys => just kaitlin's audience.
you guys like, => ascii's new hero
you guys realize that sb16's => < $50 now, don't you?
you have five entries and you => worried about 4000000?
you have five entries and you => worried about 4000000?
you have if you => using an array (or any var, for that matter).
you have to know what you => asking for.
you have to patch it if you => using ActiveShit
you hurt his feeling, you => so mean
you keep using terms that => all relative.
you keep using terms that => all relative.
you keep using terms that => all relative.
you keep using terms that => all relative.
you kiddies => crazy, jeff
you know 58 million americans => online
you know those => only guidelines.
you know we => using freebsds.. very very stable
you know you => a geek when you see the girl playing basketball on the Nike commercial with C.S.H. on her jersey and you think of the C Shell :-)
you know, all dialects of perl => spoken here.
you know, the gt and lt => probably > and <... 
you know, the part where you => trying to figure out exactly what you are trying to do.  implementation's the easy part
you know,there => very practical reasons for killing all the stupid people in the world
you know... the cranes => a very very strange band.  goth-pop with a female chipmunk-sounding lead vocalist.  *boggle*
you left out lock_nb which you => referecing
you linguists => all internationalist commies
you mac people => so cute sometimes.
you may think you => doing IO, but you are only doing PerlJam.
you mean if you => not careful how you code, or by its very nature?
you mean people who => pedantic?
you mean there => channels that tolerate *repeated jokes*?
you mean those "boxes" => still there?
you mean you => worried that the next time you get reincarnated you won't be able to enjoy 1970 port? ok, grasshopper ;-)
you need that patch if you => going to use activestate.  don't mess with your own socket code either, part of the patch addresses problems you'll run into regardless.  activestate just sucks.
you need to join them, they => probably private or something
you obviously => not married yet.  :)
you people => kewl
you perl people => shady...*rolls his eyes*
you rat. you => going to force Taer to learn that debugger yet.
you really => going about it backwards.
you said "where => q[merlyn]'s classes"
you said you => homeless
you said: "for and foreach => completely identical."
you see, amagosa and qw[jeff] => on the same level here
you should. they => probably charging you a monthly fee just to have the service.
you sound like you => quoting chip's column.  :)
you spit's friend, => a man whore
you sure you => connecting to the database?
you tell jerji, you => the one who used it. :)
you telnetting in, or => they in Illinois...?
you told them that you => OK to be interrupted?
you two => frightening
you want to know how many keys => in a hash right
you warez puppies => so cute.
you web people => 
you web people => 
you were here. so => several others
you will be suprised. => you familiar with darwin's award?
you will be suprised. => you familiar with darwin's award?
you're assumptions => wrong, Tony--
you're not a junkie, => you?
you're not a klb, => you, ribbet?
you're not buying scsi, => you?
you're not debating it still, => you?
you're not evading a ban, => you?
you're not using a hub, => 
you're not using a hub, => 
you're not using vc++ again, => you?
you're problems => not our problems.
you're slashes => backwards.
you, sir, => mistaken.
young ones => legal for you ;)
your buttons => big and glowing and four feet wide. :-)
your channel? who the hell => you?
your colons => glowing
your definitions => poor
your disruports => disrupted.
your doubts => totally unfounded, and to be honest, WRONG
your eyes => screwed ... or you're drunk and selectively seeing double ;-)
your glasses => rosily tinted :-)
your ip stacks => unable to withstand our denial of service attacks.
your list said '0 => service bots'
your manpages => incomplete
your not serious => you?  :)
your parens => in the wrong place.
your primal desires => satisfied by the downloading and running of free software.
your problems => not our problems.  
your questions => FAQish.  perlfaq4, I imagine.
your reasons for translating => probably wrong.
your routing capabilities => unable to withstand us
your server and client => fucked.
your server and/or browser => doing brain-damaged caching
your snippet worked but what => the garbage numbers it spits out?
your sysadmins => still using oraperl.  Not good.
your tables or something => overwriting each other, though
your two free minutes => now up.
your two free minutes => now up.
your two free minutes => now up.
your use vars statements => flawed ...
yours fixes only numbers that => first in thestring.
yugos => bad fiats
yummy. the spice girls => on showtime
yup. \mjd's variables => really private.  They're visible only inside the block in which they'er declared.
yup. rsis => potentially serious.
yup. synapses => firing now. Must acquire caffeine...
yus, well, der your => your see.
zhukovski, what => you doing promoting a Turkish candidate?
zip drives => fully magnetic
zits => not necessarily a bad thing
zombies => child processes that have exited, but that purl haven't waited for yet.  Use `wait' get get rid of them.
{net|open|free}bsd => 
|chriz|... => you a programmer??
|chriz|... you => getting further off
|merlyn|'s sheets => gone. :-)
|n|'s eyes => blurring from lack of sleep
~ and / / => documented in man perlre and man perlop
~/.qmail* => wonderful too.
ùíù you => no longer marked as being away